Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Mute balsa agony amid luxurious rabbit hutch erections as bicyclists and walkers fend for themselves.


Pressboard makers of America, unite. You too can hang your ladders by nocturnal crane -- not that the neighborhood has a crime problem or anything.


Break Wind Lofts at Duggins Flats is coming long swimmingly, and -- wait, what's THAT?


Ah, yes. The middle-of-the-block "bikes merge" sign.

Cyclists, merge into THIS:


Do you feel safer yet?

Mayor Gahan is doing his best to ignore church-state separation, so bone up on your prayers. They'll probably be the most effective traffic calming strategy in Race Through City.

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Sardonic.

Welcome to another installment of SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS, a regular Wednesday feature at NA Confidential.

But why all these new words?

Why not the old, familiar, comforting words, like the ones you're sure to hear at Democratic Party fundraising bowl-a-thons?

It's because a healthy vocabulary isn't about intimidation through erudition. Rather, it's about selecting the right word and using it correctly, whatever one's pay grade or station in life.

Even remuneration-engorged municipal corporate attorneys are eligible for this enlightening expansion of personal horizons, and really, as we await an explanation that will never come as to why City Hall insists on awarding no-bid monopolies to Louisville companies, when our own community has the know-how to do it ourselves, all we have is deadening stretches of down-low time -- and the opportunity to learn something, if we're so inclined.

The adjective "sardonic" is a perennial favorite, and one that lies very close to the front of any responsible New Gahanian resident's Book of How to Cope.

sardonic
[sahr-don-ik]

adjective

1. characterized by bitter or scornful derision; mocking; cynical; sneering.

Origin of sardonic
1630-40; alteration of earlier sardonian (influenced by French sardonique) < Latin sardoni(us) (< Greek sardónios of Sardinia) + -an; alluding to a Sardinian plant which when eaten was supposed to produce convulsive laughter ending in death.

It's almost a default condition among the ruled.

"I flashed a sardonic grin when my councilman referred to me as a malcontent, and reminded him that his undemocratic principles were showing."

More about the renovation of that building where Abe's Rental used to be.


As noted yesterday, the art deco building at 140 E. Main Street finally has been sold after years of vacancy, and is being renovated.

You know, that building where Abe's Rental used to be (140 E Main St).


Many of us know it as the place where Abe's Rental used to be, but it originally was a service station (above) and a Sears auto center. Yesterday the roof was swarming with workers.



Here is an aerial view, and the plan for overhaul, for which the developer will be spending around $120,000. Potential uses are commercial, as offices, restaurant or cafe. Not much is clear beyond the renovation itself, which will bring a genuinely unique property back into play.



Now, about those streets ...

Why we fight: In 2014, Jeff Speck told us how street design impacts our city.

The former Something Different Auction House gets a Carter-inspired makeover.



On October 1, 2011, something different happened.

There's still more, because on the 1st, NABC will be selling progressive pints at a first-time, community-oriented pig roast (with burgers and hot dogs) at Dan Coffey's Something Different II Auction House, beginning when the (Harvest Homecoming) parade ends, approximately 2:00 p.m. It is located by the levee at 33 E. 3rd Street, just a couple blocks away from Bank Street Brewhouse, and all are invited.

Here's how it looked in 2011.


I didn't realize until yesterday that Carter Management Company purchased the building, then completely gutted it, and has commenced the rebuild. It is believed a tenant is in line.

Maybe some day we'll have a walkable street grid to add value to investments like this, and not lower it.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

"If this isn't the end for the Republican Party, it'll be a shame. They dominated American political life for 50 years and were never anything but monsters."

Chaplin, via Wikipedia. 

For the section below, alone.

R.I.P., GOP: How Trump Is Killing the Republican Party, by Matt Taibbi (Rolling Stone)

Donald Trump crushed 16 GOP opponents in one of the most appalling, vicious campaigns in history. His next victim? The entire Republican Party.

... In the weeks surrounding Cruz's cat-fart of a surrender in Indiana, party luminaries began the predictably Soviet process of coalescing around the once-despised new ruler. Trump endorsements of varying degrees of sincerity spilled in from the likes of Dick Cheney, Bob Dole, Mitch McConnell and even John McCain.

Having not recently suffered a revolution or a foreign-military occupation, Americans haven't seen this phenomenon much, but the effortless treason of top-tier Republicans once Trump locked up the nomination was the most predictable part of this story. Politicians, particularly this group, are like crackheads: You can get them to debase themselves completely for whatever's in your pocket, even if it's just lint.

That's why the first rule of any revolution is to wipe out the intellectuals. Trump is surely already dreaming of the vast logging camp he will fill with the Republican thinkfluencers who are at the moment making a show of being the last holdouts.

Matt Chalfant's infill construction at 137 E. Spring -- you know, where the Horseshoe Bar used to be.


It has quickly progressed from nothing to something.


Unsubsidized, entrepreneur-driven infill -- in downtown New Albany, though without sewer tap-in waivers.  Wow.

This lot has remained in a state of gravel since the Horseshoe Bar decided to fall to the ground one night in the 1990s. Here's a view of the bar in 1988, from the online.com/photo/FFC20873-8C67-405A-B18B-002037089514">Indiana History Room Archives.


I'm told this will become an office, not a bar.

Filling the holes in the streetscape? I'm for it, though expect to hear wails of anguish -- dude, we're losing six parking spaces!

Hello. They're crashes. Don’t call them accidents anymore. Thank you.


Janette Sadik-Khan, author of Street Fight: Handbook for an Urban Revolution, tweeted a link to this article.

It's no "accident" that we've excused crashes for decades. Our word choices matter – let's adopt the language of life.

"Roadway fatalities are soaring at a rate not seen in 50 years, resulting from crashes, collisions and other incidents caused by drivers."

Words indeed matter, as when my council representative imagines he belongs to a "progressive" political party.


It’s No Accident: Advocates Want to Speak of Car ‘Crashes’ Instead, by Matt Richtel (New York Times)

Roadway fatalities are soaring at a rate not seen in 50 years, resulting from crashes, collisions and other incidents caused by drivers.

Just don’t call them accidents anymore.

That is the position of a growing number of safety advocates, including grass-roots groups, federal officials and state and local leaders across the country. They are campaigning to change a 100-year-old mentality that they say trivializes the single most common cause of traffic incidents: human error.

“When you use the word ‘accident,’ it’s like, ‘God made it happen,’ ” Mark Rosekind, the head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, said at a driver safety conference this month at the Harvard School of Public Health.

“In our society,” he added, “language can be everything.”

Almost all crashes stem from driver behavior like drinking, distracted driving and other risky activity. About 6 percent are caused by vehicle malfunctions, weather and other factors.

You know, that building where Abe's Rental used to be (140 E Main St).


"Downtown New Albany- SOLD!! 140 E Main St gets a new owner and soon will have a tenant. Watch here for more." -- Mike Kopp on Twitter

It's been vacant at least 13 years. According to the historic building folks ...

Direct Oil Service Station
140 East Main Street
New Albany, IN 47150

Designed by Louisville firm Sullivan and Cozart, this Art Deco gem was built in 1929 for Harry Goulding, for use as a service station. It remained in the Goulding family until 2003.

Later it was a Sears auto service center, then Abe's Rental.

The building appeared recently in an on-line real estate listing at $385,000 (cached). This is less than what I'd heard was being asked. The Green Mouse is told that the buyer also owns the Elias Ayres Building, next door at 134 E. Main.

Monday, May 23, 2016

Just another city worker on the clock smoothing Graceland's banner for Vacation Bible School.

Photo given appropriately backwards 1960-era processing for full comedic effect.
Who knew that the $3 million Main Street Beautification Project would be the arena for touting one church's vacation bible school, all the better to lob more spittle in the direction of church-state separation?

New Gahania: It's where you want to pray.

Not since the flag-sucking back in '84 has there been anything remotely like the nightly ladder-hoist.


We don't know why they're hanging ladders in effigy each evening at the Break Wind Lofts at Duggins Flats, but it might have something to do with ladders being more valuable than balsa.

The flag-sucking?

It's been largely forgotten, though back in the day we used to gather at dusk outside Scoreboard Liquors and watch as the timer activated the pulley inside the Federal Building's automated flagpole and sucked the American flag inside the pole for the night.

It was more fun than Pac-Man.

Lending a hand to Gregg Seidl: "Moving Toward What I Am Meant to Do."


Many of you know Gregg Seidl.

Moving Toward What I Am Meant to Do

Thanks for taking the time to read and consider this request.

I was born and raised in the city of New Albany, Indiana, and other than four years I honorably served in the United States Marine Corps, I have lived in or near this city all of my life.

You probably know Gregg from his haunted history tours.

In 2009, I began hosting my own haunted history tours in New Albany, and they have been well received. I have been featured several times in local newspapers and on television, and the tours have always been popular. Here's a link to the FB page I created about my "Nefarious New Albany Haunted History" tours.

Gregg has a life-altering opportunity.

I have been offered a job in Savannah, Georgia that has full benefits, great wages, and, best of all, is a job that will allow me to utilize my talents to their fullest while earning a decent living.
In a nutshell, Gregg is at gofundme to raise funds for relocation to Savannah. Granted, there are numerous worthy causes in the world, and it is your decision when it comes to prioritizing them. '

My only comment is that during times when apathy is so pervasive, Gregg has been a tireless advocate of New Albany. It doesn't mean I agree with his stance on every issue, and I'm sure the same is true of him. It means that history and teaching matter.

We've helped, and I urge you to consider doing so.

City Hall approves heroic "Statue of Disdain" branding symbol for Summit Springs.


Yet another public-private partnership from the same people who brought you Break Wind Lofts at Duggins Flats.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Updated New Albany Craft Beer Week Calendar, 2016.


Kindly be reminded that there'll be daily postings at the New Albany Craft Beer Week blog through June 5. Here's the schedule; there are some good events, and maybe more to come.

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New Albany Craft Beer Week Calendar, 2016

Sunday, May 29
Boomtown Ball & Festival
A New Albanian Brewing Company beer and others will be available for purchase.

Tuesday, May 31
Beer dinner at Gospel Bird with Falls City Beer (details TBA)

Wednesday, June 1
Surf & Turf Tap Takeover (Sierra Nevada and The Exchange)

Thursday, June 2
Monty PINT-thon Night at Floyd County Brewing Company

Saturday, June 4
Keg Liquors Fest of Ale
100+ Breweries, 7 Craft Beer Distributors, 8 Fine Wine Distributors, over 250 craft and import beers, wine, food, charity raffle and more.

Saturday, June 4
The official Keg Liquors Fest of Ale after party will take place at The Exchange pub + kitchen.

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Kurt Wallander and Nordic Noir.


Detective fiction isn't my bag, but I've seen a few of the Kenneth Branagh episodes of Wallander, and my curiosity currently has an eyebrow cocked. I may need to look into this, after finishing the other 15 books currently stacked atop the table.

After all, Nero Wolfe's Archie Goodwin and Inspector Morse are great favorites.

Detective fiction: A farewell to Kurt Wallander (probably), by N.E. (The Economist)

LONG before Stieg Larsson and Jo Nesbo turned Nordic Noir into a global brand and staying in to watch foreign dramas on television became a global obsession, Detective Kurt Wallander stumbled through the streets of a small town in Sweden. A middle aged, ordinary man, he gave readers an appetite for flawed detectives working cases in cold climes where the finger of responsibility is usually pointed at society.

The Wallander novels, created by Henning Mankell (who sadly passed away last year), have sold tens of millions of copies all over the world. The character has been incarnated into two separate Swedish television series, as well as a British version—the final series of which will air on the BBC in May. Mankell opened the door for multitudes of other writers from the region, and his Wallander encouraged small screen manifestations of Nordic Noir that we see in the shape of “The Killing”, “The Bridge” and “Follow The Money”.

What is remarkable about Wallander— and key to his popularity—is just how unremarkable he is.

We've heard of stripper poles, but this sidewalk pole is a marvel of genuine INDOT innovation.


NA Confidential tends to restrict its gaze to New Albany, but when the Green Mouse received this photograph from a Georgetown resident, it seemed too weirdly instructive to ignore. The submission is appreciated.

It is at the corner of Walts Road. INDOT is paving the highway through Georgetown. Under Title 5 they have to put in ramps. Georgetown has nothing to do with (the pole). It is all on INDOT. My guess is if they can get away with this they will, hoping that when all said and done Georgetown will have to go to the expense to get it moved.

Goodness gracious, even John Rosenbarger hasn't commissioned anything this bizarre. INDOT can be inspiration, all right, as in this recent New Albany episode.

City engineer Larry Summers and INDOT explain why there is no crosswalk at Main and W. 1st Streets (1 of 2).


It reminds me of the old saying in the USSR during Stalin's rule:

"Engineers -- can't live with 'em, but there's always Siberia."

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Why we fight: In 2014, Jeff Speck told us how street design impacts our city.


Following is Jeff Speck's preface to his New Albany Downtown Street Network Proposal. It has been featured here previously, but it never hurts to have a refresher.

Or to actually read it.

As you are doing so, bear in mind the mind-numbing pervasiveness of City Hall's failure to date.

In which we catch Jeff Gahan in a flagrant, bald-faced lie about city streets, bridge tolls, and his city's non-readiness (Feb 2016).


"Gahan said he doesn't expect the project to be complete until after the bridges start tolling."

Speck: "It will be considerably easier to accomplish prior to the 2016 tolling changes."

The ineptitude starts at the top, with Daddy Parkbucks. What we have here is a failure to prioritize -- and this comes as no surprise, does it?

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Two Futures

Literally and figuratively, New Albany is at a crossroads. Significant changes, likely positive and negative, are underway. On the positive side, demographic shifts are powering a national resurgence of downtowns nationwide, and smaller historic centers like New Albany’s are demonstrating a newfound capacity to attract new residents and businesses. On the negative side, a new Indiana DOT pricing regime for Ohio River crossings, in which the Sherman Minton Bridge remains the region’s only un-tolled interstate path across the river, threatens to blight the downtown with a dramatic upsurge in what is already a burdensome amount of pass-through traffic.

Historically, traffic has been good for American downtowns. Indeed, many downtowns came into being because of it. However, a century of automobility has taught us that the form that traffic takes—the way it is shaped by local streets and roads—is the principal determinant of the fortune of the cities through which it passes. To illustrate with two extreme examples: plowing an elevated interstate through a city center, with no off ramps, can be expected to have a catastrophic impact on local property value, while welcoming vehicles along a tree-lined main street has been the very foundation of many a community’s success.

These two examples bookend a continuum of choices that cities can make about how their streets are designed and organized. While a relatively convenient flow of traffic is essential to a community’s vitality, allowing one or many downtown streets to hold traffic of inordinately high volume or speed is certain to undermine that vitality. For this reason, the more effectively a city is able to distribute its traffic through a robust network of thoroughfares, and the more each of these thoroughfares resembles a main street rather than a highway, the more auspicious that city’s future is likely to be.

Along that continuum from main street to highway, a key threshold is the transition from two-way to one-way flow. Because one-way streets provide passing lanes and eliminate opposing traffic, they encourage higher-speed driving and create a more highway-like environment for properties along them. They also undermine the robustness of the street network, by providing drivers fewer choices regarding their paths of travel. It is principally for these reasons that the introduction of one-way street networks to many urban centers in the mid-20th century has been associated with the precipitous decline of those centers, and explains why many American downtowns have been reverted back to two-way traffic, with celebrated results.

A second important threshold is the transition between two-lane and four-lane travel, for the similar reason that it introduces passing lanes, encouraging driver behavior that is not compatible with downtown pedestrian activity. Especially where traffic volumes do not demand the presence of additional lanes, their presence—and the additional road width that they create—push urban thoroughfares well down the continuum from main street to highway, with unsurprising results.

For this reason, it is essential that downtown street networks be designed based upon the amount of traffic that they experience rather than in anticipation of larger volumes. This is particularly the case when a community is threatened by an onslaught of new traffic as is feared from the new INDOT tolling regime. A street system that is designed around higher-volume and higher-speed traffic can be expected to quickly receive this traffic—especially trucks, whose drivers are keenly sensitive to the time and cost of travel.

In contrast, a street system that is designed to accept reasonable volumes at reasonable speeds is likely a city’s only defense against the noxious impacts of pass-through traffic.

This premise is not always an easy one to accept; nobody likes congestion or wants more of it. Therefore, it is important to lay out New Albany’s choices honestly. Decades of experience in other communities suggests that the City must choose between two futures: one with somewhat more peak-hour congestion at reasonable speeds, and one with considerably more car and truck traffic at high speeds. If the principal purpose of the City’s downtown street network is the vitality of New Albany, then the choice is clear.

Social Impacts of Street Design

This discussion takes place in a larger context, in which the reshaping of the American built environment around the automobile has been associated with a marked decline in the health of our population, especially children. As will be discussed ahead, the elimination of the “useful walk” from the lives of our youth has helped to create the first generation of children who are expected to live shorter lives than their parents. Almost nowhere is this more worrisome than in the Louisville region, which was recently ranked 49th out of the US’s 50th largest US metros in the ACSM (American College of Sports Medicine) American Fitness Index.

In New Albany, this status is only being further undermined by a County-wide school system that is closing walkable neighborhood schools in pursuit of a suburban model of fewer, larger facilities, mostly unreachable on foot. This effort is characterized by the recent shuttering of Silver Street Elementary, an older school that was walkable, diverse, and highly regarded; President Bush had visited there and called it a shining example of his no-child-left-behind agenda.

Against this backdrop, New Albany has the opportunity to encourage more healthy lifestyles by embracing national trends towards downtown living, walkability, and cycling. In pursuing those objectives, nothing is more significant that the design of downtown streets. When sized and oriented to welcome traffic of the proper volume and speed, thoroughfares encourage “active transportation” on foot and bicycle, while naturally providing more room for it. Excess driving lanes become available for other use, such as on-street parking and cycle lanes—the former essential to local businesses, and the latter much in demand by would-be downtown residents. Indeed, bike lanes, while a benefit in their own right, are often recommended to serve a different purpose: narrowing oversized driving lanes to a normal width to limit dangerous speeding.

What This Report Is and Isn’t

With an understanding that proper streets are key to New Albany’s future, this Proposal has been commissioned to consider the organization of the downtown street network and the design of all downtown streets. It focuses on the City’s historic core, roughly from W. 10th Street to Vincennes Avenue and from Culbertson Avenue to the River, but also extends eastward to Silver Creek along its principal East-West corridors, as well as northward along State Street to Floyd Memorial Hospital. With a focus on national best practices in network planning and street design, it proposes an almost comprehensive reintroduction of two-way travel, modifications to the current regime of traffic signals, and new curb-to-curb configurations for every street for which improvement is possible.

In the interest of economy, almost every recommendation pertains to striping and signalization rather than reconstruction. The principal study area is bounded by W. 10th Street to the west, Silver Creek to the East, Culbertson Avenue to the north, and the Ohio River to the south. This Proposal is a planning document and not an engineering document. It does not provide technical drawings or cost estimates. Nor does it specify priorities, though it can be said that the modified Ohio River bridge tolling regime, due in 2016, will make eastwest transformations a high priority. Determining a proper schedule for the recommended changes will constitute a larger project determined by the availability of federal, state, and local funds. Finally, this report does not try to address traffic safety comprehensively; such an effort has recently been initiated citywide as an independent effort.

Instead, this Proposal, after reviewing some of the most compelling reasons for making New Albany more walkable, lays out ten criteria that are understood to have the greatest influence on the safety of downtown street networks. As each criteria is discussed, and best practices described, specific recommendations for New Albany that arise from them are enumerated. A final section, the longest, describes redesigns recommended for every street within the study area for which change makes sense. Where a significant reconfiguration is recommended, illustrations are provided as well. In some cases, where more than one good solution exists, multiple alternatives are provided.

In every section, this Proposal attempts to explain fully the reasoning behind its recommendations. However, because each section builds from the ones prior, those attempting to implement this Proposal are advised to read it in its entirety. It is submitted with confidence that downtown New Albany, by welcoming traffic on its own terms, can redirect current developments and challenges to its own long-term advantage.

A Mandate for Action

New Albany has good bones to become a more walkable place: an efficient street network of small blocks, a healthy balance of land uses, and an improving downtown retail district surrounded by neighborhoods of character. The national website walkscore.org awards some close-in areas a rating of nearly 80 (out of 100). But New Albany can cultivate a truly excellent, walkable environment with limited, strategic changes and reasonable investments while still fully accommodating automobiles.

By metropolitan standards, the downtown grid system has almost no congestion, but it is in danger of receiving much more. The planned bridge tolling scheme threatens to undermine the downtown and its surrounding neighborhoods’ potential by injecting significantly more speeding traffic through the city. Prior to the construction of I-265 and the I-64 riverfront expressways, Spring Street was a state highway that carried more than 40,000 cars daily at its eastern segment. It now carries only 23,000 vehicles per day.

The new tolling scheme, scheduled to begin in 2016, threatens to re-convert Spring Street and other east-west thoroughfares into highways again, with a huge influx of car and truck traffic. This traffic can be expected to have a destructive impact on the downtown retail district, as well as its surrounding neighborhoods, unless the street network is modified to encourage less noxious driver behavior than is currently the norm. This report lays out a simple, limited-cost, and comprehensive proposal for this modification.

It will be considerably easier to accomplish prior to the 2016 tolling changes. Central to this proposal is the reversion of the downtown one-way grid back to two-way traffic, and the right-sizing of its component driving lanes (in number and width) to encourage the appropriate amount of traffic at the appropriate speed. These changes create the byproduct of increased opportunities for bicycling and on-street parking downtown, both beneficial to local businesses and residents. But these benefits must be understood as secondary to a primary goal: to allow New Albany to thrive in the face of an extraordinarily burdensome traffic regime.

Rage Against the Machine's Tom Morello captures the "submitting to authority" component of New Albany's zeitgeist.



I know, I know.

It's here, Shane. As for the interview at Rolling Stone ...

In a new interview for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, guitarist Tom Morello talked about the political nature of music. "100 percent of music is political. Music either supports the status quo or challenges the status quo. So every artist is political," Morello said.

"Now, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez probably don't identify as political artists, but their music – while often very entertaining and loved by their fan base – is the bread and circuses of our times," Morello added. "If you're not questioning authority, you're tacitly submitting to authority. And that's not to say I have a long list of booty-shaking jams on my iPod, and there's certainly a place for that, but I am also conscious of the fact that in my own work, that what you say and what you do matters."

Which helps to prove that just because you're a politician, it doesn't mean you're the only one allowed to be political.

Perhaps we can borrow a follower of Haile Selassie to say the invocation at a city council meeting.



To make a long story short, Haile Selassie was the emperor of Ethiopia from 1930 through 1974.

Faces Of Africa - Haile Selassie: The pillar of Ethiopia, part 1 & 2

Though he died almost four decades ago, Haile Selassie's legacy remains strong and valid. "Faces of Africa" sought to unearth the events and memories of the man who dared to confront The League of Nations, now UN, pleading for their support in conquering the Italians who were preparing to attack Ethiopia.

As biographical documentaries go, this one is hagiography (it's here, Shane). Only near the very end of the film is it noted that Haile Selassie failed to resolve many domestic issues, particularly a feudal rural economy. Economic dislocations borne of the 1973 oil crisis sealed his fate.

Two subsidiary matters are as interesting as the documentary itself.

First, its maker: CCTV Africa, the "African bureau of CCTV News, the English-language news channel run by Chinese state broadcaster China Central Television."

For David Bandurski of the China Media Project at Hong Kong University, CCTV Africa is part of China’s bid to beef up its “soft power” strategy, a notion that first emerged with President Hu Jintao in 2007 and aims to win influence abroad by appeal and exchanges rather than threats or force.

Second, perhaps the primary reason why Haile Selassie remains relevant outside of Ethiopia, four decades after his death.

Today, Haile Selassie is worshipped as God incarnate among followers of the Rastafari movement (taken from Haile Selassie's pre-imperial name Ras—meaning Head, a title equivalent to Duke—Tafari Makonnen), which emerged in Jamaica during the 1930s under the influence of Marcus Garvey's "Pan Africanism" movement.

Now you know.

For an even stiffer does of unquestioning worship, there's this.



Amazingly, the interwebz reveal exactly when it first aired.

The Lion of Judah, Tuesday's Documentary on BBC One London (22 June 1971; 21.20)

A film by Anthony de Lotbiniere

The story of a living legend - His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie, Emperor of Ethiopia

Tracing his descent from King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba this tiny old man now nearing 80 looks back on a reign that has brought Ethiopia out of the Dark Ages, and on a life which more than any other man's symbolises Africa's emergence into the 20th century.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Welcome to a masterpiece of satire: "Hitler Hears Bernie Sanders Won't Stand Down."



Thanks, RC. But I still like this one best.


WITHIN CITY LIMITS: Episode VIII, A Lesson in Compassionate Conservatism.

WITHIN CITY LIMITS: Episode VIII, A Lesson in Compassionate Conservatism.

By Nick Vaughn, Guest Columnist

There seems to be a common misconception now­a­days when it comes to combating poverty and homelessness and it is that government housing propagates laziness, and the only true way to combat homelessness and poverty is to essentially cut off all assistance to them to stop government dependence.

I genuinely disagree with this thought, yet some of our local representatives seem to think that simply cutting poor people out of the market with inflationary costs on goods and cutting off government assistance will magically end poverty and homelessness.

This ill-fated thought process is honestly the manifestation of a broken system, one that perpetuates not laziness, but numbness; a system designed to be a safety net when we need a safety trampoline that can launch our fellow citizens into a lifetime of prosperity regardless of their background, gender, or race.

I’ve said it many times and I will say it again. City/business job training partnerships are a time-tested and proven way of allowing people to get the proper training they need for good paying jobs. In essence, a job training partnership would be structured in a way that the city would give incentives to businesses for providing job training to those who fit a certain criteria (whether it be homeless, impoverished, etc.). But the partnerships cannot end there. The city should be hosting job fairs with business sponsors so that people who might not otherwise be able to find a decent paying job in any other way because of transportation, lack of internet, or not having any proper interview clothes.

I also think that the private sector should be able to have more freedom when conducting their business. Often times I hear from business owners that if their property taxes were just (x) amount of dollars lower they could hire one or two more employees. These are small businesses like Kolkin Coffee and Coqui’s Cafe, not large corporations, that could be adding a modest amount to the workforce.

If you did not think this issue was pressing I have some news for you. Floyd County will be losing at least $550,000 annually that would otherwise be going towards transitional housing programs. Statewide we will be feeling a $1.3 million cut to these community programs. According to the News and Tribune, “Locally, the cuts hit The Salvation Army, which is closing its 16-­unit housing program for now.” You can read more about that here:  http://www.newsandtribune.com/news/homeless-funding-cuts-hit-southern-indiana/article_e02a0278-1e06-11e6-89d6-4bc5ec40aa00.html

It is beyond time for our city to act to begin combating homelessness and poverty here. Some of the council members just do not get it and should be held accountable in 2019. Of course there is plenty of time for them to begin to enact real change and real programs that can begin to curb poverty and homelessness. We should not be aiming to cut poor people out of our market especially when nothing has even been done to help them in the first place (unless you count rants about tearing down HUD housing).

Again, I am extending my olive branch to the mayor and city council. Please email or call me and I would love to help you craft some programs that could be helpful to our homeless and impoverished community members.

And with that, I leave you with the quote of the day: “Overcoming poverty is not gesture of charity, it is an act of justice” -- Nelson Mandela.

(As a side note, I recommend you try both Kolkin (on Charlestown Road) and Coqui’s Cafe (on the corner of Market and Bank Streets). They are both delicious, locally owned businesses. I highlighted them because they are two of my favorite local eateries.)

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