Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Speaking of storm water, is that a real umbrella, or is that a Wal-Mart umbrella?
Well, I reckon 'ol EastdistEnded is right 'bout that there 'spensive unbreller for Knobbany -- ah mean, sheeet, whassthat EPPA up there in Wasshuntun know 'bout our storm water here 'n Tuckiana, that this here cheap paper umbrellie can't handle?
Thirdysix dollars a hole YEAR! Hellazpoppin, my elderlee friend 'ol mizzus Smith, well, she could buy 3, or 7, maybe 37 ... sheeet, she can get a whole buncha Big Bufords for all that! But donchaknow, thassjus my 'Pinion ...