Tuesday, November 22, 2005

New Albany's POTTY POLICE take the LOW road, but only because that's the one leading DOWN to the sewer.

They’re men and women with badges, but they’re not chasing ordinary criminals.

They’re New Albany’s self-appointed POTTY POLICE.

Sure, they have a GAS allowance just like the regular cops, but they get to SIT DOWN on the job, because when the POLITICAL CHIP on your shoulder is the size of a friggin' MANHOLE COVER and you’re DANCIN' around that RING OF FIRE every day ... well, you’re going to need a nice, soft SEAT in front of the computer and a TAKE-HOME POTTY CAR.


The POTTY POLICE.


Coming soon to a mayoral campaign near you.

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