Just another city worker on the clock smoothing Graceland's banner for Vacation Bible School.

Photo given appropriately backwards 1960-era processing for full comedic effect.

Who knew that the $3 million Main Street Beautification Project would be the arena for touting one church's vacation bible school, all the better to lob more spittle in the direction of church-state separation?

New Gahania: It's where you want to pray.