NEW ALBANY -- Responding to criticism that he’s always against things and never for them, 3rd district councilman Steve Price took five minutes from his weekly State of the Front Porch address to introduce his plan for a new City Hall for New Albany.
“It’s just the right size for the government we need,” said Price between strums. “The best part is that it’s up on blocks, just like the whole town. But I’ll keep grammaw’s cookie jar at my place, up on the shelf where them people can’t reach it.”
“I think we need to put some new vinyl siding on it,” added Price, “even if those preservation people don’t like it. First, I gotta be sure they paid their sewer hookups.”
The press conference ended when Price began performing "Roll Another Number for the Road," a song from Neil Young's 1975 album, Tonight's the Night.
(Photo credit: Mr. M)