Caption contest! Papa Ga's got a brand new bag, and he's fixin' to PREsent it.

The photo comes courtesy of Develop New Albany.

The scene is Gospel Bird's ribbon cutting, scheduled in the morning so as to avoid frightening customers during Happy Hour.

In the rear, you can see the Town Clock Church, being rebuilt in part with public money, while across the street are Bill "Shitlord" Allen's structures, becoming dilapidated without private money.

Main Street is two-way but non-calmed. The mayor's standard issue Soviet-era suit is freshly pressed and redolent of Bud Light.

Now, let's have a caption.