Showing posts with label New Albany Bicentennial Commission. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Albany Bicentennial Commission. Show all posts

Friday, November 01, 2019

If nothing else, he balanced the stonewalling: Team Gahan has yet to account for the handily vanished financials of the Bicentennial Commission.

Back in 2011, when the city of New Albany was preparing for its gala Bicentennial celebration in 2013, the guiding force behind the Bicentennial Commission was 2nd district councilman Bob Caesar.

The commission itself was chartered to exist, then to dissolve once the party was over. Here's the ordinance.

BI-CENTENNIAL COMMISSION

§ 33.165 CREATION.
(A) There is hereby created the New Albany Bi-Centennial Commission.
(B) The membership of the Bi-Centennial Commission shall be composed of nine citizen members, five appointed by the Mayor and four appointed by the Common Council. The terms of office of the membership shall be for the period of time commencing with appointment and concluding at midnight on December 31, 2013. The Mayor and Common Council may remove and appoint its members at will.
(C) The mission of the Bi-Centennial Commission shall be to plan, coordinate and implement projects and events to celebrate the city’s bi-centennial. The Bi-Centennial Commission shall work with local citizens, businesses, organizations and institutions to accomplish its mission.
(D) The Bi-Centennial Commission shall adopt by-laws. These by-laws shall address such issues as meeting times and places, rules for the conduct of meetings, and other rules for the efficient operation of an advisory commission.
(E) The Bi-Centennial Commission shall appoint members to an advisory committee that it will work with to engage local citizens, businesses, organizations and institutions to accomplish its mission.

(Ord. G-09-06, passed 3-19-2009; Ord. G-12-01, passed 2-6-2012)

It somehow was determined to publish a book, as eventually to be written by a Tennessee-based freelancer when of course local writers might have been chosen to inject genuine feeling into the project, but then again the Bicentennial itself sank beneath the weight of same-old-generic-planning.

On November 16, 2011 the newspaper laid out the parameters of the tome to come.

New Albany Bicentennial Park moving ahead, by Daniel Suddeath (News and Tribune)

BOOK DEAL

In related news, Caesar updated the redevelopment commission on the status of a bicentennial book being prepared for release next year.

To produce and print 5,000 copies of the book will cost $144,000, Caesar said.

“I know that’s a lot of money, but there’s a lot of work that goes into these,” he said.

Redevelopment funds were used as a loan to the bicentennial commission to get the book started, and Caesar said the advance will be paid back after sales start accumulating.

Standard copies of the book will be sold for $40, but 200 limited editions will be sold for $200 through an invitation process, Caesar said.

As Caesar said the $144,000 will be derived from donations to the cause, proceeds from the book sales will go straight to funding bicentennial activities.

About $107,000 of the production total has already been raised, Caesar said.

He added the book will be extremely detailed and an appropriate representation of New Albany’s history.

“We feel there won’t be any problem selling it,” Caesar said. “These stories will have flavor to them.”

With the preceding as background, and not forgetting that others intimately involved with the workings of the Bicentennial Commission subsequently raised public questions about the group's financial operations (see here and here), allow me to review the chronology detailing the city's refusal almost six years later to release the commission's financial records.

And if the city actually does not possess financial records from an entity chartered by ordinance and subject to the same rules and regulations as any other, exactly what does this say about the city's commitment to any rules or regulations?

Background 2011 – 2014

New Albany 2nd district city councilman Bob Caesar became chairman of New Albany’s Bicentennial Commission at its inception in 2011. In June 2013 former Bicentennial Commission treasurer Vic Megenity asked City Council for an audit of the commission (links above), citing concerns over expenditures which he alleged had not been addressed either by the commission or Mayor Jeff Gahan. Council voted against the audit.

In January 2014 at a city council meeting I asked Caesar about the status of the special Bicentennial book, Historic NEW ALBANY Indiana: By the River's Edge, which was published thanks to a “loan” of indeterminate amount in 2011 from the Redevelopment Commission to the Bicentennial Commission; the book's cost supposedly was $140,000, or $28 per book for 5,000 books).

There was no reply.

2015

A year later, in April of 2015 at another city council meeting, I again asked Caesar for financial records detailing the committee’s activities. Specifically I sought details about the book: How was it contracted, published and sold? What was the status of the Redevelopment Commission’s loan, without which the book wouldn’t have been published at all? Had it been repaid?

At the time, and up to the present day, these books were being routinely gifted by Mayor Jeff Gahan at ribbon cuttings and public ceremonies. If the original press run hadn’t been sold, how many books remained? Where were they being stored? Who paid for them? Was it wholesale or retail?

Publicly in front of his council colleagues at this 2015 meeting, Caesar said he would get the information for me. By early June, I’d heard nothing, so I e-mailed him.

Monday, June 08, 2015:
“Do you recall a few weeks back, when I spoke a city council and expressed interest in learning about the state of the Bicentennial finances? Consider this my follow-up.”

The following day, Caesar replied.

Tuesday, June 09, 2015:
“None of the financials are on line. They are upstairs under a lot of stuff. I can tell you all bills are paid, and paid on time. All reporting to the state is done. And we did not use all of the city money. There was about 5 to 10K that stayed in the city funds … Give me a little time and I’ll get them.”

Roughly 118 days passed, and I tried again in an e-mail on October 5, 2015: “I was reminded that it's been a few months. Do you have this (book) information yet?”

Caesar did not respond to the e-mail, but I saw him at Harvest Homecoming just a few days later and asked whether he received the e-mail. He nodded assent. I told him there was no particular hurry, but I'd love to see the figures. He said okay.

I did not hear from him after that. Ever.

2016 Request and Public Access Complaint

On June 6, 2016 at yet another city council meeting, I used my public speaking time to ask Caesar about my information request.

Now, more than a year later, his memory apparently failed him. He couldn’t recall our previous public chats in the council chamber, or our e-mails correspondence -- and he'd turned petulant.

I reminded him that 418 days was a long time to wait for public records, and he replied, "You know, I think they're on-line now."

I asked him if there was a URL.

He replied: "I don't know."

(The next day I searched, and the records weren’t on line.)



Our last city council meeting conversation on June 6, 2016 concluded this way.

Baylor: "If you're not going to get me these numbers, I can file a FOIA request."

Caesar: "Okay."

Baylor: "So, is that what I must do -- file a FOIA?"

Caesar: "You can if you want to."

Consequently I submitted this request to corporate attorney Shane Gibson.

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Roger A. Baylor
NA Confidential
1117 East Spring Street
New Albany, Indiana 47150

10 June 2016

Shane Gibson
Corporate Attorney
City of New Albany, Indiana
Hauss Square
New Albany, Indiana 47150

Dear Mr. Gibson:

Under the Indiana Access to Public Records Act § 5-14-3-1 et seq., I am requesting an opportunity to obtain copies of public records that pertain to the financial dealings of the Bicentennial Commission, the creation and operation of which is detailed in New Albany’s code of ordinances (33.165; attached).

The period being requested encompasses the Bicentennial Commission’s inception through the present time.

Details should include all bids, contracts and expenditures for Bicentennial Commission activities, prime among them the process through with the Bicentennial book (“Historic New Albany, Indiana: By the River’s Edge,” by James Crutchfield) was contracted, published and sold, and the status of the Redevelopment Commission’s loan to make publication of this volume possible.

As part of this request, I am requesting to know the current status of inventory with regard to these books. If books remain unsold, how many remain, and where are they stored? Also, when a Bicentennial book is given away at a public ceremony, who paid for it? These invoices are to be considered part of this request.

As part of this request, I am further requesting copies of the official e-mail correspondence between Robert Caesar and other members of the Bicentennial Commission pertaining to these plans and transactions.

I would also like to request a waiver of all fees in that the disclosure of the requested information is in the public interest and will contribute significantly to the public’s understanding of what it cost to honor the city’s Bicentennial, and how these decisions were made, under the aegis of a free press (NA Confidential blog). My request is strictly for news gathering purposes and is not being sought for commercial purposes.

The Indiana Access to Public Records Act requires a response time within seven business days. If access to the records I am requesting will take longer than seven days, please contact me with information about when I might expect copies of the requested records.

If you deny any or all of this request, please cite each specific exemption you feel justifies the refusal to release the information and notify me of the appeal procedures available to me under the law.

Thank you for considering my request.

Sincerely,

Roger A. Baylor

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On June 16, 2016 Gibson acknowledged my information request and stated that there would be a response by July 8, 2016.


July 8 came and went. Approximately three months later, having received no communication of any sort from Gibson, I sought the opinion of the Indiana Public Access Counselor, who accepted my complaint, informed Gibson about it, and set a date of December 5, 2016 for the counselor to hand down a decision.

Then on November 30, with the access counselor’s ruling imminent (both Gibson and I received an e-mail to this effect), Gibson finally replied.

In essence, he said I could have only what I didn’t ask for, and as for the rest of the financial records of the Bicentennial Commission, these were unavailable: “The city does not possess the above referenced items.”


To summarize, the city had formed a commission to spend several hundred thousand dollars. Caesar conceded they were in his possession. He would not produce them, and presumably because a councilman was keeping public records in his garage, attic or at the landfill, the city could not produce them either.

To reiterate: Given the intent of Indiana's public access laws and the obligation of city officials to produce information when requested, Caesar's and Gibson's tandem obfuscation constituted a thumbing of noses at the law. In 2016 I chose not to pursue the issue any further; I had a life to live and things to do, and 600 days is a long time to wait for what should have taken a person with a conscience roughly ten minutes to produce.

Thus I conclude with the same question I've been asking all these years: If Gibson, Caesar, Gahan and whomever else participated in the wretched shamefulness worked this hard to avoid providing information about a "mere" three hundred thousand dollars, to what lengths will they go to duck and over when the sums get real?

You can do as you please, but I won't vote for people who can't be trusted.

Team Gahan's failure to fulfill open records requests? That's Gahan's political conspiracy against transparency, and it's HIS problem, not anyone else's.

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Now it's been 1,340 days since Bob Caesar and the city of New Albany began stonewalling our legitimate request for Bicentennial Commission records. Can't someone just tell us about the unsold books?

Is that a Crutchfield, or is he just happy to see us?

It had been only 600 days back on December 4, 2016. My, my; how non-transparency time flies when you're Team Gahan erecting walls against disclosure. It's a beautiful day, so let's revisit the story of how City Hall flatly refused(s) to share the financial records of how our pillars of officialdom celebrated Bicentennial Year Zero End Times in 2013.

That's right. Six years ago.

As a side bar, this:

GREEN MOUSE SAYS: Why does City Hall demand financials from the county parks department when it eternally refuses to divulge its own River Run Gahan Water Dome numbers?



For a more comprehensive survey of what transpired in New Albany during the Bicentennial Year Zero End Times in 2013, go here.

(1 of 2): It has been 600 days since I asked Bob Caesar to show us the Bicentennial accounts, but at last, an entirely unsatisfactory answer has been proffered.

All we really wanted to know is how well those hired-gun Bicentennial books had sold, how many of the 5,000 (!) remained to be sold, and whether Redevelopment's loan was ever paid back. At the time, we were fairly gripped with mercenary gala nostalgia just thinking about it.

I've been trying to make sense of it ever since, and this brings us to the present.

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It was almost exactly 600 days ago when I first asked Councilman (and former Bicentennial Commission chairman) Bob Caesar in public during city council speaking time to see the commission's records.

Specifically, I asked for information pertaining to the commission's showpiece bicentennial book: How much it cost, who paid the bill, how many were sold, and how many remain.

There were follow-up e-mails with Caesar, in one of which he voluntarily acknowledged having these records (below), as well as further public reminders during council meetings. However, the records were never produced.

Circa March 2016, after a year had passed, I brought it up again during a council meeting, and Caesar opted for open evasion. He claimed the records are available on-line (untrue then, as now), and then waved off my reminder by saying I could file a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) public record request if I wished.

So I did.

The city's corporate attorney Shane Gibson promptly acknowledged receiving my request, provided an equally timely date for it to be honored, then ignored his own deadline, waiting 21 weeks to act. This prompted me to file a complaint with the Indiana Public Access Counselor.

Last week (November 30), with the counselor's decision imminent, Gibson e-mailed me. He said I could have what he was willing to let me have (tax records and council meeting minutes, for the most part), but not what I specifically requested.

Here's the letter.


Following is the relevant text from Gibson's letter (above), in which he responds to my specific requests item by item. They're my original words from the initial request, with Gibson's replies underlined.

Requested Items:

Details should include all bids, contracts and expenditures for Bicentennial Commission activities, prime among them the process through with the Bicentennial book (“Historic New Albany, Indiana: By the River’s Edge,” by James Crutchfield) was contracted, published and sold, and the status of the Redevelopment Commission’s loan to make publication of this volume possible.

Response: The City does not possess the above referenced items.

As part of this request, I am requesting to know the current status of inventory with regard to these books. If books remain unsold, how many remain, and where are they stored? Also, when a Bicentennial book is given away at a public ceremony, who paid for it? These invoices are to be considered part of this request.

Response: The request for inventory is not a request for public records, however, the City does not possess any such document that details inventory. The City does not possess any of the other above referenced items.

As part of this request, I am further requesting copies of the official e-mail correspondence between Robert Caesar and other members of the Bicentennial Commission pertaining to these plans and transactions.

Response: The City does not possess the above referenced items.

Now, it should come as no surprise to anyone that Gibson would treat my information request in a spirit of spiteful nonchalance. It's what Team Gahan does.

At the same time, strictly speaking, he's probably telling the truth by means of carefully chosen words, and this is something I can at least appreciate. He says the city does not possess the referenced items, not that the referenced items do not exist. Presumably, someone else possesses them, and this certain someone undoubtedly is Caesar himself.

Because: Caesar previously admitted possessing them. Turning back the clock to June, 2015, here is my e-mail question to Caesar, followed by his reply.

Monday, June 08, 2015:
Do you recall a few weeks back, when I spoke a city council and expressed interest in learning about the state of the Bicentennial finances? Consider this my follow-up. So many things are happening that I let it slip, but I was (and remain) serious about seeing these numbers.

Tuesday, June 09, 2015:
None of the financials are on line. They are upstairs under a lot of stuff. I can tell you all bills are paid, and paid on time. All reporting to the state is done. And we did not use all of the city money. There was about 5 to 10K that stayed in the city funds.

That's right, folks.

Not on-line where the public might view them, and not even stored in an accessible public office, but "upstairs under a lot of stuff." Welcome to accountable governance, Nawbany-style.

To repeat, the records I've been requesting for over a year and a half, which detail the activities of a municipally-chartered body, one that by Caesar's own admission made use of at least a portion of taxpayer money to finance its activities, are not available at City Hall, where they should be filed, but "upstairs," perhaps in Caesar's attic, or (at the time) his former jewelry business.

That's incredible.

Consider also that by the spring of 2016, when Caesar sarcastically contended the commission's records were available on-line, he knew there was no way this assertion could be true, as it implied that someone attached to the city had taken the records from their resting place "Upstairs at Caesar's," except this surely didn't happen. If it did happen, and the records were transferred to City Hall to be scanned, why couldn't Gibson find them? What happened to them?

And so on, and so forth. Sadder still, there's no way of knowing if the records aren't currently taking up space in the landfill.

But bicentennial books definitely still exist. What about them?

At the time of the Bicentennial Commission's iron Luddite grip on the city's anniversary celebration, Caesar's own repeated public utterances suggested that 5,000 books were to be produced at a cost of $144,000 ($28 and change per book), and we know that seed money to accomplish this came from the Redevelopment Commission, following a farcical effort to extort money from the Southern Indiana Tourism Bureau.

In fact, Caesar told the council that profits from book sales would help pay for the cost of hiring an out-of-state-freelance writer and other publishing-related expenses. To put it gently, bountiful apocryphal evidence suggests that Caesar's dream scenario didn't come to fruition, which makes Gibson's reply last week even more potentially disingenuous.

Because: While the commission's records may not be within the city corporate attorney's possession, plenty of the books apparently remain in the city's loving reach, to be handed out by the mayor like Halloween candy at ribbon-cuttings and other civic events, as shown in this photo I took in 2015 at Underground Station. Look for the paving stone under the mayor's arm.


Gibson again: "The request for inventory (of books) is not a request for public records, however, the City does not possess any such document that details inventory. The City does not possess any of the other above referenced items."

If so, where is the mayor getting his many copies of the book?

Did he purchase them himself?

Are they stacked at his garage?

Shouldn't the Bicentennial Commission's records explain all this?

Shouldn't those records be available for public perusal, since public money was used to finance the bicentennial festivities?

Why can't just one of these persons -- any one of them, just take your pick -- man up, answer these questions and provide the requested records?

I know nothing will come of this, but by any measure of ethics as applied to elected officials, Bob Caesar's behavior in this instance merits censure by the city council. At the very least, perhaps other council members can help Caesar understand that when he has spent 600 days sidestepping what should be a simple information request, it makes the council look bad as a whole, as well as feeding suspicions that Caesar has something to hide.

Caesar is a self-styled budget hawk, constantly making references "for the record" about the grave necessity of paying close attention to the financials and accounting for every dime of public money.

Except when the jeweler fancies himself a publishing mogul. Below is the ordinance establishing Caesar's personal plaything commission.


BI-CENTENNIAL COMMISSION
§ 33.165 CREATION.
(A) There is hereby created the New Albany Bi-Centennial Commission.
(B) The membership of the Bi-Centennial Commission shall be composed of nine citizen members, five appointed by the Mayor and four appointed by the Common Council. The terms of office of the membership shall be for the period of time commencing with appointment and concluding at midnight on December 31, 2013. The Mayor and Common Council may remove and appoint its members at will.
(C) The mission of the Bi-Centennial Commission shall be to plan, coordinate and implement projects and events to celebrate the city’s bi-centennial. The Bi-Centennial Commission shall work with local citizens, businesses, organizations and institutions to accomplish its mission.
(D) The Bi-Centennial Commission shall adopt by-laws. These by-laws shall address such issues as meeting times and places, rules for the conduct of meetings, and other rules for the efficient operation of an advisory commission.
(E) The Bi-Centennial Commission shall appoint members to an advisory committee that it will work with to engage local citizens, businesses, organizations and institutions to accomplish its mission.
(Ord. G-09-06, passed 3-19-2009; Ord. G-12-01, passed 2-6-2012)

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Indiana Public Access Counselor.

Welcome to another installment of SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS, a regular Wednesday feature at NA Confidential.

But why all these newfangled words?

Why not the old, familiar, comforting words, like the ones you're sure to hear when asking the city's corporate attorney why the answers to my FOIA/public records request for Bicentennial commission finances, due to be handed over on July 8, still haven't arrived on October 26?

Bicentennial commission financial trail? What's two (yawn) weeks (shrug) after 463 days?

October 26 update: Make that 16 weeks since the FOIA record request's due date and 560 days since I asked Bullet Bob Caesar to tell us how many coffee table books were left unsold, and how much the city's 200-year "summer of love" fest actually cost us. 

No, it's because a healthy vocabulary isn't about intimidation through erudition. Rather, it's about selecting the right word and using it correctly, whatever one's pay grade or station in life.

Even these very same iniquitous, paving-bond-slush-engorged municipal corporate attorneys who customarily are handsomely remunerated to suppress information can benefit from this enlightening expansion of personal horizons, and really, as we contemplate what they knew and when they knew it, all we have left is plenty of time -- and the opportunity to learn something, if we're so inclined.

Consequently, today's word is a phrase: Indiana Public Access Counselor.

Mission Statement

The Public Access Counselor provides advice and assistance concerning Indiana's public access laws to members of the public and government officials and their employees.

Resources


A copy of my original request for information from the city of New Albany:

Roger A. Baylor
NA Confidential
1117 East Spring Street
New Albany, Indiana 47150

10 June 2016

Shane Gibson
Corporate Attorney
City of New Albany, Indiana
Hauss Square
New Albany, Indiana 47150

Dear Mr. Gibson:

Under the Indiana Access to Public Records Act § 5-14-3-1 et seq., I am requesting an opportunity to obtain copies of public records that pertain to the financial dealings of the Bicentennial Commission, the creation and operation of which is detailed in New Albany’s code of ordinances (33.165; attached).

The period being requested encompasses the Bicentennial Commission’s inception through the present time.

Details should include all bids, contracts and expenditures for Bicentennial Commission activities, prime among them the process through with the Bicentennial book (“Historic New Albany, Indiana: By the River’s Edge,” by James Crutchfield) was contracted, published and sold, and the status of the Redevelopment Commission’s loan to make publication of this volume possible.

As part of this request, I am requesting to know the current status of inventory with regard to these books. If books remain unsold, how many remain, and where are they stored? Also, when a Bicentennial book is given away at a public ceremony, who paid for it? These invoices are to be considered part of this request.

As part of this request, I am further requesting copies of the official e-mail correspondence between Robert Caesar and other members of the Bicentennial Commission pertaining to these plans and transactions.

I would also like to request a waiver of all fees in that the disclosure of the requested information is in the public interest and will contribute significantly to the public’s understanding of what it cost to honor the city’s Bicentennial, and how these decisions were made, under the aegis of a free press (NA Confidential blog). My request is strictly for news gathering purposes and is not being sought for commercial purposes.

The Indiana Access to Public Records Act requires a response time within seven business days. If access to the records I am requesting will take longer than seven days, please contact me with information about when I might expect copies of the requested records.

If you deny any or all of this request, please cite each specific exemption you feel justifies the refusal to release the information and notify me of the appeal procedures available to me under the law.

Thank you for considering my request.

Sincerely,

Roger A. Baylor
1117 E. Spring St.
New Albany IN 47150
mayorbaylor@gmail.com
502-468-9710

The city's corporate attorney has been informed of PAC's receipt of my complaint, and PAC promises a decision by December 5.

I'll keep you informed. Have they laundered all the paving stone books yet?

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW SCULDUGGERY, or how to whistle merry tunes while enjoying City Hall's latest information evasion.

Welcome to another installment of SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS, a regular Wednesday feature at NA Confidential.

But why all these newfangled words?

Why not the old, familiar, comforting words, like the ones you're sure to hear when asking the city's corporate attorney why the answers to my FOIA/public records request for Bicentennial commission finances, due to be handed over on July 8, still haven't arrived on August 10?


Bicentennial commission financial trail? What's two (yawn) weeks (shrug) after 463 days?


August 10 update: Make the 483 days since I asked Bob Caesar to tell us how many books were left unsold, and how much the city's 200-year fest cost.

It's because a healthy vocabulary isn't about intimidation through erudition. Rather, it's about selecting the right word and using it correctly, whatever one's pay grade or station in life.

Even these very same insouciant (talk dirty to us), bond-engorged municipal corporate attorneys who customarily are handsomely remunerated to suppress information can benefit from this enlightening expansion of personal horizons, and really, as we contemplate what they knew and when they knew it, all we have left is plenty of time -- and the opportunity to learn something, if we're so inclined.

Today's word is skulduggery.

skulduggery or skullduggery, sculduggery, scullduggery

[skuhl-duhg-uh-ree]

noun, plural skulduggeries

1. dishonorable proceedings; mean dishonesty or trickery: bribery, graft, and other such skulduggery.

2. an instance of dishonest or deceitful behavior; trick.

Origin of skulduggery

1705-1715, Americanism; variant of sculduddery, orig. Scots: fornication, obscenity < ?

Those of Scots heritage, rejoice.

British Dictionary ... Word Origin and History for skulduggery

n. 1856, apparently an alteration of Scottish sculdudrie "adultery" (1713), sculduddery "bawdry, obscenity" (1821), a euphemism of uncertain origin.

But there's more.

Slang definitions & phrases for skulduggery: Shady behavior; dirty work, hanky-panky

In a sentence:

"When simple requests for information are ignored, and the delays and skulduggery mount, one has little choice but to visit the good offices of the Indiana Public Access Counselor."

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Pedaling: It's okay, but only in the past tense, bicentennially speaking.


Another day, another instance of obliviousness on the part of the bicentennial commission.

Do I really need to spell this out? Again? How many times has it been?

Okay, I will ... just for the record, ma'am.

The bicentennial commission thinks it's peachy keen to gawk at vintage bicycles from the past. Meanwhile, its membership is barely cognizant of biking in the present, much less bearing any record of comprehending or promoting two-wheeling in the future.

Most everything about New Albany's bicentennial celebration must be viewed as wasted opportunities. CeeSaw and Shelle ordained that all of it must take place in a safely sanitized, distant, scrubbed-clean past. Nothing must refer to a future tense; in more diverse hands, we might have had a year-long forum on the future. Instead, we've had stale white bread from the Same.Old.Suspects.

Meanwhile, the newspaper happily reports on bicycles of the past, as I search in vain for coverage of last week's workshop on bike commuting -- and mentions the word "future" in the header, in spite of its perpetual absence, and with no discernible sense of irony.

Dentistry is necessary, because in New Albany, thinking people spend too much time grinding their teeth. Go here to learn about the bicycle commuting workshop.

Pedaling the past into the future, by Darian Eswine (New and Tribune)

NEW ALBANY — Traveling through downtown New Albany on Sunday afternoon, a strange sight was seen as a giant wheel came rolling across the street, pedaled by a man dressed in period costume. He was followed by a parade of similarly dressed people on old bicycles.

The Vintage Bike Parade and Exhibit is one of the many events held this year to celebrate New Albany's 200th birthday, and it was only fitting the event began in the new Bicentennial Park at the corner of Spring and Pearl streets.

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Romulus, Remus appointed as BicenComm co-treasurers as CeeSaw saves the day.

A procession of one descended gaudily from silver-sepia heights, down the Appian Way (formerly known as Spring Street Hill, prior to being paved with taxpayer gold) and steered a firm path toward the polished administrative edifice of Hauss Citadel, where a crisply attired throng awaited, carefully pruning their sacred rubber stamps.

Fully armored, complete with diamond-studded breastplate and 24-carat plumed helmet, the man approached civic destiny amid much clanking and clanging of iron and steel -- and very nearly leveled the local soothsayer known as Shirtless Marvin, who pondered the centurion from his vantage point splayed atop the sidewalk.

"Are you completely fucked up on crystal meth," asked Marvin, "Or is it me?"

"Varlot! How dare you walk these sidewalks naked."

"Isn't that what they're for?"

“Silence, shirtless! Your subsidized housing ilk repels me, for it is I – Tiberius Severus Octavian Elagabalus Septimius Augustus Claudius Hadrian CeeSaw, the Protector of Pearl, Deliverer of all Downtown Datedness, Master of the Mercantile, and Guardian of the Gates. I have embarked on a valiant campaign against invading barbarian hordes, as well as that upstart Vic Megenity, who shall not be permitted to topple my -- I mean, our -- bicentennial apple cart with his scandalous accusations."

"Wait a minute," gasped Marvin. "You're that nutzoid one-way jewelry guy, right?"

"I AM THAT I AM," thundered CeeSaw, menacingly waving his Latinate scroll. "We will meet Megenity on the plains, and in the forests, and in the streets, and out behind the floodwall, and next to wherever Emery Ice Cream is now."

Marvin mopped his brow. "I'm not from here, you know."

"That's unfortunate," gurgled CeeSaw. "Neither is Megenity. One must possess pure unblemished native New Albanian blood to be invited to the bicentennial ice cream social. Perhaps you would consider relocating, say, to Cannelton?"

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In other news, there'll be no aw-dit of Bob Caesar's plaything ... but at least he abstained from the otherwise unanimous vote against the council compelling itself to pay attention to projects pursued by the city's best and brightest, who as we have learned, can be trusted to ... aw, whatever. Can we just fast forward to 2113?

Daniel Suddeath's newspaper coverage of the June 3 city council meeting is here.

Sunday, June 02, 2013

Aw-dit days are here again ... skies above are clear again.


Oh dear. Another performance to attend.

Audit of New Albany bicentennial commission back on council agenda; Former treasurer claims event proceeds not turned over, by Daniel Suddeath (N and T)

NEW ALBANY — After being tabled last month, a resolution approving an audit of the New Albany Bicentennial Commission’s financial records is back on the city council agenda for Monday night’s meeting.

Councilman Kevin Zurschmiede sponsored the resolution after former commission treasurer Vic Megenity stated his concerns over the record-keeping and procedures of the nonprofit entity.

Have you ever wondered what Bob Caesar is thinking as he drives serenely along the $2 million half-mile stretch of the repaired Spring Street Hill road that leads to his house in Silver Hills? My guess is that he thinks about out-of-town interlopers like Megenity; after all, Vic didn't attend New Albany High School.

Councilman Bob Caesar serves as the co-chair of the commission. He said the issue of accounting is driven by a personal disagreement between (Barbara) Zoller and Alice Glover, who was the vice treasurer under Megenity before she also resigned. In his resignation letter to the commission, Megenity disagreed with Caesar, and stated only Zoller felt like she had a personality conflict with Glover.

All the lonely people; where do they all come from? And why didn't they just stay there and stop agitating for aw-dits and two-way streets? Perhaps we'll know more if the aw-dit proceeds, assuming CeeSaw remains blissfully unaware of the meaning of the term self-immolation.

I'll be on hand tomorrow night to live-tweet the dire proceedings.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

KZ on BicenComm: Pass me an abacus.


Not unexpectedly, commission member (and councilman) Bob Caesar could not be reached for comment. What are the odds that he votes on the resolution rather than recuse or abstain? Solid, I'd say.

Zurschmiede seeks audit of bicentennial commission; Resolution in response to claims made by former treasurer, by Daniel Suddeath (N and T)

NEW ALBANY — City Councilman Kevin Zurschmiede is sponsoring a resolution that calls for the New Albany Bicentennial Commission’s financial records to be audited.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Audit those Crutchfields, or at least use them for paving stones.


What was that?

The city's now the number one lien holder on the Crutchfield mercenary coffee table door stop tome?

Oh, wait; that was Linden Meadows. The Crutchfield lien holder is the Redevelopment Commission, right? We don't really know, do we? I mean, the big kids said we shouldn't ask.

Meanwhile, credit to my friend Mark for succinctly summarizing Bicentennial Gate. Isn't if funny how for once, Dan Coffey says he has all the information he needs ... and yet he's not sharing any, is he?

Iamhoosier left a new comment on your post "Council still snoozing as Meginity asks for a Bicentennial Commission audit.": 

I don't personally know most of the principals involved in this "dispute". I do know that there has been no public accounting of funds and darn little other information about the committee's operation.

While I don't suspect any "pocket lining" to have gone on, it does appear that proper accounting and management techniques have not been used. We deserve some answers. 

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Council still snoozing as Meginity asks for a Bicentennial Commission audit.


And that's why NABC is sitting this one out and skipping ahead to next century: I'll see your bicentennial, and raise you a Tricentennial. Whatcha got?

Reporter Daniel Suddeath set the stage earlier on Monday, predicting an appearance before the city council last night by Vic Meginity -- retired teacher, historic preservationist, and as we learned, former treasurer of the city of New Albany's Bicentennial Commission.

How this came about proved a top-quality reminder that civic dysfunction is alive and well 200 years after the ill-fated Scribner canoes ran aground.

By the way, boys and girls, are you also wondering how many Crutchfield Coffee Table Door Stops have been sold so far? We'll get back to that.

Meginity proceeded to meticulously question the bicentennial committee's handling of monetary accounts, charging that commission and private monies were commingled and liberties taken with accounting, all on his watch but without his input.

He told of how he approached commission members seeking an explanation, then went to co-commission chairs Shelle England and Bob Caesar, then various city officials, and finally to the mayor. Nothing happened, and then Meginity was told by Caesar he'd be fired along with an assistant, so he quit first.

When Daniel's newspaper report is published, I'll link to it here. It should suffice to say that Meginity believes there should be an audit of the bicentennial commission's accounts, and moreover, there should be accessible information as to just what the commission has been doing with roughly a quarter of a million dollars since it was formed, turned loose ... and never, ever monitored by the city council or anyone else.

Meginity said that he became aware of potential problems only last October, and coincidentally or not, October 1, 2012, was the most recent occasion for the  council to utterly refuse even a cursory probe into the commission's dealings and expenditures. It was the occasion for final approval of Bicentennial "Rent Boy" Park, and council member Caesar was buttressed by co-chair England in deflecting all questions.

England's position was clear: This is the big kids' table, and thou shan't ask.

The council's reply last October was equally clear: So very sorry for so much as insinuating a questioning stance; carry on; like we'd ever want to know anything of you, heaven forbid!

Unfortunately, if Meginity believes a council that has tended to regard bicentennial oversight as a disease akin to poison ivy or genital warts now will be swayed by the mere eloquence of a whistle blower to perform long overdue audits, he's likely to receive yet another clear reply.

HA HA HA HA HA ... especially after Coffey, of all people, leaped to Caesar's defense and assured all and sundry that for the first time in recorded human history, every last bit of the bicentennial "information" has thus far been passed from jeweler Centurion to the council and the copperhead himself.

In the end, the main reason why this episode so saddens me is that Meginity himself artfully alludes to the probable crux of the issue in his report to council, of which I've obtained a copy.

He notes that New Albany is his "adopted hometown for the past 50 years."

Yes, "adopted."

Small wonder the cool kids dumped him.

Dude isn't even from here.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Ring me, baby (we can't make these things up).


As I noted a short time back ...

New Albany’s bicentennial program template seems firmly established as we approach Year Zero, and that’s unfortunate.

Apart from the solitary tangible gain of a laughably over-priced, wrongly situated and generically designed public area, variously known as Somnolent Estates, Rent Boy Park and Caesar’s Folly, we’ll have a carpetbagger’s coffee table book to remember the rare old times, as well as a whole slate of events priced primarily to recoup the book’s lamentable costs, wherein the local Romney demographic wears period costumes, dances the minuet, and recites the enumerated hagiography of the historic preservation code.

It’s all safe, white-bread and conservative, and fully appropriate for the buck-a-day extras at yet another Lewis & Clark expedition commemorative film, but it remains that the problem with making our bicentennial entirely about the city’s past, and not at least in part about our future, is that doing so begs a rather embarrassing question.

Why were our urban forefathers adept at city building, but their modern-day ancestors able to muster little more in terms of achievement than decay management?

You might react defensively.

Haven’t we come a long way during the past few years?

(We have. But what about the three decades before that?)

Downtown is revitalizing, isn’t it?

(If eating and drinking’s your thing, yes it is. If retail gains, residential enhancement or complete streets interest you, then welcome to our default condition of stasis)

But Roger, don’t I look great dressed up as a Scribner?

(You needn’t ask me. I’ll be sober in the morning, but we’ll collectively experience this bicentennial hangover for the rest of our lives. You might inquire of that child over there, assuming he’ll relinquish his iPhone)

And so, the travesty wrought by the Coup d’Geriatrique is upon us. An empty liquor bottle meets pavement, and River View plans are recycled as Bazooka Joe bubble gum cartoons.

Somewhere in the city, a dog barks.

Now we get bells, too.

New Albany churches asked to ring their bells to welcome bicentennial year, by Daniel Suddeath (News and Tribune)

NEW ALBANY — New Albany will begin celebrating its 200th birthday on Tuesday, and the city’s Bicentennial Commission is looking for some help to literally ring-in the New Year.

Commission member David Barksdale recently sent out requests to city churches asking for their involvement. At the stroke of midnight Tuesday, the commission is asking churches to ring their bells, play their carillons or utilize any other sort of musical instrument they have to usher-in the bicentennial year.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Just don't look for it in the newspaper.



A little comparative park shopping in North Carolina.

Below is 230 N. Tryon Street in Charlotte, North Carolina-- a decrepit, city-owned parking lot next to a long defunct 85-year-old theater. Look familiar? It's only slightly smaller than the corner of Spring and Pearl.

Its neighbor, the Foundation for the Carolinas, has been negotiating with city government to purchase and renovate the theater for some time. In preparation for the then upcoming Democratic National Convention in September, the City decided in mid-July to allow the foundation to turn the lot into a pocket park while it decides on the possible sale. The whole real estate and rehabilitation deal will take several years anyway. The work was completed in less than two months with $150,000 in foundation funds and community donations.

(photos from Charlotte Magazine and the Charlotte Observer)







Tuesday, October 02, 2012

1 - City council meeting tweeted as it happened, October 1.

For many years I wrote council notes by hand, and then recopied them into a word processing program. Eventually the laptop was brought along to the meeting, and notes typed directly. Last night my notes were tweeted live, and so here they are. The agenda is here for comparing items to notes. Begin at the bottom, and scroll up.


Benedetti removes Coffey from UEA board. She asks for volunteers. None. Coffey decries UEA politicization. Benedetti: "He's not showing up."
Z-12-18 1st and 2nd readings both unanimous in favor.
 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. If we don't leave soon, the liquor stores will be closed, and then what?
 Blair and Phipps agreed that not only is insurance improper, so is pay. KZ had a point, but too eager to tout his work ethic.
Z-12-18 We now must regulate the coming pain management clinic proliferation.
G-12-22 Now, after a COBRA chat, the copperhead Coffey wants a new ordinance. But 2nd reading goes on: Same results.
G-12-22 1st reading: 5 yes, 3 no (Baird, Benedetti, Caesar) and KZ abstaining.
G-12-22 In essence, KZ says: "Insurance costs are less relevant than me being viewed as a full time CM when my mayoral race comes around."
G-12-22 Blair doesn't want $. Baird says she works 2 full-time jobs. Phipps says as a university employee, he cannot work 2 full time jobs.
G-12-22 KZ resents being termed part-time. He works like Mitt Romney, non-stop. "Lone Republican" KZ spends more time than you, jack.
G-12-22 Phipps: Part time council shouldn't get what workers cannot. Amend to reflect purchase option? KZ worries that council is full time.
G-12-22 Rescind/Abolish Health Care for Part Time Elected Officials. Gonder wants purchase option for elected and other workers.
G-12-21 Dees and Rs and Eyes. Coffey wants to guarantee rights of all parties to serve on "all boards." No litmus tests. 1st and 2nd aye 9-0
A-12-27 Police, fire, etc salaries. Unanimous approval on 1st and 2nd.
A-12-24,25,26 ... all pass first two readings, 7-2 votes. KZ and Armageddi -- they got a no thang goin' on, bitches.
I'm going into power saving mode. Juice running low. Will be back in a bit. Will tweet if a fight breaks out.
A-12-22 Medical Drug Fund ordinance passes 1st and 2nd by 5-4 votes.
CeeSaw's vote for money to enable his own elitist Bicentennial Junta should not be forgotten. How much $ has his backroom dealing cost us?
Once A-12-21 was done, all Histo-Pres and Bi-Junta folks cleared out. Deserted now.
 I'll guess Mrs Baird. That way, the historic preservation/bicen junta folks will continue letting her sit at the big kids' table.
A-12-21 Vote on 1st: 7-2 yes, Phipps and Blair dissenting. 7-2 on 2nd, same ones opposed.
A-12-21 Gonder's really FOR this one. Ordinance is a challenge grant, he says. Vote 1st and 2nd tonight, as is. Easement before 3rd.
A-12-21 Coffey asks Sekula when Landmarks will begin putting the same skin into preservation funding as the city council. Chilling.
A-12-21 Reverend concedes numerous upkeep issues. Sekula says Finn says this must be a community based project! Thus spake Horseshoe!
A-12-21 NA Bicentennial matryoshka doll: Emery Ice Cream nested in 8th & Culbertson nested in 2nd Baptist.
 Phipps said exactly that. Gonder feels that is too "intrusive."
 Coffey points out that clock tower and steeple perhaps differ. Clock tower first, steeple next. GAVEL Sekula resumes.
A-12-21 Benedetti gets Philistine. Baird isn't worried that it's a church. Sekula: Landmarks is vital, and a slew of mover shakers agree.
A-12-21 $ to restore 2nd Baptist Clock Tower. Discussion. Phipps voices church-state concerns; easements must be included. Gonder dislikes.
A-12-20 Amendments approved. Coffey abstains, KZ against. 2nd reading: 8-1, KZ against. Sans principle, Caesar votes for own Junta money.
A-12-20 Caesar votes for money to his own Junta in a 6-3 vote in favor, 1st reading. McL, Blair, KZ against. Previous amendments now added.
A-12-20 KZ now reverses field and says the council should not micromanage. Shelle now screaming at Coffey. FIGHT Armageddi now yells too.
A-12-20 Blessed Caesar silence as Coffey gets his jaws around the Junta's elitist leg. Vic Meginnity: Shall we give away Bicen coins? YES.
A-12-20 Shelle, who said she would not comment, is now speaking and losing composure.
A-12-20 Coffey: "We just got this tonight!" Gonder: Feeling that the council wants to help select elite vs commoner events.
A-12-20 "Break even" for most events if "we lower the prices." Phipps speaks of "elite" events vs more communal things, i.e. coloring books.
A-12-20 Shelle says she cannot speak for all Junta members in attendance (why): "Why are we on different sides here?" Baird "mediates."
A-12-20 KZ is not comfortable with this funding, because certain taxpayers will be excluded from events. Shelle is tired of fighting!
A-12-20 Phipps wants to make sure profits (?) come back. Wants $ spent to be after full Bicen Junta vote. Seed money, says Phipps.
A-12-20 Bicentennial handout ... Blair wants to see financials. Ask for tabling. Mrs Baird, lapdog, says time is of the essence!
Haven House $25k resolution: Unanimous in favor, absent rancor.
Barb Anderson says Haven House is faith-based, but not in a religious sense - faith needed to make a go of it.
 Seems like old times, dinner dates & flowers/Just like old times, staying up for hours ... we only need Kochert package gazing.

Councilman John Gonder said city failed to follow its own guidelines when removing trees for Bicentennial Park last week.