Today's Tribune column: "Look, ma, I’m a beer patriot."

I were told that them people want me reemoved to the woodshed ... wonder how that's going?

BAYLOR: Look, ma, I’m a beer patriot

Recalling that I became a professional beer drinker in order to effectively channel lingering bitterness at the ineptitude of the stork, which mistook New Albany on the Ohio for Neuburg on the Danube, permit me to offer another wrenching confessional.