Pssst … hey, buddy, you need good seats for the city council meeting Thursday night? I got two, front row, Gang of Four side – what’s that? Nah, these ain’t no obstructed view seats. That lady’s camera has to be in back now.
Whaddya mean, no good? It’s the best show in town, pal, and worth every penny. It's just like Springer, okay?
Huh? How’s that again? You mean they don’t charge admission? But Erik said he got ‘em straight from the Wizard of Westside, and I had to pay him … wait, I mean pay her … forget it.
That’s all right. Never mind. See ya in the funny papers, eh?