File under: Muscle memory, although "atrophy" is a more appropriate word.
It should come as no surprise that on the day after cooking school, the paper still is busy promoting it. This lends regrettable credence to a friend who predicted (or was it a prophecy?) ...
Don't you realize you'll soon see -
"The Return of The Son of The Cooking School"?
"Due to the recent success, we've decided to repeat the classes so those who couldn't attend … "
He's right, and we're probably doomed to another six months of irrelevance while waiting for the 'Bama pensioners to approve a New Albany beat reporter, but let's stumble forward with this:
PHOTO: SUV crashes into Jeffersonville home
But how did it get there without a driver? Did it roll across town?
Now, if I were to stroll up to the mayor's car and douse it with red paint, I'm guessing the banner wouldn't read "Paint can vandalizes mayor's car."
Or, to be more topical: "Kitchen utensils fashion the perfect souffle."
Although maybe they did. After all, never second-guess Bill Hanson's journalism auto-pilot.
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