Today's Tribune column: "We love a parade, unless ... "

You had to be up early (or still drinking late) to catch Droolapalooza, the “alternative” Harvest Homecoming parade. Missed it? It’s your lucky day, because my Tribune column today provides a gritty, factual account of it.

BAYLOR: We love a parade, unless ...

“Li’l Stevie, I already told you. Them people wouldn’t let us in their high-falutin’ parade last Saturday. True, the application was late, but the Englandites, the parade committee, the Democrats, the Republicans, them pergessives — they’re all against us, every single one of ‘em.”