Top Ten Things I’d Rather Do than Vote for Don Sakel for School Board
10 Receive a “free burger a day for a year” gift card from Rally’s
9 Drink Miller Lite straight from the bottle
8 Visit the Creation Museum
7 Drink Bud Light straight from the toilet bowl
6 Root for the New York Yankees
5 Drink Corona with extra lime slices
4 Have a good, old-fashioned, holly jolly Christmas
3 Drink Coors Light from cold-activated cans
2 Shop at Wal-Mart
1 Vote for Mitt Romney
Once upon a time when I was a substitute teacher in the NA-FC schools and Don Sakel was the principal at Floyd Central, he had the opportunity to right a wrong. He chose instead to permit me to remain lodged under a bus, and if you think I’m in a forgiving mood after 26 years, think again … and pass that tankard of ice-cold Pabst this way.
In the NA-FC at-large school board race, I believe you should vote for Lee Cotner. Jessica Knable and Sue Barlow are the other two candidates, and you can flip a coin there.
Please. Anyone got some garlic cloves?