No matter. Never mind. Thou shalt not be a control freak. Here is today's Tribune column, and a glimpse into the Gang of Four's gravy-bedecked, broken-stringed, decision-making process. We can only hope that some day, Naygain and McWafflin clue us into the broader specifics of their action plan to thwart progress in New Albany.
BAYLOR: A veritable cabal of babble
... “I don’t have a problem with that,” spluttered Cappuccino as delicately ground, meaty shrapnel trickled daintily onto the yellowed Sui-Generis® brand of paper plate, “but I’m sick and tired that it’s just now coming to my heartfelt attention, not that I don’t already know more about whatever you just said than you do."
3 comments:
My bologna has a last name
It's m-A-y-e-r
Kraft Foods' lawyers are on the phone, and they demand a spelling correction.
Yep, I'll take credit for that one. Spell check liked it!
These Cappuccino/Lil' Stevie columns have become one of my favorite things about living in NA.
I think of them as being on a similar level with the Randy Newman album Good Ole Boys, which I find myself singing quite often these days.
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