Name That Boondoggle Episode 1: The apartments at the Coyle site really should be called ...

Team Gahan Boondoggle Name: The Breakwater.

Roger's Boondoggle Name: Break Wind Flats ... or The Lofts at Duggins-Down.

Your Boondoggle Name: ???

Indicate your choice in the comments, either here or at Fb. The winner receives absolutely nothing except plaudits for cleverness amid the Gahanshima (from the Romanian word Ceaușima, explained here).