They’re men and women with badges, but they’re not chasing ordinary criminals.
They’re New Albany’s self-appointed POTTY POLICE.
Sure, they have a GAS allowance just like the regular cops, but they get to SIT DOWN on the job, because when the POLITICAL CHIP on your shoulder is the size of a friggin' MANHOLE COVER and you’re DANCIN' around that RING OF FIRE every day ... well, you’re going to need a nice, soft SEAT in front of the computer and a TAKE-HOME POTTY CAR.
The POTTY POLICE.
Coming soon to a mayoral campaign near you.