Monday, May 23, 2011

This just in: Merger kills a newspaper column.

Damn, I knew I should have actually won that election ... then I could still have a newspaper column, just like Parson Clere, although I'm told that the beer column idea is still on the table for the Spectrum section.

The now departed Coach K used the word "hiatus" prior to my council bid. I had to fetch a thesaurus to know what he meant. Now, somewhere, he and Lucy Van Pelt are holding the football aloft and laughing.

Just my luck. Who'd have known that Linus's older sister worked for the Retirement Systems of Alabama?

Is it time to go underground, yet?

Matt Nash: It's all yours now. Torture the troglodytes often, will you ... and try to give us some New Albany news, okay? The Clark County stuff's already getting old.


Right now, the regular columnist spots are full. I can't pick up anyone else and still get in letters, cheers and jeers and any editorials in a timely manner.

I still had to drop another columnist (McDonald) on top of when you and Kelley Curran decided to run for office because space became less available after the merger. I'm also trying to keep a balance between Clark County folks like Dodd and Harbeson and Floyd County writers like Amy and Nash. And, of course, I have a freelancer/stringer budget to worry about.

It's possible a spot would open up in the future and I'll let you know if that happens.


Shea Van Hoy

3 comments:

Iamhoosier said...

New Albany is now the Georgetown of the "old" Tribune.

dan chandler said...

As newspapers fade in importance, reliable blogs grow more important.

ybrdnw said...

the NA papers are the raggiest of the rags. when we lived in NA and took the trib i barely blinked when a front page headline read: 5 wetbacks found dead in dessert. however when the word "the" in a large front page headline with very large type was misspelled, i felt my hand was forced & cancelation ensued!