Name That Boondoggle Episode 3: The Main Street "improvement" project really should be called ...

In one week, our long civic nightmare will be concluded. But look at the havoc they're wreaked.

Team Gahan Boondoggle Name: East Main Street Improvement Project.

Roger's Boondoggle Name: Avenue des Champs-ÉlyGahanshima (pronounced, "those contractors gave my campaign a shitload of  money")

Your Boondoggle Name: ???

Indicate your choice in the comments, either here or at Fb. The winner receives absolutely nothing except plaudits for cleverness amid the Gahanshima (from the Romanian word Ceaușima, explained here).