Tuesday, October 02, 2012

2 - The editors recap last night's city council meeting via Twitter.

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 Okay, we singlehandedly did the newspaper's job these last hours, and without malfunctioning popups. Time to sleep.
 It would be city's, so perhaps maintenance will be outsourced to Clean & Green. Foo foo design, much upkeep it would seem.
 A very good question I've not heard asked out loud, especially given the current parks situation. Who controls and maintains?
 Am I being alarmist? If Rent Boy Pk is built as designed, we'll never maintain it correctly? Experience hath shown ...
 There's a package deal, too, called the Park and Ride.
 This bicentennial item will stir your soul deep within. And just might come with a centurian helmet attachment.
 Speak for yourself. I sold my soul for a free sidewalk, and all I got was this lousy bicentennial coloring book.
 Coffey once again had a positive spat differential. I never suspected how Price actually dragged Coffey down. Free at last.
 All I know for sure is that least one item will take multiple D batteries.
 We always thought it was us who'd get bought out. We were wrong. It was tonight's front row.
 Speaking of radical -- wink nudge -- don't forget my idea for logoed sales opportunities.
 As was discussed during a piss, when Coffey sounds like the Dalai Lama as compared to the junta, something karmic is happening.
 It was riveting theater, for sure, providing a completely different Coup d'Geriatrique from previous years.
 One day, we'll figure out that it's always the same people asking for public money and we socialists and radicals objecting.
 Then there was Bobcentennial Caesar, voting in favor for junta monies and his own insurance. Whatever became of "abstain?"
 My prize goes to Mrs. England-- and Bob Caesar saying absolutely nothing during her performance.
 Of course, Shelle England's "all these junta folks with me cannot speak for themselves, so I won't, until I do" moment.
 Then there was Coffey explaining Landmarks' out turned pockets to Rev. Marshall.
 What was tonight's most revealing moment? We must consider KZ's "I'm a Republican, so I work 48 hours a day" routine.
When Megenity takes a cheap shot at Coffey and Coffey rightfully bodyslams him, here comes entertainment.

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