Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Just like ours, "The World Cup slogans are a mess."

World Cup slogans?

I had no idea, although NABC has a World Cup Trilogy coming in June.

Just imagine how some of these might slogans be translated into made-for-Dudgeon atrocities marketing atrocities; for instance, consider Australia's sloganeering translation into New Albanian:

Australia
Socceroos: hopping our way into history!

New Albany:
Come to Kangaroo

Some of the many comments are hilarious. Here's the link, followed a few other personal favorites.

Can you think of better World Cup slogans for the 32 teams? – open thread (Guardian)

The England team are not 'the heartbeat of millions', real men do not 'wear orange' and since when did 'heroes play like Greeks'? The World Cup slogans need a rewrite. Can your wit help?

Cameroon
A lion remains a lion

Costa Rica
My passion is football, my strength is my people, my pride is Costa Rica

Ivory Coast
Elephants charging towards Brazil!

Honduras
We are one country, one nation, five stars on the heart

Portugal
The past is history, the future is victory

Wednesday, April 02, 2014

I Heart Hoboken on the Ohio?


That's right: Don't be afraid.

Can someone just tell me who's responsible for the latest instance of branding downtown New Albany without asking anyone who actually does business there.


Now, to be sure: While utterly white bread, hackneyed and conventional, right down to the oft-deployed love muscle, at least "The Heart of the City" does have the supreme merit of NOT being Come to City, the legendary discarded dudgeontrocity from 2011/12. As such, I'm prepared to tolerate this one. It doesn't look bad. It looks nice enough.

I just wish that when it is decided to brand downtown, the folks being branded have some participation in the matter ... and that never seems to happen in spite of what happened the time before, and the time before that, and I just wonder why -- that's all.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Bicentennial sloganeering.

In 2013, New Albany will be 200 years old. Let's brainstorm on the topic of official bicentennial slogans.

New Albany -- where ordinance enforcement goes to die and be buried in Larry Kochert's garage.

New Albany: From plate glass to broken window panes in only 200 years.

New Albany: Two centuries of bad manners and cretinous politics.

New Albany -- Land of the indentured tenant, home of the slumlord.

New Albany: Our Coffey is cold and the Price is wrong.

You get the feeling, eh?

But seriously, lest I again find myself accused of hating my town by virtue of stating the obvious, are there any positive, uplifting slogans that we can use, and that can be said aloud without choking on the irony?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

REWIND: Up for adoption

(By Jeff "Bluegill" Gillenwater. Originally published on December 13, 2007)

“Traditionally, art is to create and not to revive.” - Josef Albers

A recent discussion with a friend of bridges, bicycles, eco-friendly housing, and cultural change in New Albany left me with this gem: Whatever we do, it'd better capture the imagination of the pioneers.

A more technical explanation from QuickMBA.com, considering the city of New Albany as product, is below.

Consumers can be grouped according to how quickly they adopt a new product. On the one extreme, some consumers adopt the product as soon as it becomes available. On the other extreme, some consumers are among the last to purchase a new product. As a whole, the new product adoption process can be modeled in the form of a bell-shaped diffusion curve similar to the following:




* Innovators - well-informed risk-takers who are willing to try an unproven product. Innovators represent the first 2.5% to adopt the product.

* Early adopters - based on the positive response of innovators, early adopters then begin to purchase the product. Early adopters tend to be educated opinion leaders and represent about 13.5% of consumers.

* Early majority - careful consumers who tend to avoid risk, the early majority adopts the product once it has been proven by the early adopters. They rely on recommendations from others who have experience with the product. The early majority represents 34% of consumers.

* Late majority - somewhat skeptical consumers who acquire a product only after it has become commonplace. The late majority represents about 34% of consumers.

* Laggards - those who avoid change and may not adopt a new product until traditional alternatives no longer are available. Laggards represent about 16% of consumers.


While locals have made much-- and rightfully so-- of code enforcement, sewers, traffic calming, and downtown decorations, these are all elements that appeal to what in most places would be called the mainstream. It's entirely possible that we could accomplish all those things and end up with a city that's perhaps a bit safer but no more alluring than the most recent exurban development. Careful, homogeneity is catching.

What then, have we done to "capture the imagination", to create the same enticement that compelled thousands of easterners to walk, ride, and float to our shoreline, carve a path, and call the resulting coordinates home? Or, for that matter, to drive across a bridge? With a few noted exceptions, not much I'd say. And until we take up intellectual arms against the idea that white, male, upper middle class bankers and administrators are somehow going to lead a cultural uprising, that answer won't change.

It's well within our collective reach to proclaim this place as different and so far, either through ignorance, fear, or apathy, we've simply decided not to.

I've no idea if anyone's coming with me, but I'm headed for the left hand side of the curve and declaring that New Albany is the mother of invention.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Up for adoption

“Traditionally, art is to create and not to revive.” - Josef Albers

A recent discussion with a friend of bridges, bicycles, eco-friendly housing, and cultural change in New Albany left me with this gem: Whatever we do, it'd better capture the imagination of the pioneers.

A more technical explanation from QuickMBA.com, considering the city of New Albany as product, is below.

Consumers can be grouped according to how quickly they adopt a new product. On the one extreme, some consumers adopt the product as soon as it becomes available. On the other extreme, some consumers are among the last to purchase a new product. As a whole, the new product adoption process can be modeled in the form of a bell-shaped diffusion curve similar to the following:



* Innovators - well-informed risk-takers who are willing to try an unproven product. Innovators represent the first 2.5% to adopt the product.

* Early adopters - based on the positive response of innovators, early adopters then begin to purchase the product. Early adopters tend to be educated opinion leaders and represent about 13.5% of consumers.

* Early majority - careful consumers who tend to avoid risk, the early majority adopts the product once it has been proven by the early adopters. They rely on recommendations from others who have experience with the product. The early majority represents 34% of consumers.

* Late majority - somewhat skeptical consumers who acquire a product only after it has become commonplace. The late majority represents about 34% of consumers.

* Laggards - those who avoid change and may not adopt a new product until traditional alternatives no longer are available. Laggards represent about 16% of consumers.


While locals have made much-- and rightfully so-- of code enforcement, sewers, traffic calming, and downtown decorations, these are all elements that appeal to what in most places would be called the mainstream. It's entirely possible that we could accomplish all those things and end up with a city that's perhaps a bit safer but no more alluring than the most recent exurban development. Careful, homogeneity is catching.

What then, have we done to "capture the imagination", to create the same enticement that compelled thousands of easterners to walk, ride, and float to our shoreline, carve a path, and call the resulting coordinates home? Or, for that matter, to drive across a bridge? With a few noted exceptions, not much I'd say. And until we take up intellectual arms against the idea that white, male, upper middle class bankers and administrators are somehow going to lead a cultural uprising, that answer won't change.

It's well within our collective reach to proclaim this place as different and so far, either through ignorance, fear, or apathy, we've simply decided not to.

I've no idea if anyone's coming with me, but I'm headed for the left hand side of the curve and declaring that New Albany is the mother of invention.