Surely Irv intends to mention Bill Allen's perennial eyesore at 213 and 215 East Main. That nice, new steeple -- and this same old act of public vandalism.
Will he also include the corner of 202 E. Main ... but didn't I hear that it had been sold to a local developer?
I'm going to edge out on a limb here and suggest that Irv will not mention other daily threats to public safety.
Is there a safety exemption for mechanical fetishes?