Showing posts with label 2016. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2016. Show all posts

Sunday, January 01, 2017

Sharrow tango: My 2016 in books and reading.

Before teachers ever got their paws on me (cue the Pink Floyd disc, please), I was teaching myself to read by looking at encyclopedias and other books we had on the shelves at home. I'm just grateful my parents weren't religious.

This upbringing, along with roughly $3.25 (including tip), will buy at least one of us an excellent espresso at Quills, but it remains that insofar as my life of the mind remains intact and functional after 35 years of drinking far too much, processes occurring therein have much more to do with letters and words and reading than mathematics or spread sheets.

So it goes. It's who I am, and I'm fine with it.

Unsurprisingly, no matter the ups, downs and in-betweens in my life, there hasn't ever been enough time for reading. I doubt there ever will be, and I've come to grudgingly accept this, but as it pertains to inadequate reading time, I'll readily concede that I resent wasting the limited time I have to read on escapist fluff.

That's because I didn't learn everything I need to know from one holy book or residency in kindergarten, nor from high school and college. To me, reading for pleasure is reading to learn something.

Disclaimers aside, 2016 was a better reading year for me, following a 2015 spent boning up on numerous dry civic topics in a fledgling political campaign year. Before listing my year's books in roughly chronological order, The Economist has a list of best books in 2016, and so does the New York Times, but one thing I’ll be doing differently in 2017 is based on the gist of this piece in The Guardian.

The non-western books that every student should read

Leading authors pick international classics that should be on student’s bookshelves, but are often neglected by universities

It looks like I have some catching up to do. The only requirement is time. Can I have some more?

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The End of Tsarist Russia: The March to World War I and Revolution, by Dominic Lieven ... reviewed at NAC on January 9

Lieven's book adds welcome detail to an enduring debate: Why the belligerents (and specifically, Tsarist Russia) had so much to gain from peace, and yet went off to fight in the seemingly suicidal Great War. The answers are considerably more nuanced than one might think, and from the vantage point of 2016 American presidential election, it's worth reminding ourselves that nations we barely understand often make big decisions predicated on much narrower local concerns. Maybe we should try to understand these.

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Ezra Pound: The Solitary Volcano, by John Tytell ... reviewed at NAC on February 20

It is fascinating to contemplate a time when an artist could proclaim that poetry would change the world, and be taken seriously. Pound did, and at times, the intensity of his commitment reminds me of a youthful Publican, sure that he could do the same with better beer. Fortunately for the young beer slinger, he didn't get old and subsequently serve as a tacky apologist for a fascist regime, although as with Mussolini's allure to Pound, there's always the Mighty Trumpolini for the addled artists of a new era.

But you can count me out. I'm a leftist, remember?

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The Defender: How the Legendary Black Newspaper Changed America, by Ethan Michaeli

In 1905, an African-American man named Robert Abbott founded a Chicago newspaper as a mere handbill, using his landlord’s kitchen table as a desk. The Chicago Defender became one of the most prominent voices of Black America, and a leading element in the struggle against institutionalized racism. This book by a former employee tells the story of a time when American newspapers “stood for something more than a marketing plan.”

I'm betting Bill Hanson hasn't read it, and won't.

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Mr. Kafka: And Other Tales from the Time of the Cult, by Bohumil Hrabal

Hrabal, a habitue of the Golden Tiger pub in Prague who is regarded as one of the finest Czech writers of the 20th century, was born a subject of Emperor Franz Joseph, and died during Vaclav Havel’s presidency of the Czech Republic. These short stories, which are loosely linked thematically, illustrate the abundant surreal absurdities prevalent in 1950s-era Stalinist Czechoslovakia, hence the “cult of personality” in the book’s title. What struck me about them is Hrabal's ability to shift moods, from violence to slapstick, often in successive paragraphs.

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The Sleep of the Righteous, by Wolfgang Hilbig

Hilbig was that rarest of creatures, a writer who began his career not cloistered in a university, but working dirty jobs in grim East German factories. These semi-autobiographical short stories comprise a novella of sorts, divided into two sections. It has been described as chronicling "a divided nation battling its demons." In the first part, there are memories of a fatherless (Stalingrad) childhood and adolescence in the East German police state. In the second, the narrator – now a grown man who has spent most of his adult life living in the West – tries to make sense of it all.

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The Decameron, by Giovanni Boccaccio

The Decameron, written by 14th-century Italian author Giovanni Boccaccio, is a collection of 100 stories told over a period of days by seven young women and three young men, who have fled as a group from plague-ridden Florence for an extended holiday in the hills nearby. What an addled modern brain might imagine happening doesn’t, and there are no sexual relations between these friends. Rather, it's the stories themselves that often are ribald. If you believe that Renaissance writers have nothing to say about sex, and in particular, no insights about diverse female perspectives, it’s time for a reappraisal. 650 years on, the naturalness and candor of these vignettes are astonishing.

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Ty Cobb: A Terrible Beauty, by Charles Leerhsen ... reviewed at NAC on April 15

What if we had the Georgia Peach all wrong, all along? Leerhsen seeks to rehabilitate baseball’s most infamous violent, racist bogey man by means of the unthinkable: patiently exhuming and examining actual records and accounts of Cobb’s time, and comparing them to the contrived life story most of us (including me) have come to accept, as written by a yellow journalist named Al Stump. The results largely exonerate Cobb, but Stump emerges quite tainted. Along the way, we see baseball evolve from carny attraction to venerable institution.

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Lost Chords: White Musicians and their Contribution to Jazz, 1915-1945, by Richard M. Sudhalter ... reviewed at Potable Curmudgeon on August 15

Insofar as there was anyone left alive in 1999 to care all that much upon the publication of Lost Chords, the book provoked controversy, in that Sudhalter was seen as challenging the maxim that jazz must be viewed almost exclusively as an African-American domain. However, I don’t believe this criticism of Sudhalter is justified in the main, because he never questions the African-American bona fides. Rather, he offers testimony on behalf of white jazzmen of the pre-WWII period, some of whom were neglected even before seven or more decades elapsed. I'd consider buying the companion 2-CD release, except it now costs $40 used. YouTube will have to do.

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Streetfight: Handbook for an Urban Revolution, by Janette Sadik-Khan and Seth Solomonow

Sadik-Khan makes two fundamental points that Team Gahan probably won't ever grasp, not in a thousand million years: First, that transportation is multi-modal by definition, and second, that restoring streets as a means of transit by all users need not be expensive. Not that the disconnect here in New Albany can't easily be explained. It's stupidity and avarice, respectively. As for the book, "If you’re a fan of protected bike lanes and road diets, here’s a manual of successful procedures taken from real life" ... in other words, Real Life, not Rosen Barger.

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Sátántangó, by László Krasznahorkai

For this one, I must defer to another reviewer. I dearly love these modernist Communist-era novels.

"Krasznahorkai published the novel four years before the fall of Communism, and, indeed, the book targets the ravages of totalitarianism in Hungary and beyond. Krasznahorkai’s depiction of loutish peasants and a work collective in ruins must have been a slap in the face of Communist censorship. A large part of the action takes place on or around an unnamed estate that is largely abandoned. Its inhabitants include peasants, a mechanic, a headmaster, a doctor, a couple of teenage whores, their drunken mother, vicious younger brother, and demented little sister. They live in its rotting houses and congregate in its tumbledown, spider-infested pub. The autumn rain falls incessantly, and characters smoke nonstop under drizzle and downpour, as if connected to a fire that will not be put out. Residents are at once comically loutish, and incompetent. Krasznahorkai plays with a tradition in which yokels tend to be boobs, and, fittingly, his narrator is an acerbic, misanthrope, the doctor."

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The Sicilian Vespers: A History of the Mediterranean World in the Later Thirteenth Century, by Steven Runciman

In 1282, Sicilians rose up against their unpopular French king, leading to two decades of war and intrigue, then 500 years of Spanish influence in Sicily. The overall context of the Sicilian Vespers, both uprising and twenty-year war, can be surveyed here. Runciman's classic academic recitation of great men, marriages, invasions and battles can be tedious at times, but it builds into a comprehensive conclusion. After reading the book, we went for the first time to the island of Sicily, staying at the foot of Mt. Etna in the city of Catania). To be brief, I am smitten -- and Runciman is forgiven for being so damned old school.

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A Fez of the Heart: Travels around Turkey in Search of a Hat, by Jeremy Seal

Long before the dark red, tasseled, cone of a weird Middle Eastern cap known as the fez became a symbol of Shriners International's trick motorcyclists at the Harvest Homecoming Parade, and the subject of an offbeat and immortal Steely Dan song, it was the semi-official headgear of the Ottoman Empire's male subjects, by direction of a reforming 19th-century sultan who was eager to symbolize modernity by visibly dispensing with traditional turbans.

Later, when Mustapha Kemal (Ataturk) created modern Turkey from the ruins of the empire, the whole process repeated itself when he decreed the unacceptability of the fez in favor of the homburg. As the author ostensibly searches Turkey in 1992 for remnants of fez culture, he tells the story of the contemporary country’s seemingly inexorable movement from Ataturk’s secularism to the revival of Islam -- which unfortunately is very timely for the beginning of 2017.

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In Europe's Shadow: Two Cold Wars and a Thirty-Year Journey Through Romania and Beyond, by Robert Kaplan

In late 1991 I was residing in Kosice, Slovakia, and teaching conversational English to medical staff in the hospital there. Over beers, I mentioned to a student that I was thinking about taking a few days and visiting Romania for the first time.

He advised taking two bottles of Johnnie Walker – one for the necessary bribe to enter the country, and the second for the same use when leaving it. It was two years after the violent revolution that brought about the end of Communism in Romania, and I was dissuaded from going there ... until 1997, though that's another story.

Kaplan is a longtime Balkan devotee just like me, and unlike me, he's a detail-oriented veteran journalist capable of recounting Romania's fascinating hybrid history through myriad references and his own visits over a thirty year period.

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So, how to begin 2017? With Novel Explosives, crazed fiction by Jim Gauer. After that, it's a crap shoot. Maybe I'll review them, and maybe not.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman

Top Ten posts at NA Confidential for December, 2016.

Only the top post of the year -- and on December 31.

Thanks for reading NA Confidential, where we enjoy burrowing beneath the headlines to offer unique local perspectives. December continued a recent trend in heightened readership, testifying to a keen interest in local stories, perhaps because they're being chronically under-served elsewhere.

The list begins with fifteen "honorable mention" posts, before concluding with the Top Ten, escalating to No. 1. Stats are derived from Google's internal numbers listings.

FIFTEEN HONORABLE MENTION

412

Amid the media's 2016 bridge envy and tolling glorification, we turn to this 2010 letter from a local independent business owner.


"Six years ago, I posted this letter that was sent to the Bridges Authority about the project and tolling. To me it is ironic that this should pop up in my Facebook memories one day after they announce the starting date of tolls on the new bridges. After 6 years, I still believe everything that I wrote back then."

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423

THE BEER BEAT: Words like "local" and "unique," and beers for cold weather.


Maybe it's just because I'm aging ungracefully ... while I wouldn't quibble with the author's beer descriptions, I'm a bit confused by his organizing principle.

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425 (tie)

Breathlessness begets toothlessness as rental property registration begins tomorrow.


Bring out yer slumlords! The self-congratulatory boilerplate begins in three ... two ... one ...

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425 (tie)

The clock is ticking. Bridge completion and tolling is coming by the end of December, and Team Gahan is 100% unprepared.


"They've dragged their feet so much that the tolls are going to happen before they do anything," Mark Sanders, vice president of the (East Spring Street) neighborhood association, said.

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430

At least this time Pinocchio felled his OWN tree.



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432

THE BEER BEAT: Addressing diversity in "craft" beer, with Naughty Girl once again on the wrong side of the debate.


Let’s put an old saw to the test: Is it really true that any publicity is good publicity? Specifically, if a New Albanian Brewing Company beer and beer label, as conceived on my watch in 2011, appears alongside an article by a national recognized blogger in 2016 and then is linked on Facebook by a brewing superstar, that’s wonderful, right?

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434

"Engineers design streets for speeds well above the posted limit, so that speeding drivers will be safe—a practice that, of course, causes the very speeding it hopes to protect against."


Of course, HWC's merry hammering at screws is occurring according to the wishes of a City Hall that brains long ago forgot. Speck's New Albany streets study might as well have been written in Gaelic, insofar as Mayor Jeff Gahan is concerned. Sections applicable to campaign finance beak-wetting were retained for modification beyond recognition, and the rest was flushed.

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461

Yes, Virginia, it is a sewer rate INCREASE, in spite of what you may have read elsewhere.


Bizarrely, almost to the very last gasp, the Jeffersonville News and Tribune -- which entirely missed the sewer ordinance's first reading, and apparently still operates with a bare minimum of editorial supervision -- continued its preference for obfuscating the increase with a series of euphemisms (settle down, Shane: "The substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.")

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463

(2 of 2): It's been 600 days, and Bob Caesar and the city of New Albany continue to stonewall a legitimate request for Bicentennial Commission records. Can't someone just tell us about the books?


Now, it should come as no surprise to anyone that Gibson would treat my information request in a spirit of spiteful nonchalance. It's what Team Gahan does. At the same time, strictly speaking, he's probably telling the truth by means of carefully chosen words, and this is something I can at least appreciate. He says the city does not possess the referenced items, not that the referenced items do not exist. Presumably, someone else possesses them, and this certain someone undoubtedly is Caesar himself.

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504

Dude, I Just Want to Join the Neighborhood Association – and Other Remarkable Tales from the New Albany Re-NAY-ssance.


Hello, I’d like to rejoin the South Bling Street Neighborhood Association.

Praise Gahan; that’s wonderful. Do you live within the boundaries of the Neighborhood Association?

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504

Bump? Hike? If sewer rates are higher, then that's an increase, by definition.


Tolling is about to begin. Interest rates are going up. Rental property registration and eventual inspection will provide a convenient pretext for property owners to raise prices. So will sewer rate increases, however justified, even if they're modest, and whether or not they're tied to annual consumer price indexing, or established by the city council, which now proposes to abdicate its rate-setting responsibility via CPI mechanism.

The result will be more out-of-pocket costs for those least able to pay, something so consistently ignored by this top-down "beautiful people's" mayor that it's more difficult than ever to explain how he can continue to pretend being a Democrat.

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522

What we know about the forthcoming District 22 Pizzeria.


Matt "Big Four Burgers" McMahan has been buying commercial buildings left and right, and recently on Facebook he began playfully previewing a new pizza "concept," presumably destined for one of them.

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532

"The only way this will work is if everyone commits, right now, to doing something, anything, in the coming year."


There's no way to sugarcoat the true breadth of the tsunami that's about to hit us. Although we don't control a single branch of our disappearing democracy, we ARE the majority (by nearly three million votes!) and we have MANY tools available to us (mass protest, civil disobedience, lawsuits, social media, old media, and just plain showing up) that we can use to grind the gears of this madness to a near-halt.

I and others will keep you informed and you and I and all of us will lead the charge. I will continue to post things you can do where you live. The only way this will work is if everyone commits, right now, to doing something, anything, in the coming year.

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543

Jeff Gahan's predictably wasted opportunity to civilize Vincennes Street using Jeff Speck's sensible plan.


This text is pasted from Jeff Speck's landmark New Albany streets study, and now serves to remind us that from a glorious potential starting point of ribeye, we're left with a tiny puddle of fatty stew meat.

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548

ON THE AVENUES: The 45 Most Popular NA Confidential Stories of 2016.


I hope you enjoy this look back at 2016. In New Albany, our peculiar local challenges for 2017 begin tomorrow morning with the advent of bridge tolls. If I'm not completely hungover, I may tote a lawn chair, light a cigar, and chronicle the merriment.

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566

410 Bakery (you know, where Abe's Rental used to be) slated to open on Wednesday morning ... and Kopp's on fire.



TOP TEN

576

White Castle is just White Castle, but THIS is a genuine improvement.


Relax. The White Castle at the dangerous intersection of Vincennes and Spring has reopened, although it's just another chain, and I don't give a tinker's damn whether it lives or dies.

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617

Sudden stealth sewer rate hikes reveal the breathtaking extent of Jeff Gahan's intellectual dishonesty. Isn't it time to hold Team Gahan and its toadies accountable?


As holder of salaried positions as mayor and head of the sewer board, shouldn't Jeff Gahan be the one -- THE ONLY ONE -- to explain why sewer rate increases have been artfully hidden in a rote bonding document ... why economic development concerns (and the city's inevitable subsidy of them) are at the heart of G-16-03 ... and why tender concern for the environment is the very last thing on the mind of a City Hall team that has cut more trees so far in 2016 than Weyerhaeuser?

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Top Ten posts at NA Confidential for November, 2016.


Thanks for reading NA Confidential, where we enjoy burrowing beneath the headlines to offer unique local perspectives. November continued a recent trend in heightened readership, testifying to a keen interest in local stories, perhaps because they're being chronically under-served elsewhere.

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683

In the matter of hospital sale proceeds, Floyd County's auditor and treasurer are fulfilling their fiduciary responsibilities. We should be thanking, not berating them.


The staff of NA Confidential took Bill Hanson's News and Tribune op-ed piece and ran it through our handy Kenmore fact-checker. When it came out the other side, it read quite differently than before. In fact, it's been rendered factual. We challenge Hanson to publish our version in his newspaper, and provide the other side to this story. Hanson's original text is in black, and our fact-checked update in red.

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765

ON THE AVENUES: It’s never too late to beer all over again.


It isn’t that I’ve fallen out of love with beer. We’re not divorced or anything. A better word is estranged, which implies an alienation of affection, but doesn’t entirely rule out the possibility of reconciliation.

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955

Cigar smokers rejoice: The second location of Riverside Cigar Shop/Match Cigar Bar is coming to downtown New Albany.


Cigars and spirits are coming to downtown New Albany in the form of an establishment tentatively to be known as Match Cigar Bar New Albany.

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1,031

My State Street Parking Garage public art dream.



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1,033

Has time run out for Good Times? If so, what's next at 114 East Market?


About a month ago, the Green Mouse heard a rumor that the building was being purchased by a local businessman, and judging from the scene today, I'm guessing there is finality to the sale. It will be interesting to see what happens next. The building desperately needs deep cleaning and rehabilitation, so let's hope that's coming.

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1,216

ON THE AVENUES: For New Albany’s Person of the Year, the timeless words of Mother Jones: “Pray for the dead, and fight like hell for the living.”


Chloe Allen’s death cannot be allowed to become another forgotten civic footnote. Her passing must not have been in vain. In years to come principled citizens of this city – the ones for whom conscience isn’t a high school vocabulary term to be discarded once they’re elected to office – must forcibly insist that her memory be honored, nay, overtly exploited for the sake of a worthwhile agenda.

Specifically, an agenda of public safety in this city.

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6,486

Gospel Bird's Eric Morris nixes Concrete Jungle concept, opts for seafood, seafood and more seafood at his new restaurant at 324 E. Main in New Albany.


So, what’s coming to 324 E. Main Street in 2017 is (WORKING TITLE), a fresh seafood grill with a raw bar, including a rooftop bar overlooking the Ohio River. Think of it as a comfortable niche between fast food and the high end. It’ll be a family-style approach and a very casual place, with most dishes served in baskets and buckets, with a price point to match. The same goes for great beers and the sort of bar program you’d expect from us.


Did I mention how much fun it is to scoop the Hansonator?

Goodbye to 2016: Boy, that sure felt good, or "Bring Back the Potty Police."


Words fail me.



"Some dude loads a burning rocket into his toilet. A tribute to Keith Moon."

Or Donald Trump.

Monday, December 26, 2016

Column numbers: Top Ten ON THE AVENUES for 2016.

Never forget.

Previously, we considered the column's origin.

From BEER MONEY at the Tribune to ON THE AVENUES at NAC -- how my weekly column came to be.

In ascending order, here are the Top Ten ON THE AVENUES posts of 2016, according to Blogger's page view metric.

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555 ... August 25, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: You won't believe what happens next.

Some of you know me as a blogger, a publican, an activist and a candidate. These tidy nouns somewhat cover the waterfront during the past 15 years or so, and yet they’re still an approximation. There’s a whole branch of philosophical study devoted to the proposition that we can’t know anything (or anyone) at all.

It occurs to me every time I attend a Redevelopment Commission meeting.

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580 ... July 14, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: Weeds, porch appliances and our civic Gospel of Appearances.

Rather, it always comes back to those Disneyesque exteriors. If only it/they/those looked better. If only miscreants existing at the fringe of shared standards might become better actors, more willing to play their roles, and eager to conform to ephemeral propriety. Can’t they at least try to look a little less unequal?

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625 ... May 19, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: Requiem for the bored.

It was another stellar day for auto-centrism in New Albany, and contrary to previous assurances, not a single egg was broken, Larry – just a random walker struck down, and never mentioned, not once, not by anyone in the room. She was probably too poor to afford a car -- right, Warren?

Tell me something. Exactly how does any of this make any of you proud of your jobs?

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642 ... May 26, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: On the crass exploitation and politicization of tragedy.

Perhaps then we’re all malcontents, each and every one of us, crassly exploiting tragedy for political purposes, whether it’s Marc Antony, the grieving Armenians pointing fingers at the Kremlin, Dr. King, human rights proponents memorializing Shepard – or a citizen like Lori Kay Sympson, who doesn’t want you to forget that her friend Chloe Allen was killed trying to cross a dangerous street in New Albany, where streets are kept dangerous due to crass exploitation – that’s right, for political purposes.

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672 ... June 30, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: Irv Stumler screams, "We don't deserve two-way streets!"

I'll apologize in advance, because it's going to take a while to come to the point. This is necessary, because I don't believe New Albany deserves to be hectored, degraded and held hostage by superannuated fools. Let's jump straight into the deep end.

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677 ... June 16, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: When the engineer uttered that scandalous word aloud, it was like Christmas in June.

Jeff Gahan hasn’t referenced “CONGESTION” for attribution. Not one peep from the collective Board of Works. Redevelopment? Mum. But the functionary from Clark Dietz did, and good for him. Now, I’m not sure why this happened. Perhaps Christmas is our Günter Schabowski, the East German media liaison whose confusion over hastily scribbled notes led to an inadvertent announcement that brought down the Berlin Wall in 1989.

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683 ... June 23, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: There's no business like no business, and it's none of your business.

Business porn is where good writing goes to die, condemned to sadistic asphyxiation in the service of coded buzz-speak and greasy greenback envy of the sort that only a One Southern Indiana oligarchy fetishist truly can appreciate when curled up in pajamas by the stock market ticker, with an ice-cold Bud Light Lime and a box of handy tissues – doused in aloe, of course.

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761 ... June 9, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: High atop Summit Springs with friends (and relatives) in low places.

In March, no one knew that Summit Springs was about to rise from the dead. No one knew that when it did, the city already had executed a deft 180-degree turn, ditched a three-year lawsuit faster than a used condom, and claimed a piece of the action, boastfully deploying that most exhausted of bromides, “public-private partnership,” to explain the turnabout.

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762 ... December 8, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: It’s never too late to beer all over again.

Beer was my full-time job for 25 years, and it was part-time for a decade before. In many respects, beer has been my life, and while it is not my life at this precise moment, it remains important to me, enough so that lately I’ve been considering the potential terms of such an employment-based rapprochement, and during the year about to conclude, there have been more green lights than red.

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1,062 ... July 28, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: An imaginary exercise tentatively called The Curmudgeon Free House.

While it is true that I’ve often railed against cults of personality in the local political realm, and pined for the seemingly unreachable ideal of teamwork and multiple minds coming together, what I'm imagining here is a small, sustainable specialty beer café, not a multi-million-dollar City Hall filled with obscure departments and shuffling time servers.

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1,094 ... December 22, 2016
ON THE AVENUES: For New Albany’s Person of the Year, the timeless words of Mother Jones: “Pray for the dead, and fight like hell for the living.”

A distracted, negligent or otherwise rotten driver hit (Chloe Allen), and she died. Of course the driver wasn’t charged, because the firebrand ideological appendage Keith Henderson evidently saw no potential for a book deal in the wake of her passing, and in the weeks following her death, New Albany City Hall contracted a severe and abiding case of laryngitis.

It remains a telling silence induced by pure, pitiful, bottomless cowardice.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

A 6-pack of the most read SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS columns of 2016.


On January 9, 2016, SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS debuted at NA Confidential. The very first installment set the tone for the series: Autodidacticism ... and a biography of the poet Ezra Pound. The column hasn't missed a week since then, and page views have tripled since the inception. You see ...

Thankfully, even if one toils for the Genius of the Flood Plain, a healthy vocabulary isn't about intimidation through erudition. Not at all. Rather, it's about selecting the right word and using it correctly, whatever one's pay grade or station in life.

In ascending order, here are the Top Six posts of the year, according to Blogger's page view metric.

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396
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: 20 cherished ways to say "you’re fired."

Personally, I prefer old standbys like canned, sacked, axed and shit-canned, but the story is here, and you can decide for yourself.

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415
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Prediction or prophecy?

The bold red words in the preceding paragraph were written last Wednesday, two days before an 83-year-old woman crossing the street was struck by a woman driving a truck, and died the next day of her injuries.

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457 (tie)
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Midden.

Our word today is midden, a noun that refers to a dunghill or refuse heap. Synonyms include muckheap, muckhill and dunghill. Middens are especially cherished by archaeologists, who learn about the past by analyzing waste.

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457 (tie)
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Detritus, with a nod toward the charnel house.

“Our world, like a charnel-house, is strewn with the detritus of dead epochs.”
― Le Corbusier, Towards a New Architecture

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465
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Sardonic.

The adjective "sardonic" is a perennial favorite, and one that lies very close to the front of any responsible New Gahanian resident's Book of How to Cope.

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473
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Camarilla, though stopping short of Camarillo Brillo.

"Citizens thought these public works projects were meant to improve fundamental infrastructure, but unfortunately, they were concocted by a shadowy municipal camarilla, which sought little more than to wet its collective beak in the largess."

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486
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Fun with British phrases.

This week, something sure to baffle the Disney devotees. You must click through to read them all, though number three is provided; the American variant probably is "all hat, no cattle." Can you think of any local examples of trouserlessness?

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506
SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Sycophant.

Today's word is sycophant, one of my personal favorites. Note the preferred pronunciation: SICK-uh-funt, or thereabouts. At the same time, you'll occasionally encounter a PSYCHO-funt, but usually only at Democratic Party costume balls.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

ASK THE BORED: A 6-pack of BOW's top-scoring posts of the year at NA Confidential, as we try our best to forget them.

Of all posts this year tagged "Board of Public Works and Safety" or "Board of Public Works," these are the top six, according to Blogger's page view metric.

At its most basic, this board channels public financing of works. The chairman is Warren Nash, former Democratic Party tribal chieftain, who is there only because six decades of experience greasing wheels ensures that no campaign finance slush goes unslung. The abacus fairly sweats, and the rubber always meets the freshly paved road.

(The other two board members are Mickey Thompson, the street department commissioner, and Cheryl Cotner-Bailey, the mayor’s secretary and wife of the police chief.)

As for safety, yes, the word is mentioned every now and then, about as often as I concede to savoring the full, rich flavor of Bud Light.


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No decision has been reached on new Street Piano Project, says Board of Works and Public Safety.


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ASK THE BORED: Can we all have a banner atop the levee, or just the school corporation?

I've had several reader questions about the NAFC schools banner currently hanging on degraded remains of the structure atop the levee by the amphitheater. Because I'll be out of town, I cannot attend this week's BOW meeting and ask them. Perhaps someone else will.

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613
I asked about bicycle racks, and have been directed to CM Barksdale and the Redevelopment Commission.

"Will the Bored of Works be placing bicycle racks on sidewalks, and if so, will it finalize the bike racks before or after the results come back from HWC Engineering's two-way street design and engineering study?"

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617
ON THE AVENUES: Requiem for the bored.

It was another stellar day for auto-centrism in New Albany, and contrary to previous assurances, not a single egg was broken, Larry – just a random walker struck down, and never mentioned, not once, not by anyone in the room. She was probably too poor to afford a car -- right, Warren?

Tell me something.

Exactly how does any of this make any of you proud of your jobs?

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650
Two Way Streets now? Finally? Gahan sets the bar as low as humanly possible and somehow clears it, as BOW opts for a rational street grid.

In the worst kept secret since the Electoral College sucks, the Board of Works voted today to adopt Option B, which restores two-way traffic to Elm, Spring, Market, Bank and Pearl, though at the considerable and heart-rending expense of gutting most of consultant Jeff Speck's worthiest proposals for bicycling lanes and parking innovations on these and other subsequently omitted streets (State and Vincennes most glaringly).

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670
ON THE AVENUES: When the engineer uttered that scandalous word aloud, it was like Christmas in June.

There’ll be even more delays, snarls and slowdowns when toll evasion begins, even though INDOT predicts these disruptions will be brief (one month or less), and the overarching point everyone at BOW needs to grasp is this revamped section of Spring between Silver Creek and Vincennes is intended to be a check valve, to do exactly this – this process, this choking off … to willfully cause … CONGESTION.

Friday, December 02, 2016

Top Ten posts at NA Confidential for November, 2016.

No. 1: Him Gentleman's Boutique on Pearl Street.

No. 2: New eats (Lady Trons's) coming to old Little Chef. 

Thanks for reading NA Confidential, where we enjoy burrowing beneath the headlines to offer unique local perspectives. November continued a recent trend in heightened readership, testifying to a keen interest in local stories, perhaps because they're being chronically under-served elsewhere.

The list begins with fifteen "honorable mention" posts, before concluding with the Top Ten, escalating to No. 1. Stats are derived from Google's internal numbers listings.

FIFTEEN HONORABLE MENTION

350

America's "empire of chaos," a cannon now turned inward and pointed at YOU, lord.


353

There is wisdom in NYC restaurateur Danny Meyer’s post-election letter to his employees.


354 (tie)

ON THE AVENUES: Kind-a full-a you know what, but now we're going to find out whether Jeff Gahan has any cattle under his hat.


354 (tie)

Mike Rowe's election analysis: We're trying to lick a cat without actually putting our tongues on it.


357

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: 20 cherished ways to say "you’re fired."


362

One Southern Indiana seeks roadside assistance as "Indianapolis Voters Overwhelmingly Pass Nation's First Income Tax for Transit."


364

True, although Uncle Walt had a better year in 2016 -- and he's been dead since 1966.


372

"The real triumph of (neoliberalism) was not its capture of the right, but its colonization of parties that once stood for everything Hayek detested."


375

Our big fat Hibbardendum emerges fully erect: If all them Democrats got beat, how did they manage this tax increase?


387

When CM Caesar begins praising walkability downtown, you know a space alien has occupied his body.


391

Update: The Bored meets, except for me and my monkey. Can someone loan me a code talker?


402

Georgetown, look not to NA's Bicentennial Park as a harbinger of revitalization. Beak-wetting? That's another matter entirely.


417

ON THE AVENUES: Don't be a Dickey, local Democrats. The verdict is in, and it's time for a change.


431

The next downtown merchant meeting is tomorrow morning (Tuesday, Nov. 15) at Sorg's Sport & Wellness.


437

Rice Bowl Korean Restaurant is a delightful addition to New Albany's diverse dining scene.


453

WITHIN CITY LIMITS: Episode XIII, This Isn’t the Article I Expected to Write.


TOP TEN

477

A Plan Commission docket heavy on lurid construction porn, but isn't hardcore past its prime?


479

ASK THE BORED: This week they're being more secretive than usual. Wonder why?


507

Pillsbury plant purchased; Team Gahan livid at press release snub. In other news, sun set to rise tomorrow morning.


548

As of Tuesday's epic Democratic fail, Gahan's a bigger fish in a smaller pond -- and Dickey's looking for a food taster.


559

Floyd County government and illegal dumping: Who knew, and when did they know it?


600

"For the decent straight men who are angered by a Trump presidency, four things you can do to help us all."


616

Two Way Streets now? Finally? Gahan sets the bar as low as humanly possible and somehow clears it, as BOW opts for a rational street grid.


864

R.I.P. Mick Neely.


3,523

The old Little Chef/Coqui's is the new Lady Tron's, coming soon, with a whole new color scheme.


3,619

Him Gentleman's Boutique grand opening is Monday, November 14.


Friday, November 04, 2016

Top Ten posts at NA Confidential for October, 2016.

It wasn't even close, folks -- you LOVED the newly painted Honey Creme. 

Thanks for reading NA Confidential, where we enjoy burrowing beneath the headlines to offer unique local perspectives. October continued a recent trend in heightened readership, testifying to a keen interest in local stories, perhaps because they're being chronically under-served elsewhere.

The list begins with five "honorable mention" posts, before concluding with the Top Ten, escalating to No. 1. Stats are derived from Google's internal numbers listings.

FIVE HONORABLE MENTION

396

Indie food & drink behind the booths: Floyd County Brewing Company and Habana Blues.


404

Clear Cut New Albany: Down go the first three of Judge Cody's street trees. Lord, how I detest this place at times.


412

"They just killed my business" ... and other incredible tales as "Harvest Homecoming creates parking dilemma at Underground Station."


414

ON THE AVENUES: They're coming to take me away.


428

Pre-election striping: By Mayor Gahan's usual standards, this ALMOST qualifies as political courage.


TOP TEN

437

WITHIN CITY LIMITS: Episode XI, What Have I Been Up To?


454

BREAKING: City of New Albany transitioning to new civic identity as HarvestHomeComingStan.


468

Jeff Speck on HWC Engineering's bicycle-free, two-way streets abortion: "I guess that's what you get when you ask engineers who do not value biking to change a plan."


469

Coqui's Cafe will regroup and relocate: "We have outgrown our little diner on the corner of Bank and Market. Sunday was our last day at that location."


483

A reminder: Biers on Parade, today, 2 - 6 p.m. at the Farmers Market.


527

Guest columnist Nick Vaughn: We must stand together and renounce Donald Trump.


587

The impending grandeur of breaking wind (or, All About The Breakwater).


670

Upper Spring work continues as drivers somehow manage to pay attention in spite of their boiling anger.


767

Preview: 410 Bakery coming to 140 East Main Street in downtown New Albany.


2,079

See the sweet new public doughnut art at NA's classic Honey Creme Donuts.