Elevation, segregation and hallucination as TIF-endental Meditation comes to a Parks Department Taj Mahal near you.

It was bound to happen, if for no other reason than cash flow(n), if not minds blown.

Silver Street Meditation

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! -- Act now with a $100 contribution to Gahan for State Senate 2018, and you can meditate right along with the mayor (koozie not included).

BUT HE'S NOT FINISHED YET --Just imagine the fun when the megabuck aquatic center gets into the act, combining meditation and icy water sports to produce Polar Bear Pondering.

In an effort to take our minds off the abundant comedic and satirical possibilities of TIF-endantal Meditation at one or the other of our many multi-million dollar parks, let's give Team Gahan a few more words to consider. In fact, the lyrics read as a sort of mezcal-laced history of the Gahan administration.

This should keep them busy well into 2018.

Hallucinate
Desegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate

Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate

Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At ninety-eight we all rotate

Hallucinate
Desegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate

A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate

Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animals we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate

Liberate