Petition?

It occurred to me today that if our downtown streets ran both ways, I could give these simple directions (from Louisville) to the Bank Street Brewhouse:

"Take the I-64 (west) exit ramp onto Elm Street, and turn right on Bank Street."

As it stands, I must say:

"Take the I-64 (west) ramp onto Elm Street, turn right on 3rd Street, turn right on Spring Street, then turn right on Bank Street."

Plainly, one-way streets are bad for business. If every downtown merchant signed a petition of support for two-way streets, what would the argument against it then be? That no one wants it?

Would the petition be best directed to the city council, or to Dave Matthews, in the hope that he might call off the easternmost Elm Street obstructionist militia?

(Or, to Freedom to Screech, so as to abet the delusional perfessor?)

And: Who collects the signatures?