Showing posts with label Southern Indiana Equality. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Southern Indiana Equality. Show all posts

Sunday, November 05, 2017

UPDATE: A Human Rights Commission would come in handy given the public housing putsch, but the same lawyer who wrote the belly-up human rights ordinance now sits on the public housing board. Now that's New Gahania.

Stan Robison's that lawyer, sans
pink slip from Glorious Leader.

It has been almost nine months since New Albany's Human Rights Commission made a feeble blip on the city's radar screen.

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(January 19, 2017)

Gee, CM Phipps, we're mystified as to why the New Albany Human Rights Commission is moribund.

During the appointments phase of this evening's city council meeting, President Pat McLaughlin (4th District) asked Greg Phipps (3rd District) about the council appointments status of the Human Rights Commission.

According to the ordinance, council and mayor each appoint members to the HRC, and then the four pick the fifth.

Phipps waved him off, briefly indicating that the HRC seems dead, with no meetings for the past 18 months and no apparent interest. McLaughlin was more than happy to move to the next commission, and that's all we know. It isn't much.

I won't go into the lengthy and exceedingly futile history of the HRC's most recent incarnation, though almost exactly five years ago, we thanked Phipps for taking an interest.

Kudos to CM Phipps for making the Human Rights Commission's revival a priority.

Subsequently, perhaps no other single topic better illustrates the doctrine of Civic Gahanism than the history of our reconstituted Human Rights Commission:

Fundamental change is imperative, so long as nothing fundamentally changes.


Here's a short summary from 2015.

It was never Jeff Gahan's idea to enable a human rights commission, but in the grand scheme of political maneuvering, there was sufficient support that he acquiesced, pausing only to be assured that he'd receive credit for the sham he at first opposed, and would extract payback chits from those duly assuaged, redeemable for bonded boondoggles down the road.

Consequently, New Albany was gifted with vintage Gahan intellectual infrastructure: An entity neutered and defanged at birth, suitable primarily for posturing and press releases. The sycophants were delighted, and so little of merit occurred (for once, actually by design) that a whole other entity (Southern Indiana Equality) was privately created.

If you can find anything in this story to suggest a vote to re-elect Jeff Gahan, please let me know. While you're pondering this, consider yet again the "human rights mayor's" abysmal record in matters such as ... well, human rights.

Also from 2015:

Often in these pages, we advocate the notion of progress by design, and since 2012, New Albany has possessed a reconstituted Human Rights Commission. Since it was formed again and duly stocked with appointees, it has had very little to do, not because New Albany is a fundamentally functional utopia of tolerance and good sense, but because City Hall's evident design for the HRC has been that it remain unused -- reserved for show and public relations pronouncements, while kept hermetically sealed and out of controversy's way.

This has disgusted me from day one, and continues to do so. It implies that "quality of life" derives solely from capital intensive building projects, and has nothing to do with fundamental human dignity. It is both cynical and cowardly to first enable a Human Rights Commission, then render it caged and impotent.

My most recent reprinting of the following column on the topic of the Human Rights Commission was on March 21, 2011. The column itself was written in 2009. Ironically, as I read the final paragraphs, there is considerable irony. We certainly did determine that the members of New Albany's political class could vote "for" something.

Unfortunately, they seem to be content with form over content. This needs to change.

The HRC was reformed, then immediately stripped of working parts and left to rest atop blocks in City Hall's dustiest file cabinet. This was fine with the mayor, who never wanted it to be viable, anyway, and was perfectly content to accept the plaudits for a commitment to human rights that he doesn't possess in any discernible way, shape or form.

If Gahan, a self-described Democrat, did in fact possess such a commitment to human rights, chances are he wouldn't be telling people that the best solution to the housing "project" is to demolish it and ship housing authority residents to the county somewhere, perhaps in tent camps, as though he were speaking of toxic waste or cordwood and not human beings.

But in the end, the saddest cut of all is that Phipps, who has danced the limbo to Adam Dickey's increasingly discordant Democratic tune, went along with this shell game from the very start, garnering his own participation trophies and gold stars, and accepting a non-functional Potemkin facade of an institution as quid pro quo for rubber-stamping every one of Gahan's TIF bond and "quality of life" over-expenditures that crossed his desk.

It's a damned shame.

Gahan's done nothing for Phipps. Neither has the Democratic Party. Perhaps independence is the only true way for a New Albanian to preserve even a semblance of integrity amid the chicanery, dullness and corruption taken for granted by the big fish here in this tiny bird feeder of a town.

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Let's summarize the current situation.

The revised, updated and currently moribund human rights ordinance was the work of the city's non-corporate attorney at the time, Stan Robison, who based it on an existing ordinance in Bloomington.

The commission formed to oversee the ordinance -- to educate and hear cases stemming from complaints about violations -- was emasculated from the start via a handy mechanism for all potential activity being shunted first to one or the other city attorneys.

The HRC was built for show, and in truth, it was unable to achieve even this in spite of the efforts of well-meaning commission members like Brad Bell, who saw the rot almost from the start and jumped a hamstrung ship to try his hand at an autonomous organization called Southern Indiana Equality -- which lasted two years and recently was disbanded.

In 2017 Robison, the architect of the subsequently neutered human rights ordinance, was appointed to the public housing board when Jeff Gahan packed it with bootlickers and sycophants willing and eager to implement the mayor's annexation of public housing properties for future luxury, and the necessary expulsion of hundreds of residents in the absence of a viable plan to shelter them.

When asked about the public housing putsch, Phipps the human rights campaigner has replied (in effect) that is no business of his.

Phipps' purportedly "Democratic" party has watched the human rights commission crash and burn, supports Gahan's public housing incursion, and continues to exist in an Adam Disneyesque netherworld of hypocrisy, wherein it is encouraged to criticize a Republican mayor in Charlestown for doing what a Democratic mayor in New Albany is doing even when the party's two best hopes for 9th district Congress surely know better.

The Putsch Man Cometh: Jeff Gahan waxes delusional about being a public housing "advocate," then cheerfully explains why he should be summarily deposed in 2019.

Welcome to Jeff Gahan's perfect Come to City: Human rights ordinances aren't worth the digital ink it takes to spell the word "deleted," while David Duggins, Stan Robison and Bob Norwood are in control of peoples' lives.

I'll stick with this meme from my 2015 campaign.

UPDATE: Southern Indiana Equality is no more.

R.I.P., S.I.E.

We received a question from a regular reader.

How do I get in touch with Southern Indiana Equality? Their web site and Facebook page are gone. Do they still exist?

The answer is no.

According to SIE president Brad Bell, "We disbanded right after Jeff Pride. Too many other groups sprouted up doing primarily the same thing, plus we (SIE) never got good traction to get moving in the right direction."

Southern Indiana Equality began in 2015, in part as a response to the city's "built to be docile" Human Rights Commission.

More here:

UPDATE: A Human Rights Commission would come in handy given the public housing putsch, but the same lawyer who wrote the belly-up human rights ordinance now sits on the public housing board. Now that's New Gahania.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Cancelled: The Southern Indiana Equality quarterly meeting next Monday (Feb. 20) has been called off.


Passing this along ...

A message from Brad Bell:

It is with a heavy heart that I pass along that we have made the decision to cancel this Monday's meeting for Southern Indiana Equality. With several personal commitments on our board members' side, we have not been able to devote the time and attention to this meeting that it deserves. We strive to provide the best possible information and action plan for all of our meetings, and we simply do not have those pieces in place at this time. I apologize for the late notice, but we want to thank you for your attention and devotion to SIE.

Brad Bell, President
Southern Indiana Equality

Southern Indiana Equality Quarterly Meeting: Government 101 ... on Monday, February 20 at Culbertson West.

Sunday, February 05, 2017

Southern Indiana Equality Quarterly Meeting: Government 101 ... on Monday, February 20 at Culbertson West.

Mark your calendars. 

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SIE Quarterly Meeting: Government 101

Our country's government is a hot topic across news stations and social media. Do you ever find yourself thinking wondering if you truly understand how our government works? Are you having trouble remembering some of the information from your high school civics classes? What exactly is an executive order?


Join Southern Indiana Equality on Monday, 2/20, from 6:00 - 8:00 p.m. at Culbertson West in New Albany, to learn more about what the government does, how it impacts you and your family, and what you can do to be an involved citizen.

This Quarterly Meeting of SIE is meant is going to be totally interactive as we explore these questions and start to ask more. Our panel is made up of government experts with a variety of viewpoints.

Al Knable - New Albany City Council
Dan Canon - attorney focusing on civil rights litigation, employment litigation, and appellate advocacy
John Smith - attorney focusing on injury and civil rights litigation
Brandon Smith - attorney focusing on injury and civil rights litigation

Please join us at Culbertson West, 904 E. Main Street in New Albany, to keep the conversation about our government going. This is a family friendly event! There will be adult beverages (for purchase) and light snacks available.

Hannegan Roseberry

Vice-President
Southern Indiana Equality

"I speak not for myself but for those without voice... those who have fought for their rights... their right to live in peace, their right to be treated with dignity, their right to equality of opportunity, their right to be educated."
Malala Yousafzai

Monday, December 05, 2016

Mix and mingle: Southern Indiana Equality's annual meeting is Thursday, December 8.


Southern Indiana Equality's annual meeting is on Thursday, December 8th, Details follow below, but first, what to talk about.

NOW IS THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WE ARE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT, by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (The New Yorker)

... Now is the time to counter lies with facts, repeatedly and unflaggingly, while also proclaiming the greater truths: of our equal humanity, of decency, of compassion. Every precious ideal must be reiterated, every obvious argument made, because an ugly idea left unchallenged begins to turn the color of normal. It does not have to be like this.

Here is the meeting announcement. I hope to see you there.

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Greetings! 

We hope to see you at Southern Indiana Equality's annual meeting this week on Thursday, December 8th, from 6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. at Pride Bar + Lounge, 504 State Street in New Albany. This event will be a mix and mingle-style evening, with the goal of connecting and collaborating. Additionally, this event will be family-friendly and there will be wristbands available for those under age 21. There will be a full menu/bar open - plan an evening out.

After a whirlwind summer with the inaugural Jeff Pride Festival, Southern Indiana Equality has spent some time reflecting and thinking about the year ahead. We are looking forward to our upcoming annual meeting as an opportunity to collaborate, gather your input, and plan together for the year ahead to best address your goals for equality in southern Indiana. We want to be a group that serves the community with action and compassion.

We look forward to connecting with you at our meeting! Please let me know if you have any questions.

Hannegan Roseberry
Vice-President
Southern Indiana Equality

"I speak not for myself but for those without voice... those who have fought for their rights... their right to live in peace, their right to be treated with dignity, their right to equality of opportunity, their right to be educated."
-- Malala Yousafzai

Thursday, June 30, 2016

RECAP: Jeffersonville Pride Festival and Parade, 2016.


From Hannegan Roseberry, Vice-President of Southern Indiana Equality

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Thanks to all of you who were able to attend last weekend's inaugural Jeffersonville Pride Festival and Parade! It was a pleasure to see many familiar faces and to meet so many new folks! We want your involvement and support as we move forward with the goal of making love louder than hate. Stay tuned as we finalize details for our upcoming quarterly meeting - I'll send info soon!

In the meantime, here are some ways to be involved:

Check out some of the coverage on the festival:

Courier Journal

​News and Tribune

Visit us on Facebook and like our page, and while you're at it, invite others to like the page! You can also visit our website for more information and to make a donation.

One last thank you to all who volunteered to help run the booths and/or walk in the parade with SIE last weekend. Your involvement helps us to grow stronger!

Thanks again,

Hannegan Roseberry

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Southern Indiana Equality seeks "volunteers for the upcoming Jeffersonville Pride parade and festival on Saturday, June 25."



Forwarded from the e-mail.

The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral,
begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy.
Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it.
Through violence you may murder the liar,
but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth.
Through violence you may murder the hater,
but you do not murder hate.
In fact, violence merely increases hate.
So it goes.
Returning violence for violence multiplies violence,
adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness:
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

 -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Greetings!

Never has it been a more important to support the LGBTQIA+ communities in celebrating Pride. The world is reeling from last weekend's tragedy in Orlando, with many feeling helpless on how to respond, help out, and show support.

We are recruiting volunteers for the upcoming Jeffersonville Pride parade and festival on Saturday, June 25. We would love to invite all of you to be part of this historic event - we want a huge crowd gathered to send the clear message that love is stronger than hate.

We would love to have a large group to walk with Southern Indiana Equality in the parade, plus we'll need additional volunteers to be with us in the booths during the day. The more the merrier at the parade! If you would be willing to do a one or two hour shift in a booth, that would also be amazing! The booths will run from noon until around 8 PM and we will take all the help we can get!

Please let me know if you would like to be involved, and please send this on to anyone and everyone that you think might want to join in. Just have people email me directly for more information and to schedule times for the booths.

This is an important time to come together to celebrate Pride. Thanks in advance for your support.

Hannegan Roseberry

Vice-President
Southern Indiana Equality
hannegan.soinequality(at)gmail(dot)com
http://www.soinequality.org/

Friday, May 13, 2016

Here's your chance to peacefully protest Mike Pence, today, in Jeffersonville.

Let's not forget Ron Grooms' enthusiastic support of Pence.
The following was blasted last evening. 

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Governor Mike Pence has been running rampant for far too long, leaving a wake of discriminatory and damaging legislation that penalize the LGBT+ communities and women. While these groups in particular have been targeted, make no mistake, his actions have been destructive to all Hoosiers. We all lose when Indiana is made to look backwards and bigoted by national reputation. It's time to remind the country that Indiana stands for equality - Governor Pence needs to step aside.

Matthew Tully of the IndyStar wrote last month of Pence's egregious missteps, "Last year, he dealt his state a tremendous blow by signing a Religious Freedom law that was at its core a piece of state-authorized discrimination. The ripple effects of that law, economic and otherwise, will be felt for years...too often, the stench of Pence's 12 years as a partisan social-issues champion in Congress has polluted everything else he's done as governor. Time and again, he has committed the one foul a governor should never commit: He has recklessly hurt his state despite knowing his actions would do so."

Southern Indiana - we have a chance to make our voices heard. If you have had enough of Mike Pence's politics, then please join us tomorrow on Friday, May 13th, for a peaceful protest. We will be meeting at the Big Four Bridge Park in Jeffersonville at around 3:40-3:45 and it will probably last about an hour. If you have questions or need more info you can follow up with Dustin Collins at dstn.cllns@ gmail.com. We hope to see you there!

Hannegan Roseberry

Vice-President
Southern Indiana Equality
hannegan.soinequality@gmail.com
http://www.soinequality.org/

"I speak not for myself but for those without voice... those who have fought for their rights... their right to live in peace, their right to be treated with dignity, their right to equality of opportunity, their right to be educated."
Malala Yousafzai

Thursday, April 21, 2016

ON THE AVENUES: The Green Mouse tells all.

ON THE AVENUES: The Green Mouse tells all.

A weekly column by Roger A. Baylor.

Do you remember the Asteroids video game from days of yore?

Asteroids is an arcade space shooter released in November 1979 by Atari … the player controls a spaceship in an asteroid field which is periodically traversed by flying saucers. The object of the game is to shoot and destroy asteroids and saucers while not colliding with either or being hit by the saucers' counter-fire. The game becomes harder as the number of asteroids increases.

These days I’m having daily flashbacks to Asteroids. I awake each morning to all sorts of unreported New Albany news, fresh rumors and passionate testimonials from the Resistance. It’s like having 20 assistant coaches simultaneously hitting ground balls to me with their fungo bats, and I can’t come close to fielding them all.

Just imagine if we had a newspaper in New Albany.

Until we do, here’s an admittedly scattershot potpourri of comments on recent hot topics. It’s all pro bono, folks, and so ongoing and profuse thanks to those of you who regularly communicate with the Green Mouse. I couldn't do it without him.

Overheard on the avenues.

“I’ll try to hold onto my seat as long as I can, just so Gahan can’t appoint one of his relatives to fill it.”

“Are you kidding? None of these people make enough money to be found on one of those Panamian offshore banking lists. No, wait. I’m wrong. The city attorney, what’s his name – Gibson. Maybe him.”

"Looks like the boat club's back for good and there is a possibility that the Main Street Association is going to get its park where Metal Dynamics is currently located."

Media equality.

During Thursday’s Southern Indiana Equality quarterly meeting, SIE’s president Brad Bell glanced around the room, visibly disappointed.

“We hoped local media would be here,” he said. “They were all invited.” This provoked the week’s best aside.

“Maybe Business First will cover it.”

Although if Bill “Eastside” Hanson had his way, it’d be Bon Appetit.

Trans-politically speaking …

Election Day is Dan Coffey’s big moment.

We’ll never know why he suddenly outed himself in January and left the Democratic ranks, although as in all things pertaining to Adam Dickey’s local political monetization machine, it is recommended to follow the money.

Not unlike Donald Trump, if Coffey pulls a Republican ballot next Tuesday, there’s nothing to stop the Copperhead from self-identifying with the GOP. But will he?

Given that among Coffey’s latest Fb postings are attacks on Hillary Clinton, the ACLU and gay pride, and paeans to the Bible and the Confederate flag, it’s a moot point. During his 416 years on the council, he’s never missed an opportunity to vote for himself, and that’s unlikely to change.

Public housing turf war.

During last year’s campaign, Jeff Gahan consistently avoided the topic of public housing -- and affordable housing, homelessness and income inequality. In fact, he avoided most topics, not just these. Then last week, the mayor abruptly produced a press release about public housing.

The Green Mouse was told that the mayor has refused to cooperate with past efforts on the part of the housing authority to get tax credits for improvements, presumably (stop me if you’ve heard this one before) because he seeks total control over the process.

As such, Gahan’s recent press release may be signaling an attempted end-around. The NAHA has its consultants, and now Gahan does, too; it’s an Indianapolis beak-wetting firm previously forcibly removed from the redevelopment commission’s revenue stream owing to an obvious conflict of interest. Gahan seems intent on cutting public housing director Bob Lane out of the loop.

At various times in the past, Gahan apparently has remarked openly that his preferred option to reform public housing in New Albany would be to shift all of it outside the city limits to (paraphrasing) “somewhere out in the county.”

Well, if county government can sell the hospital, what’s to stop Gahan from ripping the Valley View golf covenant to shreds and reinventing public housing anew, right there on the front nine in sunny Floyds Knobs?

The county might gain revenge by devoting a portion of its hospital sale proceeds to constructing a wall around Jeff Gahan Presents Po View Valley Folks Estates, and afterward, converting Sam Peden Community Park into a regional toxic waste dump. Finally, all the big white male fish might be happy in their tiny Kool-Aid ponds.

Seriously: While all of these phobias play nicely with Donald Trump's voting bloc, it remains that most public housing policy emanates from the federal government, lying just beyond the conceptually bankrupt reach of Gahan’s grubby paws.

It’s anyone’s guess as to where the mayor’s sudden interest in public housing will lead (just don’t forget to follow the money), but where it assuredly will not lead is in the direction of substantive community-wide discussion of public housing, affordable housing, income inequality … you know the down-low drill by now.

Boomtown Ballers.

Speaking of behind the scenes, Houndmouth’s signature festival returns to downtown New Albany on Sunday, May 29, and the question the Green Mouse is hearing more often than any other is whether the band itself will be involved.

The city’s press release makes no mention of Houndmouth. The band performs on the West Coast on May 27, then shifts to the East Coast beginning June 2, so an appearance is theoretically possible.

Want more details?

The Green Mouse suggests going straight to the top and asking the power brokers in charge of Boomtown -- not the city of New Albany, silly reader, but Production Simple and the Flea Off Market, both Louisville entities, who are the prime beneficiaries of a festival intended to attract youthful Louisvillians to a New Albany street grid designed to resemble Louisville as much as possible, because not once in five years has Team Gahan trusted New Albanians to be “cool” enough for school.

As with the Bicentennial Park concert series and other Gahan for Whatever Office extravaganzas, Production Simple imports the temporary equipment and the musical entertainment, and takes the money back to Kentucky. Wouldn’t you love to know how much cash these instances of self-aggrandizement have cost the city since 2012?

The Green Mouse would, too, and needs to get to work on that, right after vacation.

The Summit Springs sell-out.

That nasty denuded drainage-defeating hillside facing State Street is only the most recent obnoxious chess move in a property development game extending back more than a decade.

Previously I’ve mentioned last October’s resolution of a lawsuit undertaken by the property owners against the city, and I’m still hoping there’ll be a chance to view the decision. Until then, this much is clear.

Years ago, the property owners’ Planned Unit Development (PUDD) proposal made its way through New Albany’s planning and zoning arms as well as city council, but in spite of what may or may not have happened since then in terms of missed deadlines, rejections, approvals and legal fees to Krafty John, Summit Springs cannot possibly come to fruition without a road to access it.

And: A city once willing to contest these issues in court now proposes to construct just such a half-mile, $3 million (or more) road via the TIF mechanism. The Summit Springs proposal, once tenuous, has become magically important to the city’s future, and of course Gahan seeks to claim it as his own, in spite of the myriad problems still remaining to be resolved.

One needn’t be a grand master to fathom that for the property owners, a $3 million (or more) access road would obliterate any need for the city to pay damages from a lost lawsuit, which in effect appears to leverage another dose of crony capitalism. You can expect to see the architect’s renderings on a Gahan for State Senate sign, circa 2018.

The cost?

More “boilerplate” TIF expenditures, an impossibly congested State Street corridor, but more importantly, a city blithely tossing its own planning and zoning codes under the bus, along with any remaining threadbare commitment to the rule of law.

The poor ol' Tree Board.

The mayor appoints the members of the Board of Works.

The mayor appoints the members of the Tree Board.

Whatever work the Tree Board does with respect to cutting, planting and maintaining trees on publicly owned lands and right-of-way is at the behest of the Board of Works, which is given marching orders by the mayor. Shocking, isn't it?

The Tree Board is lamentably understaffed and mostly non-funded. Currently it is short a board member, and to hurriedly arrive at a conclusion for this extremely depressing digression, it comes down to Oz's Whim.

In short, Team Gahan decides whether a tree stays or goes, irrespective of whether the tree is healthy or dying, and quite apart from extraneous considerations of aesthetics, storm water abatement or Urban Heat Islands.

I’ve no reason to believe the Tree Board isn’t well-meaning, or doesn’t try its best. I'm satisfied it does what it can -- and what it can do is highly circumscribed.

Or, like almost everything else in New Gahania, if the big kahuna can't monetize it, you might as well forget it. Get your checkbooks ready, loyal readers. 2018 will be here sooner than you think.

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April 14: Forever NA, the wrong way ... from 2012, through 2014, to 2016 and beyond, forever more.

April 7: ON THE AVENUES: The Six Session Beers of Session Beer Day.

March 31: ON THE AVENUES: Abortion? Wichita, or maybe Targu Mures.

March 24: ON THE AVENUES: Introducing New Albany Craft Beer Week, May 27 – June 4, 2016.

Saturday, April 09, 2016

Chronicles of New Gahania, Chapter IV: Pat, just tell Coffey to shut the fuck up.



Dear Council President McLaughlin,

Pat, take our advice. There are times when you have to dig deep, bite the bullet, and tell Dan Coffey to shut the fuck up.

Yours truly,

Assembled New Albanians

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New Albany’s city council is like a long-running television series that somehow manages to score high enough ratings for renewal, albeit with numerous ups, downs, plot twists and cast changes.

Think of Saturday Night Live, and how it can be safely ignored for years, then again merit attention following a reboot of cast and chemistry.

On Monday night, a young man (“X”) was chatting with me during an impromptu intermission, as signaled by the council president at the conclusion of a ceremony recognizing attending high school basketball champs from New Albany High School – from which every last city council member graduated.

No, this isn’t the time for a digression as to the hazards of marrying one’s first cousin.

It turns out that our Bulldogs are winners in more ways than one, because they were first on the agenda, feted and then allowed to leave, sparing them the indignity of being forced to endure the remainder of the meeting.

Some kids have all the luck. I went to Floyd Central. So did Attorney Gibson, though we're very different people.

Anyway, X told me he’d attended a few meetings before, and the last time he was there, Coffey and former councilman John Gonder “really got into it.” He asked me whether such a spectacle might occur now that Gonder no longer is present, having been dumped for being a genuine Democrat by a mayor who absolutely isn’t.

Oh, yes, I replied. A thousand times, yes. As long as the Copperhead shakes, rattles and boors, manners will remain on thin ice.

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You’ve probably heard about athletes who have so much ability that they make everyone else on their team play better. Coffey’s just the opposite, a dysfunctional poli-toxin that pulls everyone down to his level, over there by that grate clogged with cigarette butts and Big Gulp cups.

Coffey is like poison ivy spores drifting through the heavy summer air; you didn’t get anywhere near it with the weed whacker, but still your leg gets all corrupted with nasty welts.

Think a major, area-wide downbuzz.

On Monday, not unlike raw sewage bubbling to the surface during New Albany’s seemingly daily stormwater run-off Big Gulp episodes, Coffey’s limitless venom came bubbling to the surface during non-agenda public speaking time.

Note that public speaking time continues to be allowed only at meeting’s end, effectively discouraging speaking by the public, few of whom merit treatment as courteous as that afforded winning basketball teams.

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Brad Bell, president of Southern Indiana Equality, rose to address a recent outbreak of Coffey-Speech on social media, this latest infinitesimal instance comprising a characteristically intemperate diatribe about transgendered child molesters in unisex toilets.

Love him or hate him, you simply can’t deny how hard Coffey works to memorize those delightful theocratic/fascist GOP tropes.

A experienced orator, Bell actually was able to complete two, maybe three sentences before Coffey lashed out, first denying that he’d ever written any such words (a diligent Bell possessed pesky screenshots), then yelling the very words he denied having used, something about transgendered child molesters in unisex toilets … and you see, here’s the thing, Pat.

You’re not council president solely to run interference for the wise and powerful Gahan’s chosen program of paving monetization.

You’re not even there to act as Adam Disney’s gee-whiz magic kingdom surrogate.

You’re there to run the meeting, Pat.

Coffey outbursts of New Albanian Id are eternal, but public speaking time is limited to a few minutes. It’s hard enough to convince a citizen to come to a council meeting and sit two hours patiently waiting for his or her turn, but when the turn finally comes, those precious minutes belong to the citizen, not to Coffey.

And yet, it plays out the same way virtually every time. A citizen addresses the council, Coffey interrupts, a junior high school lunchroom farce breaks out -- and the council president sits there, looking hopelessly confused.

I’m here to help.

Pat, in this situation, your job is to tell Dan Coffey to shut the fuck up and WAIT HIS TURN.

That’s what leaders do, and no, you needn’t wait for instructions from the mayor to do what you’re supposed to do as president of the council. Curb, neuter and muzzle; move forward. A grateful city will thank you.

While we’re on the topic, don’t tell me that you’re giving Coffey enough rope to hang himself, because he’s always behaved precisely the same non-housebroken way, whether posing as the mayor’s best slush buddy or declaring his independence from political party control – and you’ve always allowed it.

Stop doing that, Pat. But don’t stop stopping there. Stop the council's anti-intelllectual laziness. What city council really needs is a defined code governing its workplace demeanor. Call the code what you will – behavioral, decorum, civility, whatever. The salient point is that workplace bullies and pathological retrogrades like Dan Coffey cannot be held to a professional standard of behavior when there are no such standards in place.

Put them in place, Pat. You'll be thanked again by a populace tired of being interrupted.

(In the next installment of Chronicles of New Gahania, I’ll make the case for Southern Indiana Equality having better things to do with its valuable time than hector Dan Coffey)

Previously:

Ch. III ... The ED and the BC chart the arc of the sun as it climbs the New Gahanian sky.

Ch. II ... Video Jeff: We hired a study, not an engineer named Speck, 'cuz we want to be, uh, "a great place to be safe" -- and there'll be announcements soon, so WATER PARK.

Ch.  I ... In which we reveal EXACTLY how to evade those pesky bureaucratic parking requirements.

Tuesday, February 02, 2016

A status report from Southern Indiana Equality.


For those who missed the last Southern Indiana Equality meeting, or are curious and would like to be involved, here is the report from the vice president, Hannegan Roseberry.

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Greetings from Southern Indiana Equality!

Thank you to all who joined us for our Quarterly Meeting last week! If you were unable to make it, mark your calendars now for our next quarterly meeting on April 14th, 2016.  

We were pleased to welcome representatives from both Freedom Indiana and Indiana Competes, who discussed the current legislative session and what we can do to prevent discriminating legislation from moving forward as is, specifically SB-344, which leaves out discrimination protection for the transgender community. We highly suggest you follow these two organizations on Facebook and subscribe to their email mailing lists. We look forward to continued partnerships with both!

We are also thrilled to announce that we have combined forces for the upcoming Jeff Pride in June 2016. Here's a message from Jeff Pride founder, Evan Stoner: 

"Jeff Pride is very happy to partner and marry these 2 organizations together.  At this time we are still looking for social media volunteers and help in getting the word out."

If you are a business owner and want to be a part of Jeff Pride get in touch through Facebook at facebook.com/jeffpride2016 or on twitter: @jeffpride1


How can you help now? By helping us spread the word. Invite your southern Indiana friends to visit and like our Facebook page. Forward this email to others and encourage them to attend the next meeting and get added to the email list. Make a donation to our GoFundMe account to support us in raising the funds for the filings fees needed for our non-profit status. A non-profit status would enable us to pursue grant funding, empowering us to broaden our impact significantly - we hope to be applying for our 501(c)(3) in this upcoming quarter!


Thank you for your interest in walking alongside us.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Further notice: Southern Indiana Equality's next meeting is January 28 at the Roadhouse.



Here's a reminder that Southern Indiana Equality's next meeting is January 28 at the Roadhouse. That's Thursday.

Southern Indiana Equality will be holding their 1st quarter meeting at 7:00 pm on January 28th. It will be held in the upstairs room at The New Albany Roadhouse.

New Albany Roadhouse
1706 Graybrook Lane
New Albany, Indiana 47150

We are proud to welcome representatives from Freedom Indiana as well as Indiana Competes to discuss the new legislative session. This will be a full community meeting where questions can be answered and the future of Indiana equality will be discussed.

Food and drinks will be available for purchase.

Southern Indiana Equality is a good place to monitor Indiana's legislative foibles -- and there are many. Relevant links:

Southern Indiana Equality
Freedom Indiana
Indiana Competes

Thursday, January 07, 2016

Southern Indiana Equality's next meeting is January 28 at the Roadhouse.


While thinking about posting the mailing received today from Freedom Indiana, Brad Bell served notice of the next meeting of Southern Indiana Equality:

Southern Indiana Equality will be holding their 1st quarter meeting at 7:00 pm on January 28th. It will be held in the upstairs room at The New Albany Roadhouse.

New Albany Roadhouse
1706 Graybrook Lane
New Albany, Indiana 47150

We are proud to welcome representatives from Freedom Indiana as well as Indiana Competes to discuss the new legislative session. This will be a full community meeting where questions can be answered and the future of Indiana equality will be discussed.

Food and drinks will be available for purchase.

Southern Indiana Equality is a good place to monitor Indiana's legislative foibles -- and there are many. Relevant links:

Southern Indiana Equality
Freedom Indiana
Indiana Competes

Saturday, October 03, 2015

Gahan the human rights mayor? Spare us, please.


It was never Jeff Gahan's idea to enable a human rights commission, but in the grand scheme of political maneuvering, there was sufficient support that he acquiesced, pausing only to be assured that he'd receive credit for the sham he at first opposed, and would extract payback chits from those duly assuaged, redeemable for bonded boondoggles down the road.

Consequently, New Albany was gifted with vintage Gahan intellectual infrastructure: An entity neutered and defanged at birth, suitable primarily for posturing and press releases. The sycophants were delighted, and so little of merit occurred (for once, actually by design) that a whole other entity (Southern Indiana Equality) was privately created.

If you can find anything in this story to suggest a vote to re-elect Jeff Gahan, please let me know. While you're pondering this, consider yet again the "human rights mayor's" abysmal record in matters such as ... well, human rights.

ON THE AVENUES: No more fear, Jeff.




Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Southern Indiana Equality's annual meeting is Thursday night at St. Marks.

SIE's first annual meeting is Thursday night at 7:00 p.m.

I'll be there.

This will be our first Annual Meeting for Southern Indiana Equality. There will be an election/re-election of officers, Brad will have a state of the company address, we will discuss our future plans and create committees and some of the municipal candidates from Floyd and Clark Counties will also be on hand. We will have our Hands For Equality project on display, and you'll be able to add your hand that night as well. Please plan on attending as your support and participation is the driving force behind our success. The meeting will be held in the School Building at St. Marks (in the Mr. & Mrs. Room 108). The easiest way to find it, is by entering on the 3rd street side under the green awning.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

How can you help Southern Indiana Equality?



Thanks to Brad and Hannegan for their permission to reprint this e-mail. Please consider supporting Southern Indiana Equality with your time and money.

I'm delighted we have such an organization, and as mayor, I intend to properly animate the city's Human Rights Commission (re-established only in 2012) to serve as more than a line item on a defeated politician's CV.

I say this in part because (after all) I've been saying it since 2005, but also because there cannot be too many participants in this cause, as so eloquently outlined in the passages below, and local government must be a key actor in the advancement of human rights for all.

New Albany's Human Rights Commission and Southern Indiana Equality should serve as complementary mechanisms for doing the right things, for the right reasons. That's the way it will be, starting on January 1, 2016.

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Greetings from Southern Indiana Equality!

Thank you for your interest in our cause - your support is so important to us. Southern Indiana Equality is a newly formed, independent, local organization that works as part of a vibrant community to uphold and advance human rights for all. Southern Indiana Equality serves a 26 county coverage area, serving as a liaison between citizens and those entities responsible for upholding such rights.

We hope to empower people to realize their rights, while shedding light on those who are at risk and vulnerable on a multitude of fronts, including but not limited to: education, employment, public accommodations, and housing.

Southern Indiana Equality envisions a world where all people, regardless of race, color, religious creed, national origin, ancestry, gender, sexual orientation, age, genetic information, military service, or disability, are ensured equality and embraced as equal members of society in every regard.

I’d like to fill you in on some upcoming dates for Southern Indiana Equality; be on the lookout for emails in the coming month on how you can be involved. On September 27th, 2015, we will have an interactive booth stocked with resources at New Albany’s Indie Fest - check out event details at . We look forward to this opportunity to connect with the community and hope to have a day filled with meaningful conversations. Additionally, our annual meeting is coming up on October 1st, at 7:00 p.m., and we hope to have a large crowd assembled.

How can you help now? By helping us spread the word. Invite your Southern Indiana friends to visit and like our Facebook page. Forward this email to others and encourage them to get added to the email list. Come to Indie Fest and to the annual meeting and bring a friend (or five). Make a donation to our GoFundMe account to support us in raising the funds for the filings fees needed for our non-profit status. A non-profit status would enable us to pursue grant funding, empowering us to broaden our impact significantly.

We have a long road ahead of us, and the passion and commitment to embark on this journey with vigor. Thank you for your interest in walking alongside us.