Friday, January 23, 2009

Bicentennial sloganeering.

In 2013, New Albany will be 200 years old. Let's brainstorm on the topic of official bicentennial slogans.

New Albany -- where ordinance enforcement goes to die and be buried in Larry Kochert's garage.

New Albany: From plate glass to broken window panes in only 200 years.

New Albany: Two centuries of bad manners and cretinous politics.

New Albany -- Land of the indentured tenant, home of the slumlord.

New Albany: Our Coffey is cold and the Price is wrong.

You get the feeling, eh?

But seriously, lest I again find myself accused of hating my town by virtue of stating the obvious, are there any positive, uplifting slogans that we can use, and that can be said aloud without choking on the irony?

20 comments:

Daniel Short said...

New Albany - Yeah we know, don't hold your breath.

Tommy2x4 said...

new albany...at least you don't live in baghdad!

Tommy2x4 said...

new albany...at least we have one thing going right...Rogers beer!!!

Christopher D said...

New Albany - 200 years of Historical Preservation!
(Same politicians, same problems)

New Albany - Discover the Procrastination Difference!

New Albany - You'll leave feeling better about your town!

Satirist said...

For ROCK: New Albany – The City That Never Peeps

For Kentuckians: New Albany – Where Education Doesn’t Pay

For Slumlords: New Albany – Don’t Mess with Taxes

For Everyone Else: New Albany – Turn Right to Get to the Boat

Satirist said...

New Albany: In Another 200 Year We’ll be in the 21st Century.

G Coyle said...

New Albany - For Two Hundred Years a Frontier Town and Proud of it!

G Coyle said...

100 Years of Building
100 years of Destruction
Shall we Dance?

Satirist said...

New Albany: Where Coffey Grinds You

Satirist said...

It’s the Novelty Lighter, Stupid!

Ceece said...

New Albany-We Make Our Own Beer...So We Got That Goin' On For Us...Which is Nice

(shamelessly "borrowed" from www.austinhomebrew.com. and caddy shack)

Daniel Short said...

"Turn right to get to the boat" is my choice.

One more...New Albany: A great place for "them people"

Jeff Gillenwater said...

New Albany: Threatening to be somebody

Bayernfan said...

"New Albany - You'll leave feeling better about your town!"

This is my favorite one, although they're all really good!

edward parish said...

New Albany - Where the needs of a few, out weigh the needs of many.

mattspoppy said...

new albany..stuck in the 60's

Tommy2x4 said...

New Albany: Only on Friday nights at White Castles does anything really get accomplished!

Satirist said...

New Albany: Land of Opportunity to do Better!

StockPerson said...

NA - Fascism For Dumbies:

Of Late I Think of Cliffordville II:

It's like a classic black and white movie,... but in glorious technicolor!

StockPerson said...

Edward, you must mean the WANTS of few, not their needs, so they can... ya know, continue with the lifestyle they have grown accustomed to.