First published in 2016. Contrarians of the world, rise up!
It's the least wonderful time of the year
With the fighter jets screaming
And everyone drinking the shittiest beer
It's the least wonderful time of the year
It's the dumb-dumbiest season of all
With those circle jerk fireworks and throngs of stone drunk jerks
When Thunder Day falls
It's the dumb-dumbiest season of all
(with fervent apologies to Andy Williams)
I'll be in or near the perimeter of the 1117 E. Spring Street Neighborhood Association, guarding the premises with a bottle of gin in one hand, vermouth in the other, and recalling what it was like during the London blitz.
Move on ... mind the gap (in consciousness) ... nothing to see here. But if you must do it, consider doing it in New Albany: Thunder is #SoIN New Albany. Localism's better than nothing.
Previous outbursts at NAC:
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