Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Green Mouse Q and A, Episode 2: Let the city know how you feel about the Summit Springs environmental clustermuck.


On Tuesday afternoon, Jeff Gahan's cloak-and-dagger Redevelopment Backscratching Commission will consider the future of Summit Springs, a bizarre hilltop commercial development off State Street that has been turned down more often than I was during prom season back in '77.

And yet following the late 2015 resolution of a lawsuit against the city, the controversial project has returned to life and is being warmly embraced by Team Gahan, which has resolved to TIF-Gift this for-profit private development monstrosity with an access road somehow tacked to the hillside, requiring a feat of engineering last witnessed when we spent $3 million on Bob Caesar's Silver Hills driveway.

Green Mouse Q and A: How the Summit Springs hilltop clustermuck got to this point.



Behold the aesthetic monstrosity of Summit Springs, coming soon to our low-density State Street corridor.




As noted yesterday, the Green Mouse has found a disgruntled informant close to the top. As information comes in, it will be published here.

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What can be done to stop this environmental disaster of Gahan-ic proportions?

Up on my floor, we call Summit Springs “Schisty Springs.” As for what can be done to stop it, it's the same old story. You have to register your viewpoint.

You can inundate city government with calls expressing your dissatisfaction with this planned development and the secretive means it has been thrust upon us. 

The main number for the city building is 812-948-5333. Ask to speak to the mayor’s office, the City Plan Commission, and Redevelopment. You are also strongly urged to contact your district city council person and each at-large member. If you are feeling particularly ornery and feisty, express your discontent and insist on satisfactory answers to your questions.

While you’re at it, email them as well so there’s a paper trail. 10, 15, or 20 calls in a day is enough to get anyone’s attention. This is not just about being a nuisance … it’s about holding our public officials accountable and making sure they follow the law.

However, good luck in trying to reach these city officials. Judging from the past, I fear they may already be in hiding trying to avoid the fallout of this latest debacle.

"What if the problem of poverty is that it’s profitable to other people?"

More of Bill Allen's bricks are falling down.

I know; it hasn't been that long.

"Evicted: Poverty and Profit in the American City," or the book that should accompany NA's rental property inspection debate.


But sometimes, reminders are a very good thing.

Evicted by Matthew Desmond review – what if the problem of poverty is that it’s profitable to other people? by Katha Pollitt (The Guardian)

‘There is an enormous amount of pain and poverty in this rich land,’ argues American sociologist Desmond in this brilliant book about housing and the lives of eight families in Milwaukee

What if the dominant discourse on poverty is just wrong? What if the problem isn’t that poor people have bad morals – that they’re lazy and impulsive and irresponsible and have no family values – or that they lack the skills and smarts to fit in with our shiny 21st-century economy? What if the problem is that poverty is profitable? These are the questions at the heart of Evicted, Matthew Desmond’s extraordinary ethnographic study of tenants in low-income housing in the deindustrialised middle-sized city of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

You might not think that there is a lot of money to be extracted from a dilapidated trailer park or a black neighbourhood of “sagging duplexes, fading murals, 24-hour daycares”. But you would be wrong. Tobin Charney makes $400,000 a year out of his 131 trailers, some of which are little better than hovels. Sherrena Tarver, a former schoolteacher who is one of the only black female landlords in the city, makes enough in rents on her numerous properties – some presentable, others squalid – to holiday in Jamaica and attend conferences on real estate.

Monday, April 11, 2016

The Chicago Defender: "American newspapers once stood for something more than a marketing plan."


My book of the month is The Defender: How The Legendary Black Newspaper Changed America, by Ethan Michaeli.

As foreign as the concept may be at present, the book is about standing up. You listening, Mr. Hanson?

New Book Highlights Historic Black Newspaper (NPR)

American newspapers once stood for something more than a marketing plan. The Chicago Defender was founded in the early 20th century to fight segregation in the South, build strong and lively African-American communities in the North and to root for the Chicago American Giants. It would become in many ways one of the most influential newspapers in the United States. The Defender could claim partial credit for the Great Migration north, the end of segregation in the U.S. military, the election of presidents, including Warren Harding, Harry Truman and John F. Kennedy and encouraging the career of a young South Side legislator named Barack Obama. Ethan Michaeli, who was once a reporter for The Chicago Defender in the 1990s, has written a book "The Defender: How The Legendary Black Newspaper Changed America."

Cigarettes and alcohol.



BBC Timeshift: The Smoking Years




BBC Timeshift: The Rules of Drinking

Or, two hour-long BBC documentaries about smoking and drinking culture in Great Britain, preceded by a reminder of how long ago twenty years really was.




(Updated) Looking for the Redevelopment Commission's minutes? Guess where they're NOT?


Go ahead, click that link.


Is anyone surprised?

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3:30 p.m. update: An City Hall apologist has forwarded a link for NARC Minutes. The last complete set of minutes is from August 25, 2015. As noted recently, the most recent city council minutes are from March, 2015. 

It's April, 2016. How long does it take, Jeff? 

Green Mouse Q and A: How the Summit Springs hilltop clustermuck got to this point.



On Tuesday, Jeff Gahan's handpicked Redevelopment Rubber Stamp Commission will consider the future of Summit Springs, a hilltop commercial development off State Street. The city's TIF Gift to this latest monstrosity is to be road tacked to the hillside.


Behold the aesthetic monstrosity of Summit Springs, coming soon to our low-density State Street corridor.




The Green Mouse has found a disgruntled informant close to the top. As information comes in, it will be published here.

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Where did the trees go?

A developer has decided to place a hotel and other businesses on top of that steep hill, and apparently, the trees were in the way.

When did this get approved?

It didn’t. Well…kinda.

It’s a little confusing unless you are a Krafty lawyer. The property owners have been trying to develop that hill since 2003. Most recently, in 2012, the proposed plan failed to gain support from City Council. However, the night City Council was to vote on it, the property owners withdrew the plan.

A couple months later, the property owners returned with the intention of reviving a plan from 2008. This particular plan had received primary approval from the Plan Commission and approval from City Council in 2008. However, because the property owners did not obtain secondary approval from the Plan Commission within 18 months as stated in city ordinance, the 2008 plan was no longer valid.

Now, the property owners must have known this. Otherwise, why would they go through the trouble and cost of getting another plan approved?

Since the property owners couldn’t get the needed votes from the 2012 City Council, they needed to devise a scheme to bypass City Council … enter the 2008 plan. They took the 2008 plan before the Board of Zoning Appeals but the Board saw through the scheme despite being threatened with a lawsuit. The property owners held true to their promise and sued the City of New Albany and the Board of Zoning Appeals.

This is where the story becomes unclear.

The city’s attorney, Stan Robison, requested a change of venue which ultimately moved the proceedings to Scott County. The local reporter (Daniel Suddeath) who had been covering the proposed development left the News and Tribune. Any and all coverage of this news story was non-existent during this time until now, when the hill has been stripped bare and the property owners want to build a road.

Whatever happened in the courtroom was clearly in the property owners’ favor. So, when did this plan gain approval? In 2008, by the city’s then Plan Commission and City Council, with the assistance of a judge at some point in the last two years. All of this was done without the property owner ever filing and getting approval for a secondary plan that would provide the details of the proposed development, which breaks city ordinance. So, it was not approved using the process set forth by the city.

How wonderful it is to be above the law. I wonder what else has been done without proper approval ... wait, don't ask me to answer THAT one.

Whatever happened to the Tree Board, anyway?



The city's web site says that a Tree Board exists.

Tree Board
  • David Barksdale
  • Adam Dickey
  • Shelle England
  • John Gonder
  • Annie Savino
  • Claudia Shrake
At least two of these board members (England, Savino) no longer live in New Albany, and John Gonder lost his seat on the council. Perhaps the web site has not been updated.

On numerous occasions when trees have been removed, the following being examples that spring immediately to mind ...

Street tree removals
Bicentennial Park
Main Street Improvement Project
Thomas Street sidewalks
Beach Mold & Tool expansion
Summit Springs project off State Street
Greenway project

... we've asked how the Tree Board was involved, and whether the Tree Board was involved, and the answer we've received more often or not (when an answer is forthcoming, which is seldom) is that um, maybe, although we'll have to check.

If you can locate the Tree Board, please let us  know. We have a tremendous concrete- and asphalt-induced Urban Heat Island problem in metro Louisville, of which New Albany is part.

How many trees has Team Gahan pulled down since 2012?

Sunday, April 10, 2016

Tennessee selects destructive book, gun as state symbols.



Welcome to my new series, Batshit Crazy Expeditions Through America. Let's visit Tennessee, and the book that inspired the Inquisition and a thousand pogroms.

Bill to make Bible Tennessee's official book heads to governor, by Joel Ebert (The Tennessean)

Tennessee is poised to make history as the first state in the nation to recognize the Holy Bible as its official book.

After nearly 30 minutes of debate, the state Senate on Monday approved the measure, sponsored by Sen. Steve Southerland, R-Morristown, with a 19-8 vote, sending the legislation to Gov. Bill Haslam’s desk.

Then, a veritable cannon.

Tennessee’s new official state rifle is so powerful it can ‘destroy commercial aircraft’, by Christopher Ingraham (Washington Post)

The Barrett .50 caliber rifle is a powerful gun. Widely used in the military, its rounds can "penetrate light armor, down helicopters, destroy commercial aircraft, and blast through rail cars," according to a report from the Violence Policy Center, a gun safety group. The Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence describes .50 caliber rifles like the Barrett as "among the most destructive weapons legally available to civilians in the United States."

And as of Wednesday, the Barrett .50 caliber is now the official state rifle of Tennessee, joining an illustrious roster of other state symbols including the raccoon (state wild animal), the tomato (state fruit), and Tennessee cave salamander (state amphibian).

Finally, lest we Hoosiers stoop to smugness, remember that Mike Pence is our governor, Ron Grooms shines the guv's ideological shoes, and we have our own official state firearm.

Replica of Grouseland Rifle, the official state gun, commissioned for bicentennial, by Tim Evans (Indy Star)

Indiana is among six states where lawmakers have designated an official state gun.

In the other five, it is a type of gun — the Colt 45 in Arizona, for instance, or the Browning M1911 automatic pistol in Utah.

In Indiana, however, it is an individual firearm. Just one gun: The Grouseland Rifle.

At least the Grouseland Rifle can't be used to shoot planes from the sky.

Cape Breton Island sounds better and better with each passing day.

GRAPHIC CONTENT WARNING: Greenway timbering east of the (former?) boat club.










It's odd.

In 2015, the Green Mouse was told that after years of legal efforts, the owner of the property where the New Albany Boat Club has been squatting all this time finally succeeded in displacing it.

Yesterday I saw a few vehicles at the boat club, and a dumpster being filled. The club's docks are stacked a couple hundred yards away. Is the club coming back? The city undertook eminent domain proceedings against this very same property owner, whose land extends beyond the flood wall and includes the boat club and right of way for the Greenway project.

If the boat club is coming back, it  can only be at the behest of the city. But why?

Meanwhile, a whole slew of healthy, mature trees have been cut. We now know the excuses reasons for this: The Greenway master plan said so, and the timbering had to come before the bats in JOhn Rosenbarger's belfry begin nesting. Has any previous mayor felled as many trees as Jeff Gahan?

And do we or don't we have a Tree Board?

The Green Mouse muses on the Greenway, eminent domain lawsuits, squatting and the New Albany Boat Club.



Market, Elm -- whatever. After all, they're both one-way streets.

Bill Clinton's Black Lives Matter comments: "Slick Willie can't talk his way out of this one."

I'm so old, I can remember when Hillary Clinton evolved on the issue of same-sex marriage.

That'd be 2013.

Bill Clinton's Black Lives Matter Comments Were Revealingly Honest, by Lincoln Blades (Rolling Stone)

For once we got to see a white person who's done real harm to our community say what he truly believes

... There are some, both within and outside of the black community, who will say former President Clinton should be banned from public events after this week's outburst. But I disagree. Bill Clinton's Nineties-era policies, with Hillary Clinton's support at the time, have irreparably harmed the black community by using racially coded language to support mass incarceration and damaging "welfare reform" — yet they've retained much of the goodwill Bill earned them by donning his Blues Brothers shades on Arsenio Hall. For Bill Clinton to more or less announce that he doesn't give a damn about the Black Lives Matter movement is great to hear as a supporter of the movement, because I really appreciate knowing where people stand.

Saturday, April 09, 2016

Whatever happened to the Main Street Preservation Association's Small Area Plan?

Ten and a half years ago ...

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2005


Ideas, issues and brainstorming at MSPA's Small Area Plan kickoff.

Last evening at the Grand Convention Center, the Main Street Preservation Association hosted a kickoff evening designed to gather ideas and strategies toward a Small Area Plan for the Mansion Row Historic District.
I dimly recall seeing a copy of this plan. Whether it was a draft or actually approved, I can't tell you, although much later, when the Main Street "Improvement" Project got underway, one of the project's backers explained to me that after all, beautification was stipulated in the Small Area Plan, and therefore perfectly legitimate.

Does anyone know where I might obtain a copy of this plan, if in fact it exists?

"Pence’s attack on women’s rights, and on Indiana."


And Ron Grooms sticks to Pence like glue.

Tully: Pence’s attack on women’s rights, and on Indiana, by Matthew Tully (Indy Star)

Time and again, Gov. Mike Pence has hurt Indiana with his ideological obsessions. This time, he has signed an abortion bill that has been condemned by doctors and many others.

For the 11 years I’ve written this column, I’ve largely avoided one topic: Abortion.

I've avoided it for many reasons. For one, I saw no way that anything I wrote could help, even a little, in a debate that is as fierce and divisive as anything in American life. Second, and much more important, I truly believe that on this issue the voices of women are more powerful and compelling than any words I could produce. And, finally, I have to be honest and admit that I have never once felt comfortable writing or even talking about this topic.

I'm sorry.

I apologize because my desire to avoid this topic led me to keep my mouth shut in recent months as Gov. Mike Pence once again thrust Indiana into an unnecessary and harmful culture war. I'm sorry because my discomfort led me to sit by as Republican state lawmakers and our horribly misguided and miscast governor waged a war on women’s rights and continued to damage the state so many of us love so dearly.

Chronicles of New Gahania, Chapter IV: Pat, just tell Coffey to shut the fuck up.



Dear Council President McLaughlin,

Pat, take our advice. There are times when you have to dig deep, bite the bullet, and tell Dan Coffey to shut the fuck up.

Yours truly,

Assembled New Albanians

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New Albany’s city council is like a long-running television series that somehow manages to score high enough ratings for renewal, albeit with numerous ups, downs, plot twists and cast changes.

Think of Saturday Night Live, and how it can be safely ignored for years, then again merit attention following a reboot of cast and chemistry.

On Monday night, a young man (“X”) was chatting with me during an impromptu intermission, as signaled by the council president at the conclusion of a ceremony recognizing attending high school basketball champs from New Albany High School – from which every last city council member graduated.

No, this isn’t the time for a digression as to the hazards of marrying one’s first cousin.

It turns out that our Bulldogs are winners in more ways than one, because they were first on the agenda, feted and then allowed to leave, sparing them the indignity of being forced to endure the remainder of the meeting.

Some kids have all the luck. I went to Floyd Central. So did Attorney Gibson, though we're very different people.

Anyway, X told me he’d attended a few meetings before, and the last time he was there, Coffey and former councilman John Gonder “really got into it.” He asked me whether such a spectacle might occur now that Gonder no longer is present, having been dumped for being a genuine Democrat by a mayor who absolutely isn’t.

Oh, yes, I replied. A thousand times, yes. As long as the Copperhead shakes, rattles and boors, manners will remain on thin ice.

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You’ve probably heard about athletes who have so much ability that they make everyone else on their team play better. Coffey’s just the opposite, a dysfunctional poli-toxin that pulls everyone down to his level, over there by that grate clogged with cigarette butts and Big Gulp cups.

Coffey is like poison ivy spores drifting through the heavy summer air; you didn’t get anywhere near it with the weed whacker, but still your leg gets all corrupted with nasty welts.

Think a major, area-wide downbuzz.

On Monday, not unlike raw sewage bubbling to the surface during New Albany’s seemingly daily stormwater run-off Big Gulp episodes, Coffey’s limitless venom came bubbling to the surface during non-agenda public speaking time.

Note that public speaking time continues to be allowed only at meeting’s end, effectively discouraging speaking by the public, few of whom merit treatment as courteous as that afforded winning basketball teams.

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Brad Bell, president of Southern Indiana Equality, rose to address a recent outbreak of Coffey-Speech on social media, this latest infinitesimal instance comprising a characteristically intemperate diatribe about transgendered child molesters in unisex toilets.

Love him or hate him, you simply can’t deny how hard Coffey works to memorize those delightful theocratic/fascist GOP tropes.

A experienced orator, Bell actually was able to complete two, maybe three sentences before Coffey lashed out, first denying that he’d ever written any such words (a diligent Bell possessed pesky screenshots), then yelling the very words he denied having used, something about transgendered child molesters in unisex toilets … and you see, here’s the thing, Pat.

You’re not council president solely to run interference for the wise and powerful Gahan’s chosen program of paving monetization.

You’re not even there to act as Adam Disney’s gee-whiz magic kingdom surrogate.

You’re there to run the meeting, Pat.

Coffey outbursts of New Albanian Id are eternal, but public speaking time is limited to a few minutes. It’s hard enough to convince a citizen to come to a council meeting and sit two hours patiently waiting for his or her turn, but when the turn finally comes, those precious minutes belong to the citizen, not to Coffey.

And yet, it plays out the same way virtually every time. A citizen addresses the council, Coffey interrupts, a junior high school lunchroom farce breaks out -- and the council president sits there, looking hopelessly confused.

I’m here to help.

Pat, in this situation, your job is to tell Dan Coffey to shut the fuck up and WAIT HIS TURN.

That’s what leaders do, and no, you needn’t wait for instructions from the mayor to do what you’re supposed to do as president of the council. Curb, neuter and muzzle; move forward. A grateful city will thank you.

While we’re on the topic, don’t tell me that you’re giving Coffey enough rope to hang himself, because he’s always behaved precisely the same non-housebroken way, whether posing as the mayor’s best slush buddy or declaring his independence from political party control – and you’ve always allowed it.

Stop doing that, Pat. But don’t stop stopping there. Stop the council's anti-intelllectual laziness. What city council really needs is a defined code governing its workplace demeanor. Call the code what you will – behavioral, decorum, civility, whatever. The salient point is that workplace bullies and pathological retrogrades like Dan Coffey cannot be held to a professional standard of behavior when there are no such standards in place.

Put them in place, Pat. You'll be thanked again by a populace tired of being interrupted.

(In the next installment of Chronicles of New Gahania, I’ll make the case for Southern Indiana Equality having better things to do with its valuable time than hector Dan Coffey)

Previously:

Ch. III ... The ED and the BC chart the arc of the sun as it climbs the New Gahanian sky.

Ch. II ... Video Jeff: We hired a study, not an engineer named Speck, 'cuz we want to be, uh, "a great place to be safe" -- and there'll be announcements soon, so WATER PARK.

Ch.  I ... In which we reveal EXACTLY how to evade those pesky bureaucratic parking requirements.

Friday, April 08, 2016

"Katie Toupin is parting ways with Houndmouth."

This news was released on social media late Friday afternoon.

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Important update from Houndmouth:

This is not the easiest news to share, but Katie Toupin is parting ways with Houndmouth. This is an amicable split, and Katie plans to pursue other opportunities.

We (Matt, Shane, and Zak) wish Katie the absolute best in all her future endeavors and want to thank her for the years we spent together as bandmates and, more importantly, friends. When we all first met as teenagers, we never dreamed that music would bring the four of us together and take us as far as it has. It’s been a long journey, and the time has come for our paths to split. We encourage everyone reading this to continue to support her.

FROM KATIE: I am incredibly thankful for all of our fans. Your relentless support has meant the world. We have been through so much together as a band, and none of it would have happened without the fans. I want to wish Houndmouth continued success. I would also like to ask the fans to continue to support me, along with the boys, as we go our separate ways.

ADDITION: This is effective immediately. She will not be at any future shows, including the upcoming tour. While this is our last message as the original four members, all shows will continue on as planned, with various musicians joining the Matt, Shane, and Zak on stage.

King Leopold and "The Horrors of Belgium's Congo."

My affection for Belgium and the Belgians precludes overt flippancy, but it does not prevent an honest examination of King Leopold's legacy.

It's not a pretty sight, and it's hard not to be scathing about it. It helps to know that Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness was derived from the Belgian colonial subjugation of the Congo.

European royalty boasts its fair share of rogues and scoundrels, but as a dismal human being, Leopold truthfully was in another league. His personal Congolese wealth-extraction mechanism cost the lives of 10 million persons, and in many respects the Congo hasn't ever recovered from it.

Last week I watched a documentary, described here.

The Horrors of Belgium's Congo, by Manohla Dargis (New York Times)

A latecomer to colonialism, King Leopold II of Belgium searched the world for a satellite to call his very own, finally finding his prey in the Congo region of Africa. Hiding his greed behind the twinned fictions of charity and philanthropy, the king entered the Congo with the help of the explorer Henry Morton Stanley and quickly strong-armed tribal chiefs into signing away their future. Soon after, representatives from Europe and the United States delivered the region -- renamed the Congo Free State, later Zaire and now the Democratic Republic of Congo -- into Leopold's rapacious care.

The ghastly story of Leopold's reign of terror in Africa during the late 19th- and early-20th centuries forms the subject of the documentary "Congo: White King, Red Rubber, Black Death," from the British filmmaker Peter Bate.

It's not for the squeamish.



Many Americans first became aware of this through a book.
King Leopold's Ghost: A Story of Greed, Terror and Heroism in Colonial Africa (1998) is a best-selling popular history book by Adam Hochschild that explores the exploitation of the Congo Free State by King Leopold II of Belgium between 1885 and 1908, as well as the atrocities that were committed during that period.[1] In doing so, the book aimed to increase public awareness of these Belgian colonial crimes,[citation needed] successfully as it turned out.

It was refused by nine of the 10 U.S. publishing houses to which an outline was submitted, but became an unexpected bestseller and won the prestigious Mark Lynton History Prize for literary style. It also won the 1999 Duff Cooper Prize. By 2013 more than 600,000 copies were in print in a dozen languages.

The book is the basis of a 2006 documentary film of the same name, directed by Pippa Scott and narrated by Don Cheadle.

I may or may not watch this second documentary. To be sure, there are heroes in this story; primarily journalists and missionaries, who adopted the simple expedient of telling the truth.

History. It really does matter.

John Gregg undergoes a pre-election LGBT conversion.

In a recent article about John Gregg's evolution since 2012, online.com/news/opinion/commentary-john-gregg-mike-pence-and-a-locked-steering-wheel/article_723b88c4-c99f-11e5-b0ed-dbbe112fc955.html">John Krull offered this quote: "You shouldn’t lock the steering wheel in life, because the road does bend."

There's a reserved seat for Mike Pence in dustbin of history, and yet I still need convincing about Gregg. In 2012, he came off as exactly the sort of  non-Democratic Faux Democrat we've learned from experience to loathe here in Floyd County.

We'll see.

A one-on-one with the Indiana Democrat looking to take down Mike Pence, by By Rick Sutton (The Word, via NUVO)

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The Word, central Indiana's LGBT monthly publication, is paying close attention to the 2016 election cycle. The Word's Political Editor, Rick Sutton, sat down with Indiana Democratic gubernatorial candidate John Gregg for a recent interview, which is featured in the April issue. A similar interview or guest column has been requested of incumbent Republican Gov. Mike Pence. That request remains open. NUVO will reprint that interview or column, if it ever happens.]

Former Indiana House Speaker John Gregg is the Democratic nominee for governor. It's his second try — in 2012, his campaign ran afoul of the LGBT community for divisive statements regarding Indiana's then-pending Constitutional amendment on marriage.


After that hard-fought but losing campaign, Gregg considered his options and decided to seek the state's top job in 2016. As part of that process, one of his major considerations was LGBT civil rights —and he arrived at different conclusions than his 2012 campaign proclaimed.

Behold the aesthetic monstrosity of Summit Springs, coming soon to our low-density State Street corridor.


Team Gahan can't install a crosswalk at Main and W. 1st, and then there's this.

The fact that the area has already been timbered doesn't bode well for New Albany rubber-stamp Redevelopment Commission ...


... to give the project's TIF road a thumbs-down, because of course all of it would have been arranged in the back corridors long before the rest of us knew anything.

You know, like an iceberg.

When the Yugoslav war crimes tribunal is finished, do you think the Hague would let us borrow it for a few months? Trust me, it won't take long, and they can have it right back.

Hotel, development slated for State Street in New Albany; Redevelopment commission to consider request Tuesday, by Chris Morris (10 Reasons Why Clark County Rocks)

NEW ALBANY — The New Albany Redevelopment Commission will consider a request to construct a road in order for a new development, which would include a hotel, to be constructed on the land behind Burger King and next to Home Depot in the 2200 block of State Street.

New Albany Mayor Jeff Gahan said the hotel being planned for the area is a Fairfield Inn and Suites. There would be other new development near the hotel which would likely include a medical facility and restaurants. He said the land was already approved for a Planned Unit Development.

Trees were cleared from the land recently in order to meet the state's April 1 deadline, due to bat and bird nests.



Thursday, April 07, 2016

Mapping the risk of lead poisoning ... in downtown New Albany.





I recommend clicking through and reading the entire article. Thanks to A for the tip.

The risk of lead poisoning isn’t just in Flint. So we mapped the risk in every neighborhood in America, by Sarah Frostenson and Sarah Kliff (Vox)

Neighborhoods where kids face the highest risk of lead poisoning exist all across America.

The trouble is that exposure risk is surprisingly difficult estimate, due to a variety of state-by-state differences in reporting standards. So we worked with epidemiologists in Washington state to estimate risk levels in every geographic area in America.

"As a parent, I found it very alarming," says Holly Davies, who works in Washington's Department of Ecology on lead exposure reduction. "My son was born in West Virginia, and there it was standard practice that at one year they get screened [for lead poisoning risk]. But here it wasn't a standard thing; I was the one who had to bring it up."

The map you'll see below shows the risk of lead exposure across the United States. The areas where kids are at highest risk of lead exposure — an estimate calculated using government data about the surroundings — are scattered all across the country.

These are the bright red areas in the map you see below — the places that public health researchers have identified as having the highest risk of lead exposure. You can see that the vast majority cluster in urban areas.

ON THE AVENUES: The Six Session Beers of Session Beer Day.

ON THE AVENUES: The Six Session Beers of Session Beer Day.

A weekly web column by Roger A. Baylor.

Thursday, April 7 is Session Beer Day 2016. It's one of my favorite holidays of the year, and so I'll be celebrating in appropriate fashion. After all, there is plenty of time.

I used to be a pro beer drinker. Now I'm a pro bono beer drinker, learning new things every single day, like this: Before you can be bought out, someone must pay you. Remember that. Turns out it's important. Who'd have known?

Meanwhile, here's the session beer story.

A Session Beer Day Brewery Crawl on Thursday, April 7.

On April 7, I'll start before lunch (circa 11:00 a.m.) and traverse downtown Louisville on foot, walking from brewery to brewery and having a session beer at each. Most usually have at least one 4.5% choice on draft. The brewery list, traveling roughly west to east, would be: Falls City (Over the 9), Gordon Biersch, BBC 3rd Street, Against the Grain, Goodwood and Akasha.


For all intents and purposes, session beer consciousness as we know it today originates with Lew Bryson's Session Beer Project.

For our purposes, 'session beer' is defined as a beer that is:

  • 4.5% alcohol by volume or less
  • flavorful enough to be interesting
  • balanced enough for multiple pints
  • conducive to conversation
  • reasonably priced

Now for the preview, one downtown Louisville brewery at a time.

Within the past month, Kentucky Common has been added to the Falls City brewery's flagship roster. The brewery shares space on S. 10th Street with Old 502 Winery and Over the 9, a gastropub serving house beer and wines as well as a full roster of spirits.

Last year's revised BJCP guidelines include Kentucky Common as an historical beer, with perhaps the clearest description yet offered of a style that remains nebulous in the minds of many -- including mine. For a very long time, I desperately wanted to make a "sour mash" connection, but the evidence simply does not support it.

Modern characterizations of the style often mention a lactic sourness or sour mashing, but extensive brewing records from the larger breweries at the turn of the century have no indication of long acid rests, sour mashing, or extensive conditioning. This is likely a modern homebrewer invention, based on the supposition that since indigenous Bourbon distillers used a sour mash, beer brewers must also have used this process. No contemporaneous records indicate sour mashing or that the beer had a sour profile; rather the opposite, that the beer was brewed as an inexpensive, present-use ale.

Following is Falls City's own description.


Falls City Kentucky Common

What happens when bourbon lovers brew beer

The Kentucky Common is a style of beer that started in Louisville. At one point, more than 75 percent of Louisvillians drank Common before the style disappeared during Prohibition. Today we craft this rich, easy-drinking ale with corn, barley and rye -- just the way it used to be made.

STYLE: Pre-Prohibition Ale
HOPS: Crystal, Perle
ABV: 4.0%
IBU: 20
AROMA: Complex, malty, unique


It's the perfect choice to kick off this inaugural session brewery crawl -- historic, local and tasty.

In 2015, I surveyed Gordon Biersch's Louisville location for Food & Dining Magazine. In recent years, I've come full circle, back to lagers -- and Biersch does good lager.

Consequently, unlike some other national brewery concepts, all Gordon Biersch house beers right here in Louisville, where chain or not, the company helped launch the Kentucky Guild of Brewers, working alongside the state’s independent small brewers.

Brewer Nicholas Landers tells me that a batch of Schwarzbier is on the way, and strictly speaking, it would make a better tipple for Session Beer Day at 4.3% abv (remember, I'm aiming for 4.5% abv and below).

However, it looks as though my "certainly close enough for rock and roll" selection will be Golden Export.

Our lightest, most refreshing lager, delicately hopped with a clean, crisp finish. The demand was so high when it was first brewed in the 1870s, that it was "exported" to other regions.

Original gravity: 11.5° Plato
Alcohol by volume: 5.00%
Bitterness units: 17

The BJCP (2015) has this to say about German Helles Exportbier, and I concur: "Less finishing hops and more body than a Pils but more bitter than a Helles."

Oldtimers like me still think of "Export" in conjunction with brands from Dortmund (DAB and Dortmunder Union), though these aren't seen very often. Arguably the best known regional example of this style is Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold, out of Cleveland.



Next stop will be Bluegrass Brewing Company's 3rd Street location, across from the Yum Brands Arena. Has it really been five years? I included the recently opened Bluegrass Brewing Company 3rd & Main location as part of my Food & Dining Magazine column in the 4th quarter, 2010 edition. The issue isn't yet available on line, but I reprinted it here in early 2011.

For the new Arena BBC (300 W. Main), directly south of the KFC Yum! Center, the ever industrious Hagans took on their most labor-intensive start-up project to date, and in a truly venerable structure. Dining, drinking and brewing space to the tune of $1.4 million now occupies the basement and first floor of the seven-story Louisville Orchestra Building, formerly known as the Kentucky National Bank, a splendid 120-year-old example of Richardsonian Romanesque architecture that is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.

This was so long ago that Against the Grain didn't yet exist. The AtG boys still worked for BBC, and Sam Cruz showed me the new BBC brewery at 3rd & Main.

Altbier is one of the most delightful experiences you'll ever have during German beer hunting, particularly in Düsseldorf. Trust me. The late Michael Jackson provides background in an excerpt from his pocket guide.

For my purposes today, a comprehensive overview of BBC's Altbier isn't necessary. It should suffice to say that it has been a staple for a very long time, since David Pierce's original tenure at BBC, perhaps following our shared "Sticke" experience at Zum Uerige in 1995.


See? Best by 2001. Like I said, it's been a while since BBC Altbier appeared. For a while, it was tagged as Amber.

Now it's both.

BBC Altbier Amber Ale

Altbier, literally translated as "Old Style" beer, is a classic German ale. BBC Altbier is brewed with additions of Munich, wheat, caramel, and chocolate malts creating a delicate, but flavorful malt profile. This delicious amber colored session beer is balanced with additions of tradtional spicy German hops creating a light and floral bouquet to compliment its complex malt profile.
• ABV: 4.20% • IBU: 24

A few long blocks east on Main Street will bring me to Against the Grain, and what can be said about Against the Grain that Against the Grain hasn't already said about itself?

Well, there's this: In spite of the brewery's image as purveyor of crazed liquid extremities, it maintains a Session tap at its Slugger Field headquarters at all times.

Wanna drink some beer? No more should the light beer drinker fear craft brewed beers! At AtG we brew a beer for the session drinker, the light beer drinker, and simply, the new beer drinker. Our session beers typically contain no higher than 5 percent ABV, and feature a balance between malt and hop characters (ingredients) and, typically, a clean finish - a combination of which creates a beer with high drinkability. In short, one that does what it should. Our session beers are light bodied, delicious, and thirst quenching. Come on in and Drink up!



The AtG website currently lists two choices. Either of them works for me, although I lean toward the Belgian.

“NECKHOLE AMERICAN LAGER”

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

We remember the good ol' days, when beers were beers and titties were real. Ya know? With the good tan lines on 'em? Those were the days, and this beer takes ya there. Two-row American Pilsner malt and a hint of Munich malt lend a light, bready body. With just enough Citra to balance and add a hint of fruit, it's easy-drinking. It's uncomplicated. Don't over-think it, just pour it down your neckhole.

ABV: 4.8%
IBU: 70.2
OG: 11.0P

Ironically, I used to work for a brewery that produced a 4% "Tafelbier." It'd be nice to taste another version. By this point in the walk, it may be necessary to procure some pork belly on a stick.

“SHO'NUFF”

The Beer For Bad Mo-Fo's

This Belgian table bier is a traditional entry into the Session category. It is meant to be consumed with food but also stands well on its own. When you need to drink the whole meal and want something with plenty of flavor but don’t want to get shit-twisted from the alcohol, this is a great choice. Look for a smooth malty body with hints of biscuit and rye. The hops are subdued and mostly present as a bittering agent. The yeast plays a prominent role in creating bready and lightly fruity notes.

ABV: 4.0%
IBU: 13.5
OG: 10.8P

After one final long block east on Main, there's Goodwood Brewing Company, located on the Beer Corner of Main & Clay, as mentioned recently here: THE POTABLE CURMUDGEON: Two decades of Beer Corner barrels.

Goodwood’s identity dates to 2015 and a rebranding of the entity once noted for brewing Bluegrass Brewing Company’s beers under license for packaging and distribution. The brewery’s new name is fully intentional, meant to inform beer lovers of the roles played by wood and water.

“We became Goodwood because we are known throughout the region and industry as experts in barrel aged products,” says Goodwood’s CEO, Ted Mitzlaff.

I'm an outspoken advocate of quality lager, and Louisville Lager fits the bill precisely. It also falls perfectly into the session alcohol content range. The shame is that I'll have time for only one, because Akasha will be beckoning, just around the corner in NuLu.

Louisville Lager

PUT GOOD WOOD ON IT

Goodwood Louisville Lager is the first and only beer brewed with 100% Kentucky-grown grains. And, in a tip of the cap to our Slugger-making neighbors downtown, white ash – common in baseball bats – is used to enhance brewing. This results in a light-bodied, perfectly balanced lager with a sweet finish delivered by those Kentucky grains.

4.2 ABV/35 IBU

If all goes as planned, I should be arriving at Akasha Brewing Company around opening at 5:00 p.m. Over at Lew Bryson's Session Beer Project, Akasha's Session Beer Day observance scored some ink from the maestro himself, and I love it.

One of Akasha's owners is Rick Stidham, whom I consider not just a friend, but also one of the most thoughtful and authentic personages in local brewing circles -- and we have so many fine people hereabouts.

When it became sadly evident to me that I'd be unable to continue the tradition of Session Head at NABC, I asked Rick about the chances of Akasha having some session-strength beers on tap for Session Beer Day. He was enthused, and because of his gracious support, the idea of a Session Beer Day Brewery Crawl germinated.

Although I've committed to full pours of small beers on Session Day, one at each stop, the rich bounty at Akasha may compel me to consume halvers, because 3 + 1 = 2.

Akasha American Pale with Brett
Sour Ale/Wild Ale · 4.2% ABV
Funky and fruity, brewed with Nugget and a blend of citrus-fruity hops, fermented with California Ale yeast and six strains of Brettanomyces simultaneously.

Akasha Belgian Blonde
Golden Ale/Blond Ale · 4.5% ABV
Our Belgian Blonde is inspired by, but by no means a clone of, one of our all-time favorite beers from our friend, Yvan: De la Senne Taras Boulba. Dry, hoppy, and quenching.

Akasha English Mild with Brett
Mild Ale · 3.1% ABV
English Milds of long ago had Incidental Brett in them. We put Intentional Brett in ours. Dry, drinkable, light in body, dark in color.

Not only those three, but there's a guest from Monnik Beer Co. in Schnitzelburg, roughly two and a half miles south of Akasha. I'm glad Monnik Mild George (English Brown Ale, 3.5%) will be at Akasha, because after six beers ...

At any rate, 3 + 1 = 2 ... or, four halves to make two full pints. There's also a chance that Rick can join me for some of the afternoon stops. That would be serious fun.

There's a 40% chance of showers in the morning on Thursday, with clouds in the afternoon and a high of 56 degrees. In short, delightful Irish weather for a brewery crawl through downtown Louisville.

I'm @newalbanian on Twitter, and will be using #sessionbeerday as a hashtag. My Instagram account is The New Albanian, and I usually post photos to Facebook.

Holidaze. What's not to love?


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March 31: ON THE AVENUES: Abortion? Wichita, or maybe Targu Mures.

March 24: ON THE AVENUES: Introducing New Albany Craft Beer Week, May 27 – June 4, 2016.

March 17: ON THE AVENUES: Erin Go Blagh -- a timeless classic for a green-hued holiday.

March 10: ON THE AVENUES: A funny thing happened on the way to a city council nightcap.

Beilman: "We didn't miss this story, you missed our coverage of it."


Hey, fair's fair.

I wrote:

Utica: "Caught in the path of an approaching juggernaut being driven by everyone else's development goals."

It's surprising that N and T's platoon of Clark County reporters missed this story. Perhaps they were at Eastside, rolling out the folding chairs for Cooking School.

One of the members of the Clark County newspaper's platoon, Elizabeth Beilman, left a new comment on the post, and I reprint it here verbatim.

Roger,

We didn't miss this story, you missed our coverage of it.

Enjoy:

http://www.newsandtribune.com/news/developer-s-plans-near-east-end-bridge-thwarted/article_7600a7c0-a37d-11e5-8ff5-cfe995e6cc19.html

http://www.newsandtribune.com/news/utica-protests-location-of-indot-maintenance-facility/article_004a2db6-ae78-11e5-8259-67d9e5f3d61c.html

http://www.newsandtribune.com/news/utica-seeks-help-from-state-on-road-damage-from-bridge/article_19dab3fa-d055-11e5-bd3a-af2f3f08c569.html

Kindly,

Elizabeth Beilman

Hieronymus Bosch would have adored New Albany.





I suspect that my experience isn't unique, in that Hieronymus Bosch first came to my attention as mentioned in passing in No One Here Gets Out Alive, the 1980 biography of Jim Morrison by Jerry Hopkins and Danny Sugarman. From there, it was off to the library, and later to European museums to see the paintings up close and personal.

Here's a decent old-school documentary about Hieronymus Bosch. View it at YouTube, and you'll find a collection of links to source material.

Wednesday, April 06, 2016

We measure in inches: ADA sidewalk requirements are crucial, unless we don't bother enforcing them.


Board of Public Works and Safety, 03-29-16.

As a preface to what follows, see the photo above. Parking on the sidewalk on this one block is an everyday occurrence, and has been for years. Not weeks or months, years.

Now, read about the critical importance of ADA access requirements.


To Feast's credit, restaurant staff comes to the Bored of Works and Frivolity seeking permission to have outdoor seating. City engineer Summers offers a stern lecture about width of passage. The request is approved. Meanwhile, four blocks away ...


Another downtown merchant takes the initiative to come before the Bored, this time with reference to a sign. Once again, Summers specifies requirements to the inch.


Approval is granted. Meanwhile, four blocks away ...


Hell, over on Cherry Street, where Jeff Gahan's phantom street "calming" measures are about as well known as the Bulgarian Women's Choir  songbook, we're actually issuing tickets for cars parking on the sidewalk in self-defense.


Meanwhile, over on 3rd Street ...


Dude: Does Charles Jones have the nude photos hidden somewhere, or what?

Bill Hanson, bring this 9-year-old reporter to New Albany -- only if Eastside, 1Si and CNHI agree, of course.


Note the byline.

Staff (aged 36) and agencies

Send her this way, please.

Nine-year-old US reporter defiant after critics say 'go back to playing with dolls' (The Guardian)

Hilde Lysiak, whose coverage of a suspected murder in Pennsylvania prompted outrage from some locals, says her age won’t stop her from ‘doing a great story’

On Tuesday, Hilde responded to the criticism.

“It kind of gets me angry because, just because I’m nine doesn’t mean I can’t do a great story,” she said. “It doesn’t mean I can’t be a reporter.”

In a video posted on her website she said: “I know this makes some of you uncomfortable, and I know some of you just want me to sit down and be quiet because I’m nine.

“But if you want me to stop covering news, then you get off your computer and do something about the news. There, is that cute enough for you?”

In the video she read some of the negative comments aloud, including: “I am disgusted that this cute little girl thinks she is a real journalist. What happened to tea parties?” and “Nine-year-old girls should be playing with dolls, not trying to be reporters.”

Wearing a badge reading “I love free speech”, she giggled as she read out the comment: “You are nine fucking years old. Seriously, what the fuck is going on?”