I felt your pain, and I came up with a solution. All I needed was a pitchman.
BAYLOR: Starving for education
Are you fed up with words you don’t understand? Tired of picking up the newspaper to read your favorite contrarian columnist, then coming to a screeching halt when he uses “troglodyte” and “disgruntlement” in the same sentence?
Hi, Roger Baylor here with an amazing new product — you’ve got to see it to believe it - called the Dictionary, and it’s a do-it-yourself confusion remover with professional results — guaranteed!
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But wait--there's more. Order now and we'll throw in the Easy Thesaurus free!
Even though I got to see a teaser to this column the other night, I still am LMAO. Humor and a great message. Good job.
Sublime!
Go ahead and send me one and I'll respond (and pay) later.
I lloked at the adult dvd and bookstore and couldnt find one. Is this offer mail order only and not available in stores?
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