Showing posts with label Mark of Duggins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark of Duggins. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

It's godawful and tacky BUT let's look at the bright side, because it might be FAR worse.


I knew it was too good to be true.

Say what? Look, it's a pandemic parking garage painting innovation.



How many of these "branding" mechanisms do we need before the whole world understands New Albany is "anchored" to the floodplain?

Then again, it could be much worse, and Gahan might have emulated Il Duce -- again.



yes yes yes

NO NO NO

Monday, July 31, 2017

In fairness, SOMEONE cut the grass at 1112 E. Spring Street.


The view above was posted at Fb on Wednesday, July 26 with this comment:

"Could someone tell Mr. Duggins that until his slumlord property is sold, he's responsible for mowing the grass? Or will the Street Department do it for him? #inquiringmindswannaknow"

Forever for sale: Bet they still let HIM join the neighborhood association.

Of bagmen and mad hatters -- or, the business of electoral residency?

In today's episode of AS THE STOMACH TURNS, we welcome new neighbors.

The grass had been cut by Friday afternoon.


You're welcome. Think maybe he had NAHA workers mow?

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: The unbearable meretriciousness of the usual suspects.

In a post last Friday, an instance of word association occurred.

---

N & T's Beilman with delightful devastation for Deaf Gahan: "New Albany Housing Authority leaders knowingly violated policy, HUD order, documents state."

"In terms of integrity and principle, Mike Bainbridge has set a meritorious example that Gahan's bootlicking sycophants probably won't ever grasp."


--

Meritorious conduct is praiseworthy and deserving of reward. In a subsequent comment, a regular blog reader was reminded of another "m" word, meretricious -- one often confused with meritorious, though their respective definitions couldn't be any more different.

meretricious

[mer-i-trish-uh s]

adjective

1. alluring by a show of flashy or vulgar attractions; tawdry.
2. based on pretense, deception, or insincerity.
3. pertaining to or characteristic of a prostitute.

Origin of meretricious

Latin, 1620-30; < Latin meretrīcius of, pertaining to prostitutes, derivative of meretrīx prostitute, equivalent to mere-, stem of merēre to earn + -trīx -trix; see -ous

Related forms

meretriciously, adverb
meretriciousness, noun
unmeretricious, adjective
unmeretriciously, adverb
unmeretriciousness, noun

Synonyms

1. showy, gaudy.
2. spurious, sham, false.

As for usage in a sentence, it's hard to beat this timeless example Women in Love, by from D. H. Lawrence.

“Now go away then, and leave me alone. I don't want any more of your meretricious persiflage.”

Don't worry. I wouldn't leave you in the lurch.

persiflage (noun; pərsəˌfläZH): Light and slightly contemptuous mockery or banter.

Finally, a clarification: "Meretricious persiflage" is NOT a synonym for "Interim NAHA Director."

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Grid Control, Vol. 13: "Dear Deaf Gahan and minions: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, STOP TRYING TO BE COOL AND DESIGNER-ISH. YOU'RE NOT, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING ALL OF US."

The good news?

There's plenty of creativity hereabouts, albeit a strain characterized by gallows humor.

The bad news?

Since Cool Papa G's and his wagon-knitting-circle at City Hall feel threatened by creativity, we're compelled to go guerrilla for shits and giggles, so let's take a glance at a few hilarious (and purely accurate) reactions to this morning's post:

Grid Control, Vol. 12: Meet the artistic crosswalk design equivalent of dogs playing poker.

First, riffing from Dear Leader's fanatical zeal for cookie-cutter uniformity, regular reader CA conjures a local variation of "One People, One Nawbany, One Gahan."


Yes, there shall, and the Mark of Duggins will be fruitful, multiply, and offend sensibilities in abundance.

NAC's junior editor Jeff Gillenwater followed with this.

Boy is it ever going to be nice to get rid of all this hokey standardized sanitized unimaginative upper middle class conservative suburban white guy crap ...


... and as already pointed out, another better administration is going to be facing either a huge corrective cost or just living with the schlock indefinitely.

Dear Deaf Gahan and minions: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, STOP TRYING TO BE COOL AND DESIGNER-ISH. YOU'RE NOT, AND IT'S EMBARRASSING ALL OF US. When THIS vision is projected, people with vision start looking elsewhere.

Appropriately, Jeff followed with a better design -- visionary, you might say.


Psst, Jeff: You may have to explain this joke to the ones who've prompted it. City Hall's public art department can be texted at BR 549.

Another reader, A, finds the center of the target.

I like the quirkier crosswalks in Jeff. Did they look at those and say, 'Something like this - but bland'?

Probably, and remember that everything we're seeing now was kept under wraps until the street grid project commenced, so as to forestall the tiresome logic of dissidents like us.

My friend KH gets the last and perhaps most prescient word.

I don't understand these complaints. The crossing design is taken from U.S. currency border graphics, which pay worshipful reverence to the only thing that really matters in New Albany or any other burg in our great nation.



I see exactly what you mean -- and now we know where they got the idea.


They're also Marks of Duggins -- the same, and yet different.

---

Previously:

Grid Control, Vol. 12: Meet the artistic crosswalk design equivalent of dogs playing poker.

Grid Control, Vol. 11: HWC Engineering meets with St. Marks, city officials nowhere to be found.

Grid Control, Vol. 10: City officials predictably AWOL as HWC Engineering falls on its sword over striping errors.

Grid Control, Vol. 9: "This was supposed to be discussed with us," but Dear Leader doesn't ever discuss, does he?

Grid Control, Vol. 8: City Hall characteristically mum as HWC Engineering at least tries to answer the cross-hatching question.

Grid Control, Vol. 7: What will the Board of Works do to rectify HWC's striping errors on the north side of Spring Street, apart from microwaving another round of sausage biscuits?


Grid Control, Vol. 6: Jeff Speck tweets about NA's grid changes, and those missed bicycling opportunities.


Grid Control, Vol. 5: Egg on HWC Engineering's well-compensated face as it botches Spring Street's westbound bike buffer cross hatching.


Grid Control, Vol. 4: But this actually isn't a bus lane, is it?


Grid Control, Vol. 3: TARC's taking your curbside church parking, says City Hall.


Grid Control, Vol. 2: Southsiders get six more parking inches, but you gotta love those 10-foot traffic lanes on Spring.


Grid Control, Vol. 1: You people drive so freaking horribly that someone's going to die at Spring and 10th.

Grid Control, Vol. 12: Meet the artistic crosswalk design equivalent of dogs playing poker.



Always identical logoed designs where mandated by engineers, not anything to be confused with grassroots creativity.

Always the Mark of Duggins. Can the NAHA anchor be far behind?

That's because Jeff Gahan must crush genuine creativity wherever it arises spontaneously. When you've declared yourself the font of wisdom, the source of civic knowledge and the leading role -- when you read an delight in your own press clippings -- this is what happens.

If this isn't totalitarian thinking, I don't know what is.

Right, Warren?

---

Previously:

Grid Control, Vol. 11: HWC Engineering meets with St. Marks, city officials nowhere to be found.

Grid Control, Vol. 10: City officials predictably AWOL as HWC Engineering falls on its sword over striping errors.

Grid Control, Vol. 9: "This was supposed to be discussed with us," but Dear Leader doesn't ever discuss, does he?

Grid Control, Vol. 8: City Hall characteristically mum as HWC Engineering at least tries to answer the cross-hatching question.

Grid Control, Vol. 7: What will the Board of Works do to rectify HWC's striping errors on the north side of Spring Street, apart from microwaving another round of sausage biscuits?


Grid Control, Vol. 6: Jeff Speck tweets about NA's grid changes, and those missed bicycling opportunities.


Grid Control, Vol. 5: Egg on HWC Engineering's well-compensated face as it botches Spring Street's westbound bike buffer cross hatching.


Grid Control, Vol. 4: But this actually isn't a bus lane, is it?


Grid Control, Vol. 3: TARC's taking your curbside church parking, says City Hall.


Grid Control, Vol. 2: Southsiders get six more parking inches, but you gotta love those 10-foot traffic lanes on Spring.


Grid Control, Vol. 1: You people drive so freaking horribly that someone's going to die at Spring and 10th.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

As Duggins juggles hats and pay stubs, Redevelopment seeks a developer to shower with largess.


When the newspaper reported this story several days after you read it here first ...

Public Housing Putsch '17: Gahan, Trump remain in lock step as sycophants queue after the NAHA's director of finance resigns.

... it was noted that David Duggins remains on the city's payroll. But can he be on the city's payroll at the same time as serving as interim NAHA director? Isn't this both a federal and state violation?

By the way, if anyone knows the identity of the new insurance carrier for NAHA employees, can you let the Green Mouse know? Seems the bobbleheaded board of sycophants tabled the vote at the last public meeting, then took it into a closed door meeting.

According to Gahanism, this suggests a successful bid by Bob Norwood, who also is seated on the board. But what do we know?

Oh, yes; there's this. Redevelopment is looking for someone to subsidize. Have I started inadvertently repeating myself?

New Albany officials ask developers for ideas on Market Boy, Tommy Lancaster properties, by Elizabeth Beilman (Gahan Fluff Monster)

Redevelopment commission hoping for mixed use developments

NEW ALBANY — The famous Tommy Lancaster Restaurant and Market Boy Grocery are only memories to locals now, but soon the empty properties could hold brand new developments.

The New Albany Redevelopment Commission is advertising a request for proposals for the Market Street properties, as well as a grassy lot along Bank Street near the Underground Station.

"They're properties that have been underdeveloped ... in the case of Tommy Lancaster and Market Boy, they were blights to the neighborhood," New Albany Redevelopment Director David Duggins said.

The commission is asking for mixed-use developments for both, a concept that involves first-floor retail and upper-floor residential space often seen in urban settings.

The proposals don't request anything more detailed than "mixed use," in terms of the type of development. The commission is asking developers provide specifics on construction timeline, funding and other matters.

"Basically, [the proposals] ask for a developer to come to us to say what they would do there," Duggins said.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Mark of Duggins: "An anchor fixes a potentially moving object to a place. It gets stuck in the mud and silt and keeps things from moving. That's why it's called an anchor."


Remember the time when Vic Megenity noticed that overnight, without consultation or the involvement of elected officials, the city of New Albany's symbol (seal) had suddenly changed?

Remember when Vic tried in vain to teach history to city council members who squirmed in their seats because they already knew that in a one-party cult of personality, Dear Leader makes the rules and not some old book-reading fart -- and they'd long since resigned themselves to being Yes Men for the greater good of local oligarchs?

Here's a refresher course from April, 2015.

By l850, New Albany became the largest and most important city in Indiana, thanks primarily to its steamboat building.

Of the over 400 steamboats built, the Robert E. Lee was, according to the New Albany Ledger in l866, the grandest ever built. With its Rosewood furniture and crystal chandeliers, it proudly plied the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers until it was destroyed by fire in l882 with the loss of 21 lives. This steamboat had gained national fame by winning its famous race with the Natchez, from New Orleans to St. Louis in l870.

By the late l890s, the city of New Albany commemorated its steamboat building era by making the R.E. Lee its official symbol. That symbol has been prominently displayed with a huge Bruce Fox creation on the front of the City-County Building as well as printed documents and brochures. It was used prominently to celebrate our Centennial Celebration in 1913 and our Bicentennial in 2013.

Several months ago, the city started using a completely different symbol — twin arches with a giant anchor hanging between. That symbol is now used on all city printed material and most recently scores of city street signs have this prominently displayed. No one has been able to explain what this giant anchor represents.

According to the dictionary, it means to prevent movement and to hold fast. Why would anyone want this as a symbol of our city?

The board of directors of the Floyd Count Historical Society recently voted unanimously to keep the historic Robert E. Lee as our city’s official symbol and that was presented to the New Albany City Council on April 6. The council stated it had no input on this change, yet they took no action to make sure this symbol is not lost to history.

We are very alarmed and concerned that this new anchor symbol was apparently created by the mayor’s office without a vote being taken from democratically elected representatives or by involving the public in providing input if it was decided democratically to choose a new symbol. No one could explain to us who, why, where, when or how this symbol was created.

Every citizen of New Albany should be alarmed at the undemocratic method of forcing through this drastic change in our New Albany symbol that has proudly served us for well over 100 years.
The Floyd County Historical Society’s mission is to protect and preserve our rich history. We, therefore, call on all city officials from the mayor to the city council to take immediate steps to restore the Robert E. Lee as our official symbol.

Please do not steal this symbol of our rich history but rather embrace it for future generations.

— Victor Megenity, vice-president, Floyd County Historical Society, New Albany

Who can forget economic dishevelment director Duggins bounding to the council podium to deny there'd been any change, even as a factory somewhere in China was churning out hundreds of streets signs affixed with the antiseptic new "branding piece," or "branding image," or whatever other gobbledygook newspeak term The Dugger recalled seeing on the cover of a business magazine he didn't read, or perhaps heard while dozing through another interminable One Southern Indiana pearly power of wealth luncheon, then rammed through redevelopment's bobbleheaded gravy slurpers while the newspaper promoted cooking school?

Two years later, this anchor has been slapped on virtually every object the city owns, and some it doesn't.

But the gift of an inexhaustible lode of satire?

Priceless.




Hilariously, while the anchor somehow seems a heroic slice of imagery to academic underachievers, it can be construed in a far more accurate way. Of course, Duggins never once considered definitions and broader meanings, merely concluding after an evening of Bud Light Limes that an anchor just looks cool.

We might thank him for this, because by doing so, he inadvertently has provided the best definition of Gahanism yet rendered. As regular reader B notes:

It's sadly fitting they've chosen an anchor as a graphic representation of the city. An anchor fixes a potentially moving object to a place. It gets stuck in the mud and silt and keeps things from moving. That's why it's called an anchor.

This is not a "marketing piece", a "branding image" - it's not a progressive symbol, it doesn't imply a growing and vital city. An anchor? Who designed this?

In 2019, there'll be this.



Helpful links follow.

Branding mud-struck: Why did the city of New Albany steal Anchor Brewing's seal?

W. 1st crosswalk propaganda: Other cities allow artists to create art. Ours merely glorifies its own fix-is-in muddy anchor.

Seals, branding mechanisms and a city anchored into place by sheer dullness of bureaucratic intent.

Friday, June 23, 2017

GREEN MOUSE SAYS: Anchors aweigh as Gahan self-empillars and Duggins refashions public housing after his own albatross.


The Green Mouse has learned of a plan to transform the Mark of Duggins as a fashion accessory for certain community members. The conversation went like this:


After all, the anchor "branding" symbol was Dugout's idea in the first place, and now it has proliferated faster than cash-stuffed envelopes during paving season.

And yet -- alack and alas and those cute little paper umbrellas floating atop rum drinks at Applebee's -- future political aspirant Duggins cannot receive credit for his artistry.

As we know, all ideas must be seen to flow directly from the brain of Dear Leader, our Little Father, the Genius of the Flood Plain, bountiful font of wisdom and coagulator of all known sagacity.

The Green Mouse says that because Jeff Gahan has grown impatient with the strength and intensity of adoration boomeranging back to him, he'll be moving to implement a "fix" at the social event of the season.


Envelop New Albany is expected to agree wholeheartedly and commend the vastness of the sheer mayoral intellect that enables the organization's daily work.

The Lifetime Empillarment Award is to be renewable annually, as prepaid and sponsored by our friends at HWC Engineering, at least until January 1, 2020, when the plaques for 2017, 2018 and 2019 can be tied to the nearest available Mark of Duggins and lowered from his trademark Tower into Ohio River for safekeeping as the civic clean-up crews arrive.


As an addendum, NA Confidential has been unable to confirm whether New Albany Mayor Jeff M. Gahan or anyone working in the city's administration is under federal investigation or indictment for corruption, bribery or racketeering. It is standard policy of the U.S. Justice Department to refuse to confirm or deny the existence or non-existence of investigations or subjects of investigations. A similar policy exists at the F.B.I.


W. 1st crosswalk propaganda: Other cities allow artists to create art. Ours merely glorifies its own fix-is-in muddy anchor.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

W. 1st crosswalk propaganda: Other cities allow artists to create art. Ours merely glorifies its own fix-is-in muddy anchor.

The good news: The crosswalk the city denied was possible is almost completed.


The bad news: Nothing prepares you for the public propaganda installation on W. 1st.



Anybody got a bucket?

ASK THE BORED: Anti-climactic paving bids, Elm Street speedway work and the forthcoming W. 1st and Main intersection.



ASK THE BORED: A progress report on paving, two-way streets and the crosswalk on Main at W. 1st.



ASK THE BORED: It's a pretty penny, but safety for humans at the intersection of Main and W. 1st draws nearer.

Learn more about alley beautification during Nominally New Albany week at the 'Bama newspaper.


As elections in 2018 and 2019 draw ever closer, we'll be seeing a radical expansion of Jeff Gahan's cult of personality.

Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu were poorly educated peasants. As power was consolidated, they set about accumulating wealth and luxury far beyond the standard of living in their country, but moreover, they deified themselves, most conspicuously in pretending to be scholars they weren't.

Minions were paid to praise the Ceausescus, and the Ceausescus believed every word of the press clippings.

Dugout has departed to personally steward Dear Leader's transformative public housing demolition plans, but our alleys ... they will be great again.


Don't worry, Democrats.

Jeffrey is so very one of you.

Work begins on transforming New Albany alley, by Danielle Grady (All Things Clark County)

NEW ALBANY — Work began this week on turning a typical New Albany alleyway into a more welcoming place.

In December, the New Albany Board of Works approved a construction bid of $52,733 from LATCO Selby House in Sellersburg to repave, light and paint murals onto the walls of an alley that runs parallel to Bank Street from Spring to Main streets.

Recently, workers have started stringing the decorative drop lighting that will illuminate the now-dark alley.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Mud-struck New Gahanian anchor seal marketing ... and Rhode Island's disastrous state branding campaign.


Among the questions we've been asking since 2015, or maybe 2014 ... say, exactly when did the junta seize power, anyway?

Branding mud-struck: Why did the city of New Albany steal Anchor Brewing's seal?

We receive comments, like this one here.

It's sadly fitting they've chosen an anchor as a graphic representation of the city. An anchor fixes a potentially moving object to a place. It gets stuck in the mud and silt and keeps things from moving. That's why it's called an anchor.

This is not a "marketing piece", a "branding image" - it's not a progressive symbol, it doesn't imply a growing and vital city. An anchor? Who designed this?

This is "marketing" just like offering seven MILLION dollars to Pillsbury AFTER they said they they were leaving - that wasn't a "plan to attract businesses to the city" either. Too little and much, much too late.

And another by e-mail.

In going through files recently, I noticed that the city's new "branding logo" has replaced the old city seal on mundane printed things such as the city sewer bill.

I'v also noticed the inclusion of the city's new "branding logo" on the new street signs.

Questions abound:

1) How can the city seal be changed without public discussion and vote by council?

2) Why wasn't someone with real graphic design experience used to create versions of the logo that could be easily seen at various distances or in various uses?

The artwork is much too "thin" and confusing when seen in reverse, at a distance on street signs.

Who designed it, why and at whose request? Was a fee paid?

Back when Dan Coffey was on the mayor's payroll -- before he wasn't, and now he's back again -- there was an entirely normal city council meeting, during which these questions were answered, except they weren't.

As McLaughlin dozes, Coffey expresses his dislike of fuddy-duddy steamboat seal-bearing visitors.

The city's economic dishevelment facilitator, David Duggins, at long last became interested in the melee, and vaulted forward to volunteer this: The new symbol is a "marketing piece" and "branding mechanism," and not a new official seal. Branding and marketing. By executive order. Small wonder we remain anchored.

To avoid further instances of brain death, let's consider the case of the anchor-like millstone around Rhode Island's neck.

The Anatomy of a Disastrous State Branding Campaign, by Aarian Marshall (CityLab)

After Rhode Island’s epic screw-up, a five-step guide to doing better.

 ... Are place branding campaigns ever worth it? It’s hard to figure out, because campaigns are difficult to divorce from the actual city. Is that spike in jobs due to that sweet ad your commerce board put out two years ago, or because Large Company X liked the cut of your (empty office park’s) jib? Are tourists abandoning your boardwalk because your logo deeply offended their aesthetic sensibilities, or because the best funnel cake place closed last year? Still, as the state of Rhode Island points out, there’s definitely a bad way to do it. CityLab talked to marketing experts to figure out what went wrong—and what cities, states, and regions can do better next time.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

The add-ons are coming: Duggins reveals the QRS purchase, yet another "cool as Sellersburg" civic expenditure.


The notion of displacing QRS in favor of flood plain restoration makes sense.

But ... just remember that yesterday's orgasmic somersaults over the foundation's $5 million gift came without details as to numerous other costs attached to the expenditures, whether land acquisition (in this instance) or post-luxury-installation maintenance costs.

City Hall describes the four major projects to be funded (in part?) through the Horseshoe Foundation's $5 million gift.


horseshoe-foundation.html" style="color: #333333; text-decoration: none;">Cosmetic surgery: Horseshoe Foundation gives Jeff Gahan $5 million to spend on whatever he damn well pleases.


Now, can we do something about Tiger Trucking?

QRS Recycling in New Albany agrees to close next April for Greenway park, by Elizabeth Beilman (Hanson Does Utica)

Property owner looking for relocation site

NEW ALBANY — QRS Recycling will be closing its operations at West Floyd Street near the Ohio River next April.

The New Albany business agreed to turn over its 25-to-30-acre property to the city for a Ohio River Greenway park, announced Tuesday along with other city projects.

In return, the city will pay property owner Tim Jansen $2.5 million over 20 years with no interest, according to New Albany Redevelopment Director David Duggins.

"It's an extremely exciting opportunity to bring approximately 40 acres from really a blighted area on probably one of the most beautiful bends on the Ohio River back to something families, individuals and the entire city can enjoy in the next couple years," Duggins said.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

An assault on impregnable Summit Sprigs? A Break Wind bocce break-in? The Great Cannon Acres Bear Pit heist?


When some suits and the Econ Dev director convene at Quills, can full frontal TIF-fing be very far behind? But give 'em credit; by their standards, it's kinda sorta a public meeting.


After a while, a new top secret diagram was brought in by special ops. From a distance, it looked like an aerial view of a hilltop. Perhaps we're preparing to invade Floyds Knobs and grab some of that cool hospital cash.

Saturday, January 16, 2016

White Castle seeks permission to replace itself, and Mayor Lite can't wait to dedicate these new sliders.


For a branding mechanism, it's being used quite often in an official capacity -- but don't call it a city seal.

Call it the "Mark of Duggins."

Meanwhile ... didn't the new White Castle at Spring 'n' Vincennes just get built a few years ago? It seems that way, though it's probably been two decades.

Docket S-01-16: White Castle Management Co. requests a Site Plan Review to permit the construction of a restaurant to replace an existing restaurant in the C-1b, Local Business district, at 1701 E. Spring Street.