Sunday, October 04, 2015

Baylor for Mayor announces Economical Prayer Service for Thursday, October 8.

This is too good of an idea to let pass. Thank you, LDP. You are a twisted and brilliant thinker.

I hereby propose that you and the other mayoral candidates hold an 'Economical Prayer Service' on Thursday following the Ecumenical Prayer Service for Harvest Homecoming. We can all pray that Jeff Gahan will learn about how an economy works* or that someone will be elected that actually knows what they are doing.

*Namely: how to support local business, how to bring jobs to your own city instead of neighboring ones, how infrastructure works, and how to actually help the needy/working class in your community instead of building puddles to splash in.

The only question is where to hold this vital service.

Seeing as Harvest Homecoming will be at full volume, I'm suggesting the corner of 5th and Spring, by the Coyle site, at 1:00 p.m. on the 8th -- flasks mandatory.

1 comment:

ecology warrior said...

Come on now, I hear Gahan is a very spiritual man and has started attending mass just this election year.