"Maybe it's time for Lil Steve to put down his guitar, cut his hair and shave, so he can clean this city up."
Submitted by none other than Freedom to Screech's own trognonymous non-professor! And here we though she wasn't reading. Contest entries are still being accepted, but Erika obviously has pulled ahead of IAH. Submit your witticism here: It's time for another city council caption contest!
Previously: Caption contest: What Otis said.