Showing posts with label TIF abuse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TIF abuse. Show all posts

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Researcher says: "In most cases around the country TIF did not fulfill its main goal of boosting economic development."


The reason why we're always talking about TIF?

  • TIF benefits are routinely exaggerated
  • TIF abets pay-to-play political patronage
  • TIF abuse shifts funding from schools and services to more speculative "public-private partnerships"
  • TIF expenditures typically are made by appointed boards, and consequently are not transparent

Because of the legal stipulation that TIF expenditures for property purchases above the appraised amount must come with approval by elected officials (as opposed to the usual appointed functionaries), city council will vote this evening on a resolution favoring the use of TIF funds by the Redevelopment Commission to purchase the moribund Colonial Manor shopping center from absentee owners.

Indiana law now makes clear that TIF is intended to fund infrastructure to promote development that would not occur but for the added infrastructure financed by the TIF revenues. Evidence that the development would not happen but for the establishment of the TIF district must be presented before the TIF district is approved. TIF is not meant as a source of revenue for responding to ongoing development, nor as a substitute for other sources of infrastructure funding. TIF districts are required to expire once the infrastructure bond is repaid. TIF is not meant as a permanent source of revenue for the enacting government.

It should be an interesting evening. The Green Mouse has tonight's tally at 4 council persons for, and 4 against, with Nanny Barksdale as the swing vote.

But is he really swinging?

Almost certainly not. Barksdale already has voted "aye" at Redevelopment for the Colonial Manor power play, and while nominally Republican, he's rubber-stamped Jeff Gahan's mega-spending almost as often as Greg Phipps (a Democrat).

This one's a done deal, so read why TIF shouldn't be.

The Trouble With TIF, by Tanvi Misra (CityLab)

Cities love to use Tax Increment Financing to boost development. Should they?

 ... After reviewing available research on the implementation and impacts of TIF, (Professor David) Merriman concludes that the mechanism, while helpful in some ways, leaves a lot to be desired.

“In the end, it can be a valuable mechanism,” he said. “It’s not something I’d like to get rid of—but it deserves a lot of scrutiny because public sector dollars are being re-routed into a different task, away from general purpose funds.”

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To understand what he means, let’s first explain how TIF works: When a city designates an area as a TIF district, the property value of all the real estate within its boundaries at that time is designated as the “base value.” This is the amount that, for a set amount of years after the fact, generates revenue through the city’s property tax process. Everything over and above that, through an increase in value of existing real estate and new development in that time frame, goes into a separate fund earmarked for economic development.

The city can then use this second pot of money to lure private investors with loans and subsidies for commercial projects, or to make public projects more attractive.

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Critics often charge that (TIF) funnels money out of the taxpayers’ pockets into a special fund that, by and large, works in a pretty opaque manner. While some of that money funds essential public works, much has also gone towards erecting new Whole Foods, renovating glitzy hotels, and building stadiums—the type of projects, one might argue, should not require such incentives. And the evidence Merriman analyzes suggest they may have a point. He shows that, in most cases around the country, the tool did not fulfill its main goal of boosting economic development.

“On average, [TIF] may be moving development from one part of the city to another, and changing the timing of the development, but there’s not more development than would have otherwise been made,” Merriman said.

In addition, this is a tool with several drawbacks. According to Merriman, TIFs might “capture” some tax revenue above the capped “base value” that may have been generated anyway through natural appreciation in property values if the TIF hadn’t been created. This is money that taxpayers might have otherwise paid directly towards an overlapping school district, or for public services. And while TIF is not a direct tax increase, it may lead to higher rates or service cuts elsewhere, if the city plans on bringing in the same general property tax revenue as before TIF.

“If property taxes are higher—if the rates are higher—then the TIF money has come of the taxpayer’s pocket,” Merriman said. “It’s a diversion in that way.”

In other words, TIF doesn’t exist in a vacuum. Like other tax incentive programs, it may have the adverse affect of creating competition between neighboring jurisdictions in a way that is not always beneficial—all for outcomes that are mixed, at best.

Perhaps the biggest concern with TIF, though, is that of transparency, because of the way this mechanism effectively bypasses the public municipal budget process.

“Once a TIF is created, the operation of a TIF receives less scrutiny than other spending,” Merriman said.


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Democratic mayoral candidate David White understands that change begins with a whole lotta scrubbing, and NA Confidential advocates just such a deep civic cleansing. 

After eight years on the job, Mayor Jeff Gahan's list of stunning "achievements" is long, indeed: tax increasesbudgetary hide 'n' seekself-deificationdaily hypocrisy, public housing takeovernon-transparencypay-to-play for no-bid contracts, bullying city residents and bullying city employees. Eight years is enough. It's time to drain Gahan's swamp, flush his ruling clique and take this city back from Gahan's Indy-based special interest donors. 


NA Confidential supports David White for Mayor in the Democratic Party primary, with voting now through May 7

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Elevation, segregation and hallucination as TIF-endental Meditation comes to a Parks Department Taj Mahal near you.


It was bound to happen, if for no other reason than cash flow(n), if not minds blown.

Silver Street Meditation


BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! -- Act now with a $100 contribution to Gahan for State Senate 2018, and you can meditate right along with the mayor (koozie not included).

BUT HE'S NOT FINISHED YET --Just imagine the fun when the megabuck aquatic center gets into the act, combining meditation and icy water sports to produce Polar Bear Pondering.

In an effort to take our minds off the abundant comedic and satirical possibilities of TIF-endantal Meditation at one or the other of our many multi-million dollar parks, let's give Team Gahan a few more words to consider. In fact, the lyrics read as a sort of mezcal-laced history of the Gahan administration.

This should keep them busy well into 2018.



Hallucinate
Desegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate

Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate

Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At ninety-eight we all rotate

Hallucinate
Desegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate

A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate

Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animals we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate

Liberate

Saturday, August 13, 2016

GOLDEN OLDIES: Mega-$$$ hologram improvement project in New Albany receives Redevelopment bond, as well as Dan's and Adam's approval.

豆贝尔维 克斯 吾艾 贼德

How much difference does a year make?

In the case of Jeff Gahan's expanding cult of personality, not much. However, Dan Coffey's trajectory once again has taken a radical turn. From being the mayor's faithful Man Friday, he's reoccupied center stage in the ranks of the opposition, quit the Democratic Party and declared his independence.

This too will change, but in the meantime, here's a reprise from June 24, 2015.

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NEW ALBANY — Chinese hologram manufacturer Guangzhou Swansong Electronics Co., Ltd. will be allowed to pay “back” up to $4.9 million for a 190,000-wavefront, security-encrypted, completely personalized mayoral re-election image generator with tax-increment financing funds based on a bond issuance approved initially by the New Albany Redevelopment Commission on Tuesday.

According to New Albany Oh So Common Council member Dan Coffey, the bond debt neither will have to be approved by the legislative body, nor reviewed at the redevelopment commission, because since all requisite prayers already have been offered, it would be insulting to both mayor and God to keep gabbing about something that’s already been decided.

“Everything is here. We’ve just got to move forward,” Coffey said.

“Obviously, any kind of talk about a bond issuance for mayoral holograms, you want to know about what kind of illusion it’s going to perpetuate for the bedazzlement of the sheep,” said redevelopment member and Democratic Party chairman Adam Dickey before detailing some of the potential benefits of the upgraded, true-to-life computer imagery, which imbues the mayor with almost human qualities.

The hologram is expected to have a $30 million impact on New Albany over the first five years of the development, and create more than 100 high-paying tech jobs in that time frame.

“This new and modern mimicry addresses New Albany’s long-time need for additional Jeff Gahans downtown,” Mayor Jeff Gahan stated in a news release after the meeting. “Our focus on the business of convincingly reproducing me will maintain my momentum for historic urban core growth in New Albany as it pertains to my ability to not be unduly inconvenienced by meetings, christenings and plaque dedications.”

The city has agreed to provide $500,000 in work and planning for the hologram. The hangar-sized warehouse necessary for the computerized equipment and slide projectors has also garnered a state tax credit worth up to $3.3 million.

The size of the hologram has grown, as the number of Gahans needed to read press releases has increased from 157 to 190. Guangzhou Swansong is expected to purchase additional property, including a neglected rental property nearby that was found to have a deadbeat owner who hadn’t maintained his direct debit payments to the Democratic Central Committee.

The $4.9 million bond would include the cost of haberdashers, financial advisers, makeup artists, bond counsel and other fees associated with the loan. The city will not pay additional funding for the hologram, but will allow the TIF revenue generated to be used by Guangzhou Swansong to pay back the debt.

David Duggins, director of economic development and redevelopment for the city, labeled the issuance a “boilerplate” bond note for re-election campaign expenses. The life of the bond is 20 years, and the city will be required to reserve debt service for the loan long after Gahan is soundly defeated in his coming attempt to oust Ron Grooms from the Indiana State Senate.

Earlier in Tuesday’s meeting, Duggins said the city’s TIF districts “are in excellent ideological shape,” with not a single acre allowed to sport Republican yard signs before May’s primary election.

The city took on an 18-year bond issuance worth $19.6 million to construct River Run Family Water Park, Silver Street Park, and to make improvements to Binford Park. The new family of Gahan action figure holograms will be geared toward individuals drinking $500 of Kool-Aid annually, and will include soothing phrases, registered clichés and fundamentally more terrifying clarity.

Coffey, who is a member of the redevelopment commission, noted his close personal friendship with “my homie” Franklin Graham before saying that the Gahan holograms will help the city attract more residents who know the words to Barry Manilow’s “It’s a Miracle” by heart.

Coffey added that many more re-election expenditures solely designed to take advantage of his longtime mentor’s role to Gahan are sorely needed.

(Apologies to Daniel Suddeath, whose article about the Coyle site development is here)

Saturday, July 16, 2016

"If Gahan and the council were so damned concerned about school funding mechanisms, they wouldn't pass out unchecked property tax abatements and TIF development deals like candy."


Adding to this ...

Proposed city council resolution urges public support for the New Albany-Floyd County School referendum.


 ... our friend Bluegill adds a succinct and necessary postscript:

To former Mayor Doug England's credit, he publicly lobbied the school board to not close the schools we already had as a first step in this ill conceived, unsustainable suburbanization plan. In Jeffersonville, Mayor Mike Moore represented the public, asking pertinent questions of the school administration. When they went unanswered, he joined the resistance, as did Jeffersonville Main Street. Gahan, and potentially the council next, just mouth the platitudes and roll on. If Gahan and the council were so damned concerned about school funding mechanisms, they wouldn't pass out unchecked property tax abatements and TIF development deals like candy. "Let's not collect the money but let's spend it anyway." That's not sustainable, either.

Friday, February 12, 2016

The Indy rental experience and our Breakwater: "Why the discrepancy between high demand for housing in the city but low growth in occupancy rates?"


In which you put yourself into Flaherty and Collins' shoes, up there in exploding Indianapolis, on that day when the fax first arrived from David Duggins, the one expressing keen interest in top-dollar pads for millennials and oh, by the way, there's a few million of TIF lube and a line or three of sewer tap-in waivers waiting -- then a colleague says "hey, what's that?"

"Dunno, some rube in Hicksville by Kentucky somewhere. Where are you headed?"

"The bathroom; those tacos are lighting me up. I've been breaking wind all morning."

(Breaking wind ... hmm)

"Hey, wait -- ever heard of Nawbany?"

Read the whole piece.

From our perspective Down Here, only an excerpt is necessary to make the point, followed by Nuvo's first example of high-priced vacancy -- featuring a familiar name.

The rent is too damn high! How Indy's rental boom leaves a lot of people at the curb, by Annika Larson (NUVO)

 ... Why the discrepancy between high demand for housing in the city but low growth in occupancy rates?

Maybe it's the lack of understanding what most millennials and the working middle class need. Or perhaps it's the price-gouging that luxury apartment complexes impose on their tenants (extra fees for parking, pool access, gym access, pay-by-load laundry rooms, glamorous lobbies, full balconies, a bigger bathroom, etc.). After all, these apartments are supposedly aimed at the top 1 percent of millennials that are making around $90,000 a year. The reality of Indianapolis demographics is that the average household income is $63,865 at the median age of 34 years old. Under the age of 25, the median income rests at $28,553. That's not to say there aren't people who earn the top dollars here in Indy, but they just don't exist in high enough numbers to fill up all of the amenity-rich apartments that are currently built — and have yet to be built — in 2016.

Instead, most people — specifically the younger demographic — currently living in Indianapolis (or looking at Indianapolis as a prospective future home) look toward the neighborhoods directly outside of the city, such as the Old Northside, Fountain Square, and Woodruff Place. The luxury apartment boom actually makes certain parts of the city unattainable for most people, specifically the Wholesale District and Monument Circle. Development of these living spaces is supposed to cater to residents who wish to make direct downtown living a reality, but high rent turns people away. So, direct downtown neighborhoods like the Wholesale District and Mass Ave aren't seeing the vast influx of new residents and high rates of growth that was projected — instead, neighborhoods directly outside of the city are seeing growth because it's the only affordable way to attain the vibe of downtown living ...

Photo credit: Annika Larson, NUVO
Axis Apartments, Flaherty and Collins

• 336 units total
• 303 units occupied
• 33 units vacant
• Studios start at $1,245/month

Monday, January 04, 2016

NA's Person of the Year 2015 is very nearly all of you.


First we explained it:

ON THE AVENUES: Who (or what) is New Albany's "Person of the Year" for 2015?

A person, couple, group, idea, place, or machine that "for better or for worse ... has done the most to influence the events of the year."

Then we narrowed the list of nominees:


  • Jeff Coffey and/or Dan Gahan ... not since the 1939 non-aggression pact have two chummy leaders combined to exert such consistent influence on a captive city.
  • "Quality of life" projects ... Striking, isn't it? Nowadays it's "my doggie needs a spray park," and not, "I need a real job."
  • New Albany property tax payers ... because they're ones actually paying (TIF-ing) for all of Dan Gahan's big-ticket "quality of life" projects.
  • The New Albany Street Piano ... Music has charms to soothe a savage breast, but as Jeff Coffey's Bored of Works showed, tone deafness is like Kryptonite when art's on the agenda.
  • Al Knable ... he came out of nowhere to record the highest vote total in the Republican at-large council race.


Finally, you voted ... and every nominee got at least one vote. Even the mayor inadvertently "presented" his preference in this remark to the newspaper's head steno:

"We want residents to have a great experience living here. We appreciate our taxpayers."

And why not? After all, his hand remains in their pockets, and so New Albany property tax payers are NAC's Person(s) of the Year for 2015 ... especially those property owners in TIF districts (in truth, virtually all of us), who are serving as involuntary venture capitalists for Jeff Coffey-cum-Dan Gahan's emerging Disney on the Flood Plain, but really, all rate payers are being honored here, as it is becoming increasingly evident that over-reliance on the TIF mechanism as a Magic Kingdom-style ATM has serious ramifications across the board.

Heller: Indiana’s Favor-Ridden TIF Districts, by Thomas Heller (INpolicy.org)

 ... Indiana appears unique in allowing the erosion of the TIF “Base” (one of two calculated parts of the total tax base within a district). The Base is supposed to continue producing revenues for school, libraries, cities and counties. The Base erosion occurs in a series of steps termed “neutralization,” the complexity of which acts to shield the Base erosion — and its adverse effects — from the view of legislators, journalists and the public.

In fact, a TIF district can work against a sound economic-development plan, eroding the Base and imposing tax increases beyond its boundaries. Worse, this erosion can hide a significant write-down of value on existing properties already within the district.

... and ...

White paper: TIF – It’s not Working the Way We Were Told It Would, Heller/INpolicy.org

 ... Was the public aware of these TIF secrets? Almost surely not, but a skeptic might ask whether the secrets indeed were known, albeit closely guarded, by the legal, eco-devo and architectural-engineering consultants who make up the cottage industry TIF has created in Indiana.

TIF distributes largess to consultants, contractors and apparatchiks, who redistribute the bounty to campaign finance coffers. Call it corporate welfare or crony capitalism, or just call it straight: It's a ticket Gahan will continue punching until it is pried forcibly from his hands. Our city council can do that.

Will it?

On TIF, Gahan and lessons from the Irish property bubble.

Coyle site TIF abuse: "Because subsidizing wealthy, out of town developers is the only thing our economic development director knows how to do with our tax money."

Clere: "(River Run) and other spending may leave New Albany taxpayers swimming in debt."

Fire station bidding questions, Part Three: A $1.5 million sale to enable a $2.75 million spending orgy.

Are we TIF enough? New study shows that TIFs are "popular but ineffective economic development tools."

Gahan's plan for keep Pillsbury: A $7 million TIF issue.

Postscript

On May 19, 2013, we expressed amazement: On lottery wins, shimmering new parklands and the persistence of a sow's ear.

In a world fairly reeking of tea party crashers and Norquistian finger-waggers, New Albany somehow has succeeded in ridding itself of self-identified citizens' anti-tax protesters. They simply have disappeared, and the new atmosphere is strange, to say the least. Gads. Am I feeling nostalgia for Citizens Faux Accountability?

Where have you gone, "Concern Taxpayer?"

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

On TIF, Gahan and lessons from the Irish property bubble.


Whether you like it or not, and I don't, Mayor Jeff Gahan is reshaping New Albany according to his own sanitized suburban consciousness filter. It's urbanism via the "logic" of the cul-de-sac.

In large measure, Gahan is paying for Disneyland (Bucharest) on the Ohio with TIF (tax increment financing). As New Albany's TIF odometer spins wildly, ever upward, the mechanism itself is coming under ever greater scrutiny.

Taken together, the following two links from February and December make two central points: First, that TIF's panacea generally is overstated, and second, that there is considerable potential for abuse in the mechanism, given the tendency of cash to flow from prime beneficiaries to the politicians enabling them.

From February 15 ...

BOHANON & STYRING: Communities lose more than they gain from TIFs, by Cecil Bohanon and Bill Styring (Indianapolis Business Journal)

 ... One thing is certain: Any benefit a TIF confers could be directed to other parties in other locations.

Members of TIF bodies are typically neither bankers nor elected officials, and they are not playing with their own money. Members may be well-intentioned, but they have little background in assessing risk, and voters have difficulty holding them accountable.

Developers, various financial consultants and other interested parties stand to make a great deal of money from the deals, so the whole process has the potential for incompetence, cronyism—or worse.

 ... and December 26 ...

Hicks: Economic development is important, by Michael Hicks (Logansport Pharos-Tribune)

 ... Earlier this year, my center published a technical economic study on the effects of tax increment financing in Indiana. The results were clear. TIF boosts investment within TIF districts, but reduces it outside the district. TIF use increases taxes and reduces countywide employment, albeit modestly.

That generated a wild response.

This final passage by Hicks is an eye-catcher for me, coming just after I'd watched a documentary film about the Irish property bubble's bust, and the intimate connection between the bubble's creation and the corruption of Irish politicians on the take.

 ... earlier this month yet a third study on TIF was published in the Indiana Policy Review. It is too long and detailed to review here, but suffice it to say that county prosecutors and the state attorney general’s office will surely be reading it closely over the holidays. It details extensive shenanigans with TIF in at least one county.

In the years to come, keep an eye on NA's TIF meter. It may not seem like it now, but the metaphorical heel of Achilles can come to us from almost any unexpected direction.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Clere: "(River Run) and other spending may leave New Albany taxpayers swimming in debt."


How about this one for "boilerplate," Sheriff Duggins?

In metaphorical terms, Mr. Clere Goes to Redevelopment ... and is lectured by those members of the commission most in thrall to the Gahan for Mayor template of putting nice gifts to the voter onto the city's TIF One credit card -- I mean, it isn't really debt if you can afford to make the payments, right?

As we've said more than once, it's a good thing your grandchildren like the Disneyesque escapism of the water park, seeing they'll be paying for it well into their thirties -- if they stick around town.

Chances are they won't, and as with other of Gahan's expenditures, our TIF bonanza does nothing to address the sort of municipal fundamentals that might arrest the brain drain from the ground up, via transparency, infrastructure and empowerment.

I've given Ed Clere a hard time when he's gotten it wrong, but in this instance he's absolutely right.

TIF strong, but spending smart in New Albany?, by Daniel Suddeath (N and T)

NEW ALBANY — While some city leaders touted the health of New Albany's tax-increment financing districts Tuesday, State Rep. Ed Clere warned spending TIF dollars on projects such as an aquatic center could leave taxpayers "swimming in debt."

Monday, July 13, 2015

Coyle site TIF abuse: "Because subsidizing wealthy, out of town developers is the only thing our economic development director knows how to do with our tax money."

Hint: Those little white nodules are the unregulated rental properties.

I'm going to borrow Randy's introduction to what became a well-populated Facebook discussion.

On Thursday, the New Albany city council is set to approve $4.9 million in redevelopment borrowing for site prep and infrastructure upgrades to the Coyle site on Spring Street. 190 units of what are being called luxury apartments plus 2,000 s.f. of commercial space are to be built there by Flaherty Collins of Indianapolis. What do you think?

There were many replies, which I'll purposefully restrict to a sampling only because I've bigger fish to fry.


  • My opinion on this is to look who comes out after voting on this with full pockets.
  • Is Spring Street going to be made into a 2-way street? If not, think about the difficulty accessing the apartments? 
  • How far to the nearest grocery store?
  • Rentals or condos, doesn't really matter to me. To draw the clientele they want to attract, there needs to be more in downtown. 
  • A good grant researcher/writer would go a L-O-N-G way.
  • I don't know if luxury is the right term. The last I heard the units were being targeted towards young professionals, who I absolutely believe would want to live in this neighborhood. I don't necessarily agree with the path being taken to build something like this but that doesn't mean I think it's not needed or won't work.


Randy addressed the political aspect.

Since this is our money, I think that makes it political. I can't just write a check every six months and then not care how it's spent. And yes, it's TIF money. That's our money, too. The certifier must work with an enormous multiplier to believe that the new taxes we get far in the future make this a good investment. 

Jeff Gillenwater promptly began driving nails.

Because our Democratically controlled city council will likely rubber stamp it without so much as a passing reference to the now decades long failure of trickle down economics?

Because the public will be on the hook for millions in entirely private luxury to which they'll have no access?

I at least hope the district's councilman will vote against it.

We could easily reconfigure the downtown/midtown street grid for less and see a higher rate of return in both private investment and public well being. That would be a worthy TIF goal. This is TIF abuse.

I subsequently noted the obvious, or at least what should be obvious to those without Kool Aid stains on their suit jackets.

Currently a half-dozen developers are rehabbing downtown properties into residential space. They're doing it almost entirely on their own dimes, gradually and sustainably, sans breathless incentives. I simply find it appalling that we're forever willing to provide breaks to entities of a certain size that don't need them, while allowing small and independent business to spin the wheel.

To which Jeff replied (emphasis mine):

And you can bet that if all those local players hadn't already invested millions of their own, this developer wouldn't be looking at New Albany at all. Using TIF properly to improve shared infrastructure rewards those local investors, induces further investment, and helps level the playing field. Using it this way does the exact opposite across the board.

I added a final thought of my own.

Lest we forget, hoping that our councilman Greg Phipps is reading: Everything we're discussing here has been summarized by David Duggins with one special word: "Boilerplate."

Just another day with the same usual suspects, and their same customary cash flow. Indie businesses often refer to recirculation of money through local economies. What we see here is the recirculation of political wheel-greasing slush.

To conclude, Jeff summarized two major themes in magisterial fashion. First, how to do it right. Next, how the current City Hall occupant continues doing it wrong.

The only thing we have to do in the oldest parts of our city to attract young folks, old folks, and in-between folks is to allow them to function as they were designed. We already have an enviable collection of assets and plenty of smarts not represented in local decision making. Return the infrastructure to a safer, multi-modal pattern with a few modern updates, make sure stuff is accessible and works, and then largely get the hell out of the way. Some will want to live in it, some will want to live near it, and others will visit regularly. It's cheap, it's easy, it's the primary function of local government, it's the only part private parties can't do on their own, and the pattern is right in front of us. All the $750,000 pocket parks, $3 million single streets, $9 million aquatic centers, multi-million developer subsidies, and other largely irrelevant schemes in the world don't change that.

We keep electing people who want to be the absentee dad who shows up on random weekends to take the kids to the amusement park and buy them ice cream.

What we need is a mom during the week.

I can't recall it being said any better, and Jeff already knows that I'll be borrowing that last line.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

On lottery wins, shimmering new parklands and the persistence of a sow's ear.

Admittedly, the change is fascinating to me.

In a world fairly reeking of tea party crashers and Norquistian finger-waggers, New Albany somehow has succeeded in ridding itself of self-identified citizens' anti-tax protesters. They simply have disappeared, and the new atmosphere is strange, to say the least.

Gads. Am I feeling nostalgia for Citizens Faux Accountability?

At Thursday's council meeting, every person in the room with the possible exceptions of council persons Zurschmiede and Benedetti accepted that bonding somewhere in the vicinity of $19 million for two new parks and slight modifications to a third were (as CM Blair has oft said) "no-brainers."

Just one example: Standing at the same lectern where numerous obstructionists over the years have vowed to set themselves alight over proposals to purchase a few pencils and (maybe) a box of paper clips, a man held that these three mega-bond parks projects are going to be built sub-standard, and so we might as well spend a bit more to elevate them to spec: "While the check book's open," he said, they should be finished correctly.

Everyone blithely nodded, including the three members of the new city parks board present at the meeting, all of whom agreed that the city's most important mission is to restore pride in parks, because pride in parks represents hope, and one can't place a price tag on hope, even if so many other aspects of the city remain unfinished and in need of similar investments if there's ever to be hope outside of a lazy river or soccer pitch.

It is disorienting, to say the least. I cannot recall a time in the past ten years, perhaps apart from sewer upgrades, when the expenditure of so much money was being proposed for such narrowly targeted returns.

Are public parks a quality of life issue? Of course. Are they the only quality of life issue? Of course not. When was it decided via any semblance of public input that pools are the ONLY quality of life issue worth spending $19 million to build?

Never.

To repeat: Never.

That's why this $19 million bond is so very obscene. Money's suddenly no object, the council's behaving like lotto winners, and while the mayor argues that any reinvigoration of the city necessarily must begin with park designs, the streets still run one way ... the Reisz and Coyle properties remain empty ... the Riverfront Amphitheater rots on a bread and water ration ... vast stretches of housing as yet are slumlord infested and blighted ... the Greenway's unfinished ... two bicycle paths running the same direction on Spring Street make no more sense now than when Carl handbuilt them ... well, how much further would you like for me to go on? If city hall has an integrated plan to address these, can we please just get a glimpse?

The dust will settle, and we'll have this nice Mayberry-style water park. The old folks will beam, and the young folks ... well, they'll leave.

Just like they always have.

Tribune coverage of Thursday's meeting

C-J coverage of the same