“It’s just the right size for the government we need,” said Price between strums. “The best part is that it’s up on blocks, just like the whole town. But I’ll keep grammaw’s cookie jar at my place, up on the shelf where them people can’t reach it.”
“I think we need to put some new vinyl siding on it,” added Price, “even if those preservation people don’t like it. First, I gotta be sure they paid their sewer hookups.”The press conference ended when Price began performing "Roll Another Number for the Road," a song from Neil Young's 1975 album, Tonight's the Night.
(Photo credit: Mr. M)
4 comments:
He feels able to get under any load
That's the best kind of out building right there. You can rent space under it.
heres the problem I got, ok, there ain't no porch on it.
porches? we dont need no stinking porches, them things cost us rate payers money!
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