Tuesday, March 08, 2016

Dear Bill Hanson: Put down that colander, give NA some equality, or just change the damn name back to Evening News.



Last week:


154 days since we had a News and Tribune reporter in New Albany, but look: Cooking School! In Jeffersonville!


Make that 163 days.

It's quite possible that the length of last evening's meeting prevented the News and Tribune's reporter of record from filing the story to meet deadline.

But exactly who was the newspaper's reporter last evening?

Analysis: Gahan and the rental ordinance, or the emasculation of the once-powerful Oz.


Neither Jerod Clapp nor Chris Morris was in attendance. A few tweets sneaked into the newspaper's primary Twitter feed, and it finally occurred to me that Jenna Esarey, a local free-lancer, likely was providing coverage.

Let's reprise: The News and Tribune was down a city beat reporter throughout the conclusion of the 2015 New Albany election cycle.

There hasn't been a New Albany-centric columnist since Matt Nash left to run for council.

On most days, the ratio of Clark-to-Floyd articles is 60% -- and I'm likely being charitable.

Recently, every ounce of the newspaper's vigor seems devoted to touting its self-aggrandizing cooking school in Jeffersonville (how very ... something), even as ...

Chef Gina Brown offers all-ages friendly cooking class (Insider Louisville)

... in New Albany.

Finally, when it came to one of the most important city council meetings of the year, who was out there digging out the rental property ordinance for all (pro or con) to see, pointing to the mayor's unprecedented statement yesterday, and live tweeting the meeting last night?

That's right: NA Confidential, a mere pro bono blog.

I'm not tooting my own trumpet, just spewing a few facts. This situation has long since become an embarrassment.

Is Bill Hanson still publisher? Why not level with us, Bill? Are you beholden to directives from 'Bama? Waiting for the journalism schools to disgorge a few freshly graduated (read: acceptably salaried) newbies? None of the above?

The newspaper is quick to let us know when it receives an award. Unfortunately, the current prize is a Golden Raspberry -- and the newspaper is the proud recipient.

If you can't do any better than this, then please just change the name back to Jeffersonville Evening News -- you know, fair advertising and all that.

Analysis: Gahan and the rental ordinance, or the emasculation of the once-powerful Oz.

Hit suit, win sign.

As time merits, there'll be more to say about last evening's council epic, but for the moment a few plain facts should suffice.

On Monday morning, for the first time in 50 months as mayor, Mayor Jeff Gahan timorously placed a quivering toe in the water, and the minimum required number of chips on the table, and released an awkward statement in support of rental property registration, inspection and enforcement -- something he had studiously avoided mentioning throughout his 2015 campaign for re-election.

BOMBSHELL: Citywide confusion as Mayor Jeff Gahan is abducted by space alien impostor, who promptly takes public "pro" stand on rental property ordinance.


Once the council meeting began, shepherds in far-off Patagonia felt the seismic shock when Pat Harrison, inveterate opponent of such intrusive measures, not only endorsed the rental property ordinance and appealed to the many rental owners in the room to unite around it, but refrained from using the word "Gestapo" for the first time in living memory.

Pat Harrison's Slumlord Uprising of 2008, 6/6: "Endangered Slumlord Protection Act? Local rental property mogul and realtor cites a 'pitiful' absence of tax breaks."


The rental owners responded by gazing upon the figure of Harrison much in the fashion of Trump rally attendees when the lone minority protester dares speak apostasy aloud, and set about angrily voicing their perennial objections to being compelled to follow the same general regulations as the remainder of the city's business community.

An hour and a half later, after a brief diversion to New Albany's never-ending stormwater drainage problems (also never mentioned during last year's campaign), it came time for the mayor to speak.

Of course, such was the epochal importance of the occasion -- Gahan referred to the rental ordinance as a "must" --  that the mayor yet again failed to attend, thus missing the chance to confront dissenting property owners face to face, and sending customary surrogate Mike Hall in his stead. Hall read the mayor's statement, which he likely wrote in the first place. Proponents surely felt deflated. If not now, when?

The council's own discussion began, with Dan Coffey predictably tossing red meat to the crowd, Scott Blair making gurgling sounds about spread sheets, and Greg Phipps defending his (read: the mayor's) ordinance with the common sense suggestion that as with other businesses, if they're not profitable, perhaps the business owner should seek a new line of work.

Subsequently, it became clear why Gahan bothered to so much as commission a statement on his strange new "New Albany City Hall" web site, even if deigning to appear before council and citizens constituted an onerous chore.

It's because the council's new math has deprived Gahan of painless, easy victory when a vote cannot be evaded. For 12 years, there have been eight Democrats and one Republican. During Gahan's first term, those eight Democrats were as pliable on the mayor's behalf as the Supreme Soviet was for Uncle Joe or Comrade Nikita. For four years, Gahan sought to rule by closeted writ, but always could rely upon a servile council rubber stamp when desired ... when responsibility needed to be shared.

Those days are gone. Blair and Coffey comprise a vacuous, unprincipled "you-pay, we-vote" rump that should not be honored by use of the word "independent." There are three Republicans, and Al Knable is a particularly prepared and formidable seeker of bipartisan input.

This leaves only four reliable DemoDisneyDixiecrats, none of whom are natural leaders, all of whom formed a rote line when Gahan finally ventured from his down-low bunker with yesterday's public statement ...  except that it takes five votes.

Phipps didn't have them.

Consequently, the Thanksgiving turkey (the rental ordinance, not Duggins) set about being carved. The result was a compromise: The registration component was separated from the teeth of inspection and enforcement, and this rump was approved unanimously for the first two readings. Inspection and enforcement sections now will return to committee, where the teeth will be vigorously filed down to  mimic gently sloping, loosely fitted dentures.

That even this much was approved probably owes to the many rental property owners conceding openly to living elsewhere, from Scott County, Indiana to Shepherdsville, Kentucky.

After all, foreigners don't vote.

In the end, Monday night represented much ado about precious little. However, something a bit different has been born. In 2015, Gahan lost 13 points off his mayoral margin, and when Coffey went rogue, the council dynamic shifted. Will the mayor accede to Coffey's terms and grease him back inside the tent, where he can resume pissing out of it from the inside? Will he bite his tongue and negotiate with scrubbed and perfumed corporate fetishist Blair? Or, will City Hall double down on government by appointed committee, i.e., redevelopment and the board of works?

That reminds me: Gin.

Must buy more gin.

Monday, March 07, 2016

BOMBSHELL: Citywide confusion as Mayor Jeff Gahan is abducted by space alien impostor, who promptly takes public "pro" stand on rental property ordinance.


In 50 months as mayor, Jeff Gahan has not reached into his wallet to expend political capital.

Not  once.

Although NAC has been asking since December, prior to today Gahan has given no public indication of his stance on the rental property ordinance -- either way, yea or nay.

Why now?

Is it because he doesn't have the votes? Is it because he does, and is acting to claim full credit? If success depends on Republican votes, is there a payback (i.e., weakened street reform)?

Will Gahan attend tonight's meeting and face disgruntled property owners -- or was the deal fixed when he had lunch with Pat Harrison last week?

So many questions, so few martinis.

What's the catch?

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"Rental Housing Ordinance a Must for New Albany" - Mayor Gahan

Working with my staff and other city council members, New Albany City Councilman Greg Phipps will introduce G-15-05, Ordinance Adopting Chapter 160: Rental Housing Code at the regularly scheduled Council meeting on Monday, March 7, 2016. The purpose of the ordinance is to provide for the registration and inspection of rental residential property within the city.

The Rental Housing ordinance will help facilitate in the prevention of deterioration of residential housing, assist in compliance of minimum rental housing standards to improve safety for residents, protect the character and stability of residential neighborhoods, and preserve and increase property values throughout the City. This ordinance continues my administration’s focus on Quality of Place initiatives regarding the business of residency, while focusing on four main goals:

1. Increased Safety for tenants and surrounding properties
2. Improved Cleanliness
3. Historic Preservation
4. Increased property values

By improving and maintaining our housing stock, in addition to quality of life initiatives like strong schools and parks, our entire community becomes a more attractive place for private investment of money, time, energy, and enthusiasm.

The ordinance has two major components which will assist in accomplishing the goals outlined.

1. Registration of any property in the city which will be rented to tenants
The registration process will require the owner to obtain a rental permit for each property and supply current contact information of the owner to the City. This will allow the appropriate city officials to immediately contact a rental housing owner of any potential violations or issues with the property should they arise. The registration will facilitate the timeliness and ability of the City to work with owners to address or fix any issues that may exist.

2. Inspection of rental housing properties
All rental housing properties may be subject to an annual inspection or inspection based upon a complaint as permitted by ordinance and state statute.

The Rental Housing Ordinance will immediately be of benefit to the community, residents, tenants, and rental property owners.

We are committed to improving the residential experience for those who have long ago decided to make New Albany their home, as well as those people who are determined to find a great new place to live and grow.

Jeff Gahan

It's the City Council Rental Property Code drinking game.


If New Albany was a real city, our city council meetings would be shown on the public access channel at our cable television monopoly, or streaming over the Internet.

They're not, but if they were, you could open your favorite bottle and play drinking games at home.

The complete PDF: "Ordinance Adopting Chapter 160: Rental Property Code," for your reading pleasure.


Planning on attending Monday night's council meeting? Here are a few things you should know.


Tonight would be a very good time for it.

DRINK EACH TIME ...

1. Pat Harrison mentions the Gestapo.

2. A rental property owner insists that offering living space in return for pay does not constitute owning a business.

3. Pat McLaughlin allows a "leading citizen" to exceed his or her allotted speaking time.

4. A rental property owner refers to tenants as animals.

5. Scott Blair offers to gauge the quality of human life through cost-benefit spreadsheets.

6. A rental property owner refers to his or her non-business as a "product."

7. Dan Coffey begins fingering prayer beads, which in his case are mounted on the Abacus of Self-Interest.

8. A rental property owner refers to a "few bad apples" but refrains from making a positive ID.

HAVE A DOUBLE IF ...

A rental property TENANT attends the meeting and speaks to the ordinance.

IF JEFF GAHAN SHOWS UP TO ACTUALLY LEAD THE CITY WITH REFERENCE TO WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE HIS OWN IDEA, DEPENDING ON HOW MANY VOTES HE'LL GAIN OR LOSE EITHER WAY ...

Break out the Dom Perignon, but first, buy a lottery ticket.

Louisville: "We’ve got the ingredients we need, but no recipe to follow to make a better street."

From the article.

Many of us persist in thinking that in the case of New Albany, smaller size implies greater adaptability. We'd have an easier time combining projects and funds to create critical mass in pursuit of a shared vision.

So much for that. These different funding pots are fiefdoms, politicians are terrified of altering the devil it knows (soul-numbing auto-centrism), and City Hall's vision ... well, you know.

It isn't, so although we might, we don't.

Louisville lacks a meaningful way to build complete streets that benefit all road users; Why does the city implement its safest street designs so haphazardly?, by Chris Glasser (Broken Sidewalk)

The “revised” layout includes a dedicated turning lane to prevent congestion. The resulting configuration slows traffic speeds with narrower driving lanes. There’s space for bikes. Parking lanes are right-sized—not nine feet wide but seven feet, with a two-foot buffer zone. With everything compartmentalized just so, traffic moves more efficiently, even with one less driving lane.

And what’s maybe less obvious is that this road is safer for pedestrians too: slower, more predictable traffic movements make it easier and safer to cross the street.

That “revised” street section is called a road diet. Among traffic engineers and city planners, the safety benefits of such a street design are well-known and well-understood. The debate over their usefulness is over and their benefits are clear.

How about more like this in Louisville?

So why doesn’t Louisville have more of these road diet configurations? One of Louisville’s public works employees told me he has a list of twenty or so city roads he’d like to see get a road diet. And yet in Louisville, we have no dedicated funding source for projects like this.

In the city budgets of the last three years, there has been funding for sidewalk improvements, for bike lanes, and for road repaving—all the ingredients needed for a complete street. But all that money is in separate pots, all going to separate projects. We’ve got the ingredients we need, but no recipe to follow to make a better street. We don’t provide any funding for the holistic approaches that make the street safer for everyone. This needs to change.

Sunday, March 06, 2016

I didn't get arrested, but I've got a new title.


Conference weekend has concluded, and as of Sunday morning, I'm now an ex-director on the board of the Brewers of Indiana Guild.

ON THE AVENUES: Hello, I must be going.


When I joined the board in 2009, there were approximately 35 breweries in Indiana. Now there are 124.

I'll always be proud of what the Guild has accomplished, especially during the past three years. There is much to be done, because that's the way it works. I'm pleased to have done my part, albeit small, in furthering the industry. That I've resolved to leave the biz does not mean I love it any less.

I humbly appreciate Guild president Greg Emig's words today, when he told the brewers in attendance that the board has awarded me an honorary title: Agitator Emeritus.

That one's going on the business cards, folks -- except, of course, that I have plenty of agitation left in me.

In closing: Cheers to all of you in Indiana who are making beer, drinking beer, and selling what's left. You've created something out of nothing, and if I'm quoting the statistic correctly, we're now 18th in the nation in per capita breweries.

Keep on rocking. I'll still be supporting the effort any way I can.

Planning on attending Monday night's council meeting? Here are a few things you should know.


You can read the proposed rental property ordinance in its entirety here: The complete PDF: "Ordinance Adopting Chapter 160: Rental Property Code," for your reading pleasure.

Greg Roberts has renewed his call:

Council Meeting Tomorrow Night ... March 7th @ 7:00 pm ... 3rd floor of the City/County Building.

First and Second Reading on the New Rental Inspection Ordinance

We all need to be there to speak and show our support for this critical ordinance that will directly benefit our neighborhood!

Please spread the word and show up!

For those readers planning to attend (for, against or desirous of free quality entertainment) and who are not familiar with the workings of city council:

1. For an ordinance to be approved, it must pass three readings. The first and second occur simultaneously. For this ordinance to be approved, there'll have to be a third reading at the meeting on March 17 (that's right; St. Patrick's Day).

2. As noted, the meeting is held on the 3rd floor of the City County Building, in the meeting room opposite the elevator -- and there is a security screening to get in the building, so leave Swiss Army Knives at home. Once I lost a cigar cutter this way.

3. Monday night's meeting is going to be very crowded. The room just might hold 50 semi-comfortably, so get there early if possible.

4. If you wish to speak about the rental property ordinance, you must sign up. There'll be two sheets at the lectern. Place your name on the one asking for public comments on agenda items. If you sign by mistake on the non-agenda sheet, your turn won't come until the very end of the meeting, after the vote has been taken.

5. Finally, given the number of citizens wanting to speak, the president probably will limit comments to two, maybe three minutes.

I'll be live-tweeting: @newalbanian, hash tag #nacouncil

Chef David Clancy will be manning the kitchen at H.M. Frank's, the O'Shea's Public House opening soon in Jeffersonville.

The building in 1982.
It's roughly two months shy of ten years since Bistro New Albany opened. It was when so many of us first got to know David Clancy.

The intervening decade has seen many ups, down and ups for Chef Clancy, and damn, it's wonderful to hear that he'll be opening Tom O Shea's latest venture on Spring Street in Jeffersonville.

If you've seen what Tom did rehabbing Patrick O'Shea's in Louisville, then you know to expect quality work at H.M. Frank's.

By the way, Tom: All Indiana-brewed beers on those taps, okay?

PUB TALK: Jeffersonville O'Shea's opening within weeks, by Elizabeth Beilman (Jeffersonville Picayune)

JEFFERSONVILLE — Tom O'Shea stripped 100 years worth of walls and flooring from the inside of 355 Spring St. What he found underneath was wood floors and deep-red brick — the ghost of the original H.M. Frank's Dry Goods Store from the 1890s.

The old store is the inspiration behind the Jeffersonville twist on O'Shea's, a popular Irish pub with roots in Louisville, called H.M. Frank's: An O'Shea's Public House.

Many New Albanian readers will remember this name ...

Chef David Clancy — who has an expansive background in cooking in restaurants from California to Lilly's Bistro in Louisville — will run the kitchen. He wants to keep specials "fresh and exciting."

"What we're looking to do is not over the top," Clancy said, as kitchen space is limited. "At the same time, I think we can put some really good, highly nuanced food there."

Clancy is partnering with local farms to source ingredients. Expect house-ground beef or locally sourced cheese charcuterie platters.

Saturday, March 05, 2016

A reminder: The Grand Film Festival is Sunday, March 13


If they have a cash bar, be sure to ask for local beer.

FILM FESTIVAL INFORMATION
SUNDAY MARCH 13th, 2016 - Film Festival at The Grand in New Albany.
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

12:30 – 2:15: UNDER THE BRIDGE: The Criminalization of Homelessness (75 minutes)
Don Sawyer – Director, Guest Lecturer and Panelist
Barbara Anderson: Guest Lecturer and Advocate
Lecture/ Panel: Social Activism and Justice in Film

2:15 – 3:15: GREENHORN (30 min)
Tom Whitus – Director, Guest Lecturer and Panelist
Lecture/ panel: Film as it Shapes in Social Justice and Memory.

3:15 – 4:00: THE LEWIS & CLARK EXPERIENCE: Falls Of Ohio Interpretive Center (13 minutes)
Bryan Miller- Solid Light Media Exhibit Producer, Guest Lecturer and Panelist
Lecture/Panel: Film in the Context of Interactive and Interpretive Exhibits.

4:00 – 5:15: KORA (75 mins)
Beau Kaelin – Director, Guest Lecturer, Panelist

5:15 – 5:20: CRUISIN' THE HEARTLAND: Elizabethtown Tourism (3 minutes)
Kenny Rambo – Couch Picture Productions Media Specialist, Guest Lecturer and Panelist
Lecture/ Panel: Cinematography vs. Special Effects—Aesthetics & Technology

5:30 – 6:00: ALL FILM MAKER PANEL DISCUSSION on aesthetics & technology - includes Drone Cinematography In Promotional Film Making, Community and Economic Development

"The car century was a mistake. It’s time to move on."


Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
-- George Bernard Shaw

The car century was a mistake. It’s time to move on, by J. H. Crawford (Washington Post)

J.H. Crawford is the author of “Carfree Cities” and “Carfree Design Manual,” and publisher of Carfree.com.

We must first remember that all cities were car-free little more than a century ago. Not all cities responded to the advent of automobiles with the same enthusiasm as the cities of the United States. In fact, some cities never did adopt the car. Venice was unwilling to destroy itself in order to build streets wide enough for cars, and therefore has never had them except in a sliver near the mainland. The same situation exists in the Medina of Fez, Morocco, and several other North African cities. These districts are usually the most vibrant parts of their cities.

Cars were never necessary in cities, and in many respects they worked against the fundamental purpose of cities: to bring many people together in a space where social, cultural and economic synergies could develop. Because cars require so much space for movement and parking, they work against this objective — they cause cities to expand in order to provide the land cars need. Removing cars from cities would help to improve the quality of urban life.

"Zoning rules could save retail corridors."

Charlestown Road between Klerner and Silver?

Zoning rules could save retail corridors, by John Conti (Pittsburgh Trib)

 ... Most of these corridors were built up in the wave of suburban expansion in the 1950s. There's been little in the way of zoning rules to guide their development, and they've always been characterized by visual disorder.

Buildings are set back irregularly, sometimes close to the street, sometimes not. Sometimes at angles, sometimes not. It's possible to find a quaint church adjacent to a used-car lot; a one-story, mid-'50s, drive-in bank next to a brick yard. Often, you can still see a lonely remaining house, misguidedly built close to what was once a quiet country road, now turned into an insurance agency and flanked by something like an Arby's on one side and a McDonald's on the other.

Landscaping is infrequent, sidewalks nonexistent, pedestrians totally unwelcome. Crossing these streets on foot is perilous. The car traffic moves fast, except at rush hour, when it sometimes doesn't move at all ...

Friday, March 04, 2016

The complete PDF: "Ordinance Adopting Chapter 160: Rental Property Code," for your reading pleasure.


Below is the entire 22-page PDF file of the proposed ordinance.

You also can read it here.

Roger tried to obtain this file in Word format, but was informed by the city clerk that this cannot be done; agendas and minutes are in Word, but everything else is PDF.

For background, the most recent newspaper story:

New Albany councilman plans to bring back rental property item March 7, by Jerod Clapp

Vice-President Greg Phipps said he’ll have his rental property registration ordinance back for a final vote at the council’s March 7 meeting. He said a committee working on the ordinance will not have rental property owners or renters as members, but that the committee has used real estate agents as advisers.

Greg Roberts' call to the east Spring Street Neighborhood Association:

Rental property ordinance: "Very Important City Council Meeting (March 7th)."

The slumlords/landlords will be there in force to speak against this program. so we need to be there in force as home owners to be speak for this program and to protect our investments!

NAC's series on Pat Harrison's proclivity for incorrect but jack-booted usage:

Pat Harrison's Slumlord Uprising of 2008, 6/6: "Endangered Slumlord Protection Act? Local rental property mogul and realtor cites a 'pitiful' absence of tax breaks."

Eight years later, and it's déjà vu all over again as Pat Harrison prepares to defend our downtrodden slumlords against the Gestapo.

Finally, Roger's recent column on the topic:

ON THE AVENUES REPRISE: Die hard the Hunter, or the political "impossibility" of rental property registration in New Albany (2015).

Nine years passed, NOTHING achieved. You're forgiven for questioning how New Albany's political caste, comprised primarily of politicians identifying themselves as Democrats, manages the feat of sleeping at night. But you see, vampires -- they're both dead and undead, right?

Conscience doesn't factor into it ... does it?

Big thanks to Jeff Gillenwater for the heavy lifting.


Who even knew City Hall had its own agitprop web site? Meet newalbanycityhall.com/

Note the change in font color from red to blue.


That's right: It's New Albany City Hall.

Official News and Information about the City of New Albany directly from the Mayor's office. You can also keep up with our full calendar of events by clicking HERE.

Apparently the city's official site does not allow for sufficient glorification, so allow me to offer this idea:

Here's the Gospel Bird brunch menu, definitely beginning Sunday, March 6.


It looks like a go: Gospel Bird is rested and ready, and brunch begins this Sunday. In addition, this appeared at the Fb site:

Opening for lunch beginning next Monday (March 7), 11 am - 2 pm. We will be open 7 days a week as of next week for lunch and dinner, with Sunday being our brunch menu.

Damn it, Insider Louisville, an exclamation mark IS NOT NEEDED at the end of ALL sentences.


Otherwise, it seems innocuous. You may be able to read it here, although registration could be required.

Thursday, March 03, 2016

ON THE AVENUES: Since 1960, outside looking in.

ON THE AVENUES: Since 1960, outside looking in.

A weekly web column by Roger A. Baylor.

A presidential election campaign is under way and bile chokes the air, so much so that most of us are completely disgusted a full eight weeks before Hoosiers are permitted to endorse a primary outcome long since determined.

As with every such carnival spectacle during my adult life, there is nothing I might conceivably write that would close any books, rest the case or knock “it” out of the park – and by the way, what is “it,” anyway?

Most of us made up our minds a long time ago, as far back as early childhood, and what actually happens to determine “choice” when the ballot is pressed into one’s hands is a phenomenon far more Pavlovian than Republican or Democratic.

As the political push-button arguments are made ad nauseam, with a side effect of ad(vertising) nausea, here are a few observations confined to the personal and immediate. Some of them were included in a column I wrote four years ago; although some of the names and faces have changed, the milieu sadly seems much the same.

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It is by no means an original thought that Americans have divided themselves into increasingly agitated camps, the likes of which we’ve seldom witnessed since pre-Civil War times. This is an unsettling omen, considering the richly improved modes of murder developed during the 151 years passing since Appomattox.

A 2012 article in the New York Times attempted to provide an explanation, geographically.

Broadly speaking, the Southern and Western desert and mountain states will vote for the presidential candidate who endorses an aggressive military, a role for religion in public life, laissez-faire economic policies, private ownership of guns and relaxed conditions for using them, less regulation and taxation, and a valorization of the traditional family.

Northeastern and most coastal states will vote for the candidate who is more closely aligned with international cooperation and engagement, secularism and science, gun control, individual freedom in culture and sexuality, and a greater role for the government in protecting the environment and ensuring economic equality.

Nature or nurture? It’s a question that won’t go away. Since we don’t talk any more, my guess is that it will remain on the table – or social media, which is even worse.

In 2016, more than a few pundits are interpreting the rise of Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders as symptoms of an approaching seismic shift in the American political climate, as impelled by economics and demographics, and with ramifications for the shape of both types of politics: Democratic and Republican.

I’d be more enthused about the possible disintegration of the Republican Party if I weren’t well-read, and as such, aware that unintended consequences often ensue when power vacuums are created.

At the same time, if this is Trump’s ultimate aim, I may have to buy him a beer.

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I haven’t watched a single presidential primary debate, preferring to monitor their inevitable regress in the post-modern way, through Twitter.

Once each debate concluded, most of us proceeded directly to our favored electronic portals and the shambolic remnants of what used to be called “news” organizations, where we absorbed which candidate “won,” thus absolved from examining any pre-conceived notions with respect to ideas that accidentally might have strayed into the game show format.

Let’s face it: Those participating in campaign set pieces find exactly what they need to buttress what they already believed, anyway.

Few humans past pre-school ever experience epiphanies out of thin air, because there are so many more subconscious influences layered beneath the surface than rational ones requiring patient thought, as yet awaiting clarification.

Of course, we’re periodically capable of incredible feats of transcendence, pole-vaulting those deep-seated, ingrained behaviors amassed during early periods of our development -- just not very often, and seldom convincingly.

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With another eight months of pain ahead, I’ve been thinking about my own process of socialization.

How was I raised? Educated? What were my formative experiences? What was learned? Forgotten? Which bits inform my everyday life as an adult, and which of them are hidden? How much of it did I accept … and reject?

Indeed, I’ve tended towards a certain qualified rebelliousness. I look out into the world and locate persons and ideas that annoy me, often after first exploring them from the inside, and then find or formulate whatever is necessary to irritate them in due measure. If you don’t believe it, just ask One Southern Indiana.

For the longest time, I have engaged in an internalized, existential debate: Which of life’s conditions offend me worst, the powerless among us being exploited by the powerful, or the powerless accepting exploitation without fighting back?

The current presidential campaign wasn’t necessary for me to arrive at an answer, but it has confirmed my verdict: In America, power is money, and neither power nor money is on the side of those angels I prefer to call my own.

Like hamsters on a treadmill, the exploited are kept constantly running. It isn’t always possible for them to fight back, or to lift themselves by Ayn Rand’s bra straps. When the deck is stacked, making “good” decisions is a crapshoot at best. Equal opportunity and the One Percent are antonyms.

But it still strikes me as ludicrous how few of my brethren have reached the same conclusion, when unlike me, they still dabble at being Christian.

Jesus as a one-percenter? Give me a break. When you have to formulate a prosperity gospel to assuage your conscience, might as well be an atheist – or read one of Rand’s dreadful novels.

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In terms of my cohort, in the sense of a regional demographic pattern, it seems that I’ve turned out quite differently than most.

As a secular humanist, I shun religion. As a European-style social democrat, I embrace Bernie and the prevailing pejoratives; like FDR, I welcome their hatred. Foreign films, espresso, stinky cheese, better beer and novels with words, not pictures, continue to intrigue me.

My idealized version of Americana is small, unique and localized, and it comes without Wal-Mart, Chick-fil-A or Amazon. Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and those who consider them to be their champions reside somewhere on the other side of a fundamental divide, either of my own making, or theirs.

They pluck, pander, pave and profiteer. I just want a community based on knowledge, not knee-jerks.

Most of the 55-year-old white males I know aren’t like me, especially the ones with whom I was raised in that rural, Jimmy Stewart, small-town, countryside setting that always prompts nostalgic elegies of bygone days.

But among the chief characteristics of this presumably golden, unspoiled upbringing, which my fellow survivors regularly enjoy forgetting, are these: It was superstitious, stiflingly mono-cultural, permeated by casual (at best) racism, and with malignant varieties of overt cultural prejudice always present for absorption by youth, as openly displayed by the adult community’s supposed role models, movers and shakers.

It sickened me then, as now, and this is why whenever I hear fellow white males of my approximate generation spluttering and pontificating on the topic of Muslim Obama this and unpatriotic Black Lives Matter that, all the while denying that their “ideas” emanate from racism, I look at them and say just one word.

Really?

C’mon, guys. I grew up with you, played sports with you, drank beer and chased girls and cheated on tests with you. In reality, the idyllic places where we grew up were unceasingly stupid, racist places, even if the racism wasn’t overt – hell, it didn’t even have to be; why do you think it was 98% white in the first place?

You enjoy denying that any of the oozing, pestilential, stultifying hatred you unthinkingly spew when challenged has anything to do with racism, or by extension, with the absence of any semblance of diversity or choice in our respective upbringings, and while I’ll concede that the contagion is buried so deeply that it probably is genuinely subconscious at this juncture, it does not permit you to dismiss it.

Don’t kid a kidder. Stop embarrassing me. I gotta live here, you know, and I’d really appreciate it if we could make this election year into something positive, rather than the sort of outcome making me desire alcoholic detachment in Canada.

But: Cape Breton Island.

Do they have beer there?

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February 29: ON THE AVENUES REPRISE: Die hard the Hunter, or the political "impossibility" of rental property registration in New Albany (2015).

February 25: ON THE AVENUES: Gravity Head again, because times change, and possessive pronouns change with them.

February 18: ON THE AVENUES: Mourning in America, circa 1984.

February 11: ON THE AVENUES: James Fallows, New Albany, and the primacy of bricks over string music.

"The weirdness of historical Disneyfication" failed miserably, but it accurately presaged the Dickey Error.

Historical revisionism from the top, down -- all the way down.

The world of Disney? It's about making profits through unreality. That's great as entertainment, but should it be the basis for a political movement?

Maybe a political bowel movement, but The Donald already stole that idea. Consider the implications if the Floyd County Democratic Party were to read books about history, rather than make videos about fantasy.

I know, I know. Lots and lots of brains hurting.

America Almost Had a Disney Theme Park with a Slavery Section ... Inside Disney's America, the doomed '90s project that almost sunk the company, by Jacqui Shine (Atlas Obscura)

... The project is worth remembering, though, because while it was a peculiar chapter in Disney’s history, it's a familiar one in the context of the national struggle to define the public narrative of American history, where Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States does battle with sanitized high school textbooks in Texas. Lin-Manuel Miranda’s hit musical Hamilton has created a vigorous alternative narrative that rightfully centers men and women of color as America’s builders and inheritors, but it’s still optimistic enough that Lynne and Dick Cheney are among its fans. Disney’s not really to blame for the fact that we’ve retroactively fit U.S. history into a story about the “American Dream.” In this sense, Disney’s America is another slice of the apple pie.

Smokin' on the River: "Fortunately for us, New Albany's a forward-thinking town, and they want to take it on."


We were on this one last week, and it looks like the Green Mouse scored.

Jeffersonville City Council pulls Smokin' on the River funding -- is a move to NA imminent?


Now the Jeffersonville newspaper's Elizabeth Beilman picks up the story.

Smokin' on the River is leaving Jeffersonville; New Albany considering taking over barbecue event


The scent of barbecue and the sound of live music won't waft over downtown Jeffersonville this June as it has for the past seven summers.

Smokin' on the River, the barbecue and blues festival that draws thousands to the Jeffersonville riverfront, has been discontinued this year because the city isn't funding the event.

"It's a nice event and we enjoyed hosting it, but we couldn't continue to lose money," Jeffersonville Parks and Recreation Director Paul Northam said.

Instead, founder Dan Skaggs said he's preparing for a likely move to New Albany.

"It's [Jeffersonville's] decision, unfortunately for me," Skaggs said. "Fortunately for us, New Albany's a forward-thinking town, and they want to take it on."

New Albany officials are exploring the possibility of taking on the event, looking into funding sources for hosting this year but also considering long-term absorption.

"We want it here because we love festivals, we love any opportunity to get people down on the riverfront that we can," New Albany City Councilman Al Knable said. "We love Harvest Homecoming, but that riverfront is down here 365 days a year."

Forward-thinking, at-large councilman Al Knable appears to have played an important role in lending an ear.

The festival would book local musicians from a variety of genres and allow local businesses to "have first crack" at vending, Knable said. He reached out to* (contacted) Skaggs after a Smokin' contestant called, asking if the festival could continue on this side of the river.

We're left with one big question: If Knable presented it to Jeff Gahan, can Jeff Gahan still take credit and "present" it to the rest of us?

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(Ye gods, when will "reach out" finally go away?)

Matt Taibbi and Charlie Pierce on Drumpf, HRC, Tailginner Ted and Bernie.


First, Charles P. Pierce in the aftermath of Stupor Tuesday (bold/underline is Roger's).

At This Point, It's Either the Vulgar Talking Yam or Ted Cruz -- And on the other side, Bernie ought to stick around for a while, by Charles P. Pierce (Esquire)

 ... There is no reason at all for Sanders to drop out now. He raised a spectacular $42 million in February. But the best reason for Sanders to fight this all the way to the convention could be found in one passage in Hillary Rodham Clinton's Super Tuesday speech.

Unfortunately, too many of those with the most wealth and the most power in this country today seem to have forgotten that basic truth about America. Yesterday I was at the old south meeting house in Boston where nearly two and a half centuries ago American patriots organized the original Tea Party. I had to wonder what they would make of corporations that seem to have absolutely no loyalty to the country that gave them so much. What would they say about student loan companies that overcharge young people, struggling to get out of debt, even young men and women serving our country in the military or corporations that shift their headquarters overseas to avoid paying their fair share of taxes. Like Johnson Controls and Auto Parts from Wisconsin, that we taxpayers helped to bail out with the auto rescue back in 2008, now they're turning their back on America. I'm interested this making things right. Let there be no doubt, if you cheat your employees, exploit consumers, pollute our environment or rip off the taxpayers, we're going to hold you accountable.

I do not believe for a moment that she would have said anything of the sort if she hadn't been pressed by the Sanders campaign, and as long as that campaign goes on, the less tenable any pivot toward "the center" by HRC will be.

And, last week, Matt Taibbi on The Donald:

"He might have this thing sewn up before the others even figure out in what order they should quit. It's hard to recall a dumber situation in American presidential politics."

How America Made Donald Trump Unstoppable, by Matt Taibbi (Rolling Stone)

He's no ordinary con man. He's way above average — and the American political system is his easiest mark ever.

Taibbi's assessment of the Trump phenomenon is center of the target, but his greatest achievement may be his characterization of Ted Cruz.

... Psychology Today even ran an article by a neurology professor named Dr. Richard Cytowic about the peculiarly off-putting qualities of Cruz's face. He used a German term, backpfeifengesicht, literally "a face in need of a good punch," to describe Cruz.

This may be overstating things a little. Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint – but it's his tone more than anything that gets you. He speaks slowly and loudly and in the most histrionic language possible, as if he's certain you're too stupid to grasp that he is for freedom.

Wednesday, March 02, 2016

SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS: Idea versus ideal.

Welcome to another installment of SHANE'S EXCELLENT NEW WORDS, a regular Wednesday feature at NA Confidential.

But why new words? Why not the old, familiar, comforting words?

It's because a healthy vocabulary isn't about trying to show you're smarter than the rest of them. To the contrary, it's about selecting the right word and using it correctly, whatever one's pay grade or station in life.

Even municipal corporate attorneys are eligible for this enlightening expansion of personal horizons, and really, for those of us watching as the heavy trucks rumble past the sign forbidding them, all we really have is time on our hands -- moments enough for us to learn something.

This week, we visit grammarist.com.

Idea vs. ideal

As a noun, ideal refers to (1) a conception of something in its absolute perfection, or (2) an honorable or worthy principle or aim. It is not conventionally a variant or synonym of idea, though it is sometimes colloquially used this way.

An idea is a thought, notion or concept; it strikes me as overly charitable to soft-pedal confused usage with "not conventionally" and "colloquially."

Get it right, Trumpiputians.

Correct: I have an idea -- let's go have a beer.
Incorrect: I have an ideal -- let's go have a beer.

Correct: The Floyd County Democratic Party is bereft of ideas.
Also correct: The Floyd County Democratic Party is bereft of ideals.

And so on.



Photo essay: Which one's a heavy truck, Warren?








Four years later, and City Hall still can't explain this sign. Feeling good about New Albany's "plan" to cope with tolls?

Lewis & Clark Bridge? It's better than the Stemler & Stemler Bridge, but only marginally.


Stemler (Kerry) & Stemler (Steve) sounded too much like Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Sacco & Vanzetti and Bonnie & Clyde, so of course Rep. Stemler opted for the most trite and predictable possibility. It's who he is, and what he does.

Whatever happened to NAC's excellent idea of selling the bridge's naming rights to K-Y Jelly?

Is this the new name for the East End Bridge?, by Marty Finley (Louisville Business First)

We could be getting closer to the naming of the East End Bridge that will connect eastern Jefferson County to southern Indiana near Utica when it is completed later this year.

Indiana state Rep. Steve Stemler, D-Jeffersonville, filed a resolution with the Indiana General Assembly to name the East End Bridge as the Lewis & Clark Bridge.

Cumberland Falls, rocks, and heads of stone.




Yesterday D was compelled to attend a meeting held at Cumberland Falls State Resort Park, which is located roughly 15 miles west of Corbin, Kentucky. Having never been, I decided to accompany her and share the driving time.

It was a gorgeous morning, and so I walked from the lodge to the falls and back. Near the visitors center, there was an explanation of how the falls came to be.


It isn't nuclear physics: Water meets rocks soft and hard, and erosion is the result. Of course, this process of forming rock and wearing it away has occurred over millions of years, hence the irony.

The same state taken to erecting signs like this, which reflect science, awards charlatans like Ken Ham economic development funds to build a replica of Noah's ark -- which reflects superstition.

Tuesday, March 01, 2016

Snyder screws up and mentions Hibbard's name. That'll cost 'em 1%.


Earlier: The NA-FC school corporation's latest bond referendum debuts ... but if Trump wins, aren't we all moving to Canada anyway?

Hospital sale meetings are held in secret. Street reversion meetings are held in secret. The school corporation's community meetings ... but of course, there might be classified notices in the print edition.

MC wrote:

I probably just missed any notices but did you all see public notices about the community meetings held by the school system, according to the News and Tribune?

BG answered:

No, I didn't. It's especially funny seeing Snyder not explain what they supposedly explained at those gatherings. The new video doesn't explain anything, either. A lot has changed. They've learned. We just don't know how or what.

The newspaper took a break from Clark County coverage to proffer this explanation. It's nice to see that the concept of "pep rally" still exists in our area's institutions of learning.

NA-FC referendum shows push and pull; Groups set to support, oppose, by Jerod Clapp (Clark County News Source)

Gearing up for round two on a referendum, the New Albany-Floyd County Consolidated School Corp. has held community meetings to try to engage supporters.

Brad Snyder, deputy superintendent, said it's held some community meetings at the district's Education Support Center on Grant Line Road and has seen some growth in participation.

"Dr. [Bruce] Hibbard, [superintendent] has a goal of trying to get 100 people there," Snyder said. "We kind of started with 20, then it went to 30 or 40. At our last meeting, we probably had 50 people there. The energy and the enthusiasm has clearly grown. We’ve got a couple more set up, but we’re headed in the right direction."

Book events: "100 Things to Do in Louisville Before You Die," by Kevin Gibson, at Destinations Booksellers on Thursday, March 10.

File under: Books (with Taco Steve chaser).

100 Things to Do in Louisville Before You Die, by Randy Smith (Destinations Booksellers)

We all understand the concept of the “bucket list.” Whether we’ve done it yet or not, visiting Niagara Falls is on most of our bucket lists. Kevin Gibson thinks there’s plenty to do without even filling up your gas tank and tells us about it in 100 Things to Do in Louisville Before You Die.

The Insider Louisville feature/news writer, who covers local food and beverage businesses with flair, will introduce his latest book at Destinations Booksellers in New Albany, Indiana, on Thursday, March 10, at 7 p.m. It’s an unticketed event, but as it’s being held in the dining room of Taco Steve (see Gibson’s introductory story about the eatery), dining reservations are suggested. Call 812-670-6463 to reserve a table.

Top Ten posts at NA Confidential for February, 2016.


Thanks for reading NA Confidential, where we annoyingly burrow beneath the headlines to offer unique perspectives. The February Top Ten is determined by numbers of unique hits, as reported by Blogger. The list begins with ten honorable mention posts, before concluding with the Top Ten, escalating to No. 1.

Interestingly, February's top two posts now rank second and third, all-time. Number one? It was on June 18, 2014: "New Albany's first LGBT bar is now open," with 4,545.

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HONORABLE MENTION

180

Taco Steve and Bank Street Brewhouse: Louisville media ink for New Albany indies.


181

ON THE AVENUES: Hello, I must be going.


182

Jeffersonville City Council pulls Smokin' on the River funding -- is a move to NA imminent?


205 (tie)

In which we catch Jeff Gahan in a flagrant, bald-faced lie about city streets, bridge tolls, and his city's non-readiness.


205 (tie)

Collateral damage: Sadly, the era of "One Night with the Publican" guided tasting certificates for charity has ended, at least for now.


214

A future K & I shared-use path? It's "not a priority for One Southern Indiana" unless Norfolk Southern can move the bridge to River Ridge.


242

C-J report: Spiting Speck, Jeff Gahan still thinks that one-way traffic on Spring and Elm might be good for the city.


247

1 for 12, or Oh Eighty Three. Exactly what is the "full package" for a Floyd County reader?


256

I couldn't resist: Bernie or Hillary?


268 (tie)

We come not to praise Jeb Bush (!) but to bury him, and as quickly as possible.


268 (tie)

ON THE AVENUES: Gravity Head again, because times change, and possessive pronouns change with them.


275

CIDEways Tap Room + Cidery coming soon. Also, an Elks Lodge 270 facade improvement.


TOP TEN

279

It's coming around again, folks: What about downtown parking problems and/or solutions?


282

Rental property ordinance: "Very Important City Council Meeting (March 7th)."


291

Red Dragon Pub remains open, but Red Dragon Pub's restaurant is temporarily closed.


320

A sneak peek of Brooklyn and the Butcher during a pre-preview Tuesday night.


392

Here's the Gospel Bird menu. Regular hours begin Tuesday, February 23.


480

"Former New Albany café owner faces attempted murder charge."


531

A brief Gospel Bird update: Just around the corner.


731

Diet plans tossed from area windows as Gospel Bird's all-you-can-eat Sunday fried chicken starts THIS SUNDAY, February 28.


1,934

Take a look at these Gospel Bird soft opening photos. Opening night is Tuesday, February 23.


2,126

Keg Liquors Fest of Ale will move to New Albany's Riverfront Amphitheater in 2016; the 11th annual edition slated for June 4.

"Evicted: Poverty and Profit in the American City," or the book that should accompany NA's rental property inspection debate.


Poverty is a lucrative business.

New Albany's Democratic Party has ruled for decades.

Do the math. Wouldn't it be interesting to learn how many rental properties are owned by our city's leading Democrats?

Matthew Desmond’s ‘Evicted: Poverty and Profit in the American City’ ... reviewd by Barbara Ehrenreich (New York Times)

... Poverty in America has become a lucrative business, with appalling results: “No moral code or ethical principle,” he writes, “no piece of scripture or holy teaching, can be summoned to defend what we have allowed our country to become.”