The perfect news story for Trumping the Donald: "Ancient bottom wipers yield evidence of diseases carried along the Silk Road."

Make no mistake: Future archaeologists will have no interest whatever in your e-mail account. Your septic tank? That's another story entirely.

Ancient bottom wipers yield evidence of diseases carried along the Silk Road, by Maev Kennedy (The Guardian)

‘Personal hygiene sticks’ excavated from a 2,000-year-old latrine pit have preserved evidence of the transmission route for infectious diseases.

Well, if Team Gahan can use the pages from Speck's Downtown Street Network Proposal, then I've got my own go-to.