DNA always knows best: Now it's "Mayor Jeff M. Gahan's Bicentennial Park Summer Concert Series."

I'm so old, I can remember when the mayor settled for presenting it -- and if we're to excavate all the way down to the nitty-gritty, they're actually Production Simple's shows.

But wait -- it's almost time for Deaf to make his intentions clear with respect to next year's State Senate race, and if you thought the personality cult was bad before ...

As an addendum, NAC has been unable to confirm whether New Albany Mayor Jeff M. Gahan or anyone working in the city's administration is under federal investigation or indictment for corruption, bribery or racketeering. It is standard policy of the U.S. Justice Department to refuse to confirm or deny the existence or non-existence of investigations or subjects of investigations. A similar policy exists at the F.B.I.