Showing posts with label prayers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prayers. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Freedom from religion: "Hurricanes Harvey and Irma expose the futility of prayer."


As the local chain newspaper steadily ups its quotient of religious advocacy, I'm left with little choice except to escalate my own infidel's counterweight.

Dan Barker is Co-President of the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF), which is a national nonprofit dedicated to keeping state and church separate and educating the public about non-theism.

Hurricanes Harvey and Irma expose the futility of prayer, by Dan Barker (Patheos)

“Pray for America’s protection from danger.”—Texas Governor Greg Abbott

“The hands that help are better far than lips that pray.”—Robert G. Ingersoll

This year’s hurricane season proves beyond all doubt that nothing fails like prayer.

On Sunday, when the full force of Hurricane Irma was battering its way across the peninsula, Florida Governor Rick Scott desperately cried out, “Pray, pray for everybody in Florida.”

Did he forget? We’ve been there, done that. History shows us that nothing fails like prayer ...

Friday, August 12, 2016

Prayer, needles and Pence. Radical Christian extremists, be gone.

Mike Pence: Radical Christian Extremist (photo credit Patheos)

"In the face of a growing epidemic, Mr. Pence put aside his own moral opposition to giving syringes to drug users to allow a needle exchange program."
--- New York Times

I'm of the generation unable to read these words without recalling a beloved, iconic Ronald Reagan, steadfastly ignoring the AIDS epidemic not for a few months, but more than a few years.

I'm of the secular cohort unable to fathom why prayer is required to interpret science.

I'm of the local constituency of Ed Clere's, who gets good (and deserved) press here, and will be getting my vote this November in his bid to serve a fifth term in the Indiana House.

Mike Pence’s Response to H.I.V. Outbreak: Prayer, Then a Change of Heart, by Megan Twohey (NYT)

AUSTIN, Ind. — On the evening of March 24, 2015, Sheriff Dan McClain got an unexpected voice mail: “This is Gov. Mike Pence calling. I would welcome the opportunity to get your counsel on what’s going on in Scott County.”

What was going on was unprecedented in Indiana and rare in the United States: H.I.V. was spreading with terrifying speed among intravenous drug users in this rural community near the Kentucky border. Local, state and federal health officials were urging the governor to allow clean needles to be distributed to slow the outbreak.

But Indiana law made it illegal to possess a syringe without a prescription. And Mr. Pence, a steadfast conservative, was morally opposed to needle exchanges on the grounds that they supported drug abuse.

And this:

On March 23, more than two months after the outbreak was detected, Mr. Pence said he was going to go home and pray on it. He spoke to the sheriff the next night.

Two days later, he issued an executive order allowing syringes to be distributed in Scott County.

But this:

State Representative Ed Clere, a Republican who was among those pushing the governor to approve the needle exchange, said he was relieved when Mr. Pence finally did so. He also wished it had been done sooner. “It was disappointing that it took so much effort to bring the governor on board,” Mr. Clere said.

Yes, disappointing. I'll be praying that Pence loses the national race, too. Forget Trump; I'm worried about Indiana foisting its state nightmare on the country at large.

"Indiana could have avoided HIV outbreak," but Mike Pence was busy being all fundamentalist and shiz.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

The VA's list of available emblems for headstones and markers might help Dan Coffey choose invocation contestants.

Yesterday, reader W took issue with 1st district councilman Dan "Wizard of Westside & Dispenser of Soulful Balm" Coffey's ongoing insistence that only "legitimate" religious institutions are eligible to offer invocations before council.

NAC Reader Comments 1: "The US Government has no list of 'legitimate' religions."

As Coffey contemplates the existence of various "official" religions, to be daintily arranged in precise order on his clipboard with a different color of Crayola for each, the very same blog reader who commented yesterday has provided the VA's list for the councilman's use.

U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs
National Cemetery Administration
Available Emblems of Belief for Placement on Government Headstones and Markers

First, I've chosen a few of the more interesting emblems. The whole list follows.

You're welcome, CM Coffey.

I'm readying my stirring atheist's invocation as we drift toward irrelevance together.

ATHEIST (16)

HUMANIST (AMERICAN HUMANIST ASSOCIATION) (32) 

FAROHAR (Zoroastrianism) (43)

INFINITY (49)

HAMMER OF THOR (55) 

WICCAN (37)

SANDHILL CRANE (57)

AVAILABLE EMBLEMS

LATIN CROSS (01)
BUDDHIST (Wheel of Righteousness) (02)
JUDAISM (Star of David) (03)
PRESBYTERIAN CROSS (04)
RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CROSS (05)
LUTHERAN CROSS (06)
EPISCOPAL CROSS (07)
UNITARIAN CHURCH (Flaming Chalice) (08)
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH (09)
AARONIC ORDER CHURCH (10)
MORMON (Angel Moroni) (11)
NATIVE AMERICAN CHURCH OF NORTH AMERICA (12)
SERBIAN ORTHODOX (13)
GREEK CROSS (14)
BAHAI (9 Pointed Star) (15)
ATHEIST (16)
MUSLIM (Crescent and Star) (17)
HINDU (18)
KONKO-KYO FAITH (19)
COMMUNITY OF CHRIST (20)
SUFISM REORIENTED (21)
TENRIKYO CHURCH (22)
SIECHO-NO-IE (23)
THE CHURCH OF WORLD MESSIANITY (lzunome) (24)
UNITED CHURCH OF RELIGIOUS SCIENCE (25)
CHRISTIAN REFORMED CHURCH (26)
UNITED MORAVIAN CHURCH (27)
ECKANKAR (28)
CHRISTIAN CHURCH (29)
CHRISTIAN & MISSIONARY ALLIANCE (30)
UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST (31)
HUMANIST (AMERICAN HUMANIST ASSOCIATION) (32)
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH (USA) (33)
IZUMO TAISHAKYO MISSION OF HAWAII (34)
SOKA GAKKAI INTERNATIONAL - USA (35)
SIKH (KHANDA) (36)
WICCAN (37)
LUTHERAN CHURCH MISSOURI SYNOD (38)
NEW APOSTOLIC CHURCH (39)
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST CHURCH (40)
CELTIC CROSS (41)
ARMENIAN CROSS (42)
FAROHAR (43)
MESSIANIC JEWISH (44)
KOHEN HANDS (45)
CATHOLIC CELTIC CROSS (46)
THE FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST (Cross and Crown) (47)
MEDICINE WHEEL (48)
INFINITY (49)
LUTHER ROSE (51)
LANDING EAGLE (52)
FOUR DIRECTIONS (53)
CHURCH OF NAZARENE (54)
HAMMER OF THOR (55)
UNIFICATION CHURCH (56)
SANDHILL CRANE (57)
MUSLIM (Islamic 5 Pointed Star) (98)

Monday, June 15, 2015

NAC Reader Comments 1: "The US Government has no list of 'legitimate' religions."


Referring to our post on June 2, Prayer duly restored, the Ayatollah Coffey will now decide whether your religion deserves his stamp of approval, reader W takes issue with Dan Coffey's insistence that only "legitimate" religions can offer invocations before council.

Looks like I need to bone up on my atheistic scripture ... or find a Druid.

"Coffey disagreed, as he said the U.S. Supreme Court ruling assures that a church has to be deemed as a legitimate institution before it can push for inclusion in public prayer during a meeting."

I've just read the Supreme Court ruling, including Parts II and II-B.

There is no mention in the ruling that a church must be "deemed as a legitimate institution" before it can be included in public prayer.

The US Government has no list of "legitimate religions." There's this document called the Constitution which specifically forbids a government list of "official" religions.

Councilman Coffey could be opening a huge can of worms for Council prayer if he insists on allowing only "officially recognized" religions. The only such US list that exists is the list of religious emblems of faith allowed on US Veteran headstones.

The list of religions "officially recognized" by a US government agency include Wicca, Eckanar, The Hammer of Thor, and yes, Atheist.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Nash on the rights of everyone.


Matt doesn't mention our very own Ayatollah Coffey by name, but he needn't bother. By now, the silence has grown deafening: Fellow council members (most of them Democrats), Jeff Gahan and the Democratic Party itself, all cowering in their respective bunkers as Coffey once again mocks them with impunity.

Coffey has no challenger in his re-election race, but you're free to punish the others by withholding your votes. Consider this a recommendation.

Thanks to Matt Nash for another fine column.

NASH: The rights of everyone, by Matt Nash (Jeffersonville Now!)

... The irony of the local situation is the offending words came during a discussion about “Freedom of Religion” and the free exercise thereof, another of the rights guaranteed by the same First Amendment. It is true that you can practice whatever religion you see fit, but it also forbids the establishment of a state religion. Now I understand that the courts have ruled that prayer prior to public meeting does not violate the establishment clause, but why must you feel the need?

What will happen when a non-Christian clergy decides that it is time that you pray to his or her god before you hold your city council meeting? Who gets to decide what religions are worthy of this honor? Will members of the New Albany City Council be so open to their free exercise of their religion?

Monday, June 08, 2015

KoffeyKulturKampf 3: Democrats release bold statement of principle.


Don't just do something -- stand there.

As Dan Coffey continues to define the parameters of our "new" Democratic Party, here's what we've had to say.

KoffeyKulturKampf 2: Why are Democrats averting their gaze as Democrats enable Dan Coffey?


KoffeyKulturKampf 1: John Gonder writes, "I'm just one Councilman who probably has been/is being targeted for defeat because of (Coffey's) antics."


Dan Coffey sniffs the wind, smells impending defeat for the mayor -- and tacks starboard.


Matt Nash on Dan Coffey: "His views are backward and repugnant."


ON THE AVENUES: Dan Coffey speaks for Jeff Gahan and the Democratic Party … unless they say otherwise.


Mount Tone Deaf just doesn't have the same ring, does it?


Vintage Coffey Klatch: "Let me explain by threatening you."


Dan Coffey's copperhead shake described: "Hot toadstools and cold cappuccino" (2009).


Dan Coffey's homophobic council tantrum: The Video.


Longtime homophobe Coffey offers heartfelt prayer for his "lying piece of (expletive)" colleague.


Prayer duly restored, the Ayatollah Coffey will now decide whether your religion deserves his stamp of approval.

KoffeyKulturKampf 2: Why are Democrats averting their gaze as Democrats enable Dan Coffey?


(John Gonder's side of the story is here)

The Green Mouse has been told that Dan Coffey plans a triumphant encore presentation of his Cantina Prayer Revival Meeting for the next city council gathering on Thursday, June 18.

Conversely, those supporters of basic human rights and freedoms savagely maligned by Coffey's televised anti-social behavior on June 1st already had announced their intention of massing at the next meeting.

Are you ready to rumble?

There'll be denunciations of Coffey, amen-accented praise for Coffey, with cheering and tongues and cat-calling and snarls, all of it immensely enriching for the sole corporeal entity in New Albany that really matters, for the star of the big show, for the straw that stirs the Shirley Temple -- this being Dan Coffey, himself.

On Friday, expect Coffey's wardrobe mirror to shatter out of sheer envy.

And yet still, a week later, not a peep has been heard to emerge from the Democratic Party or Mayor Jeff Gahan.

The Disneyesque monetization of capital projects continues. The re-election feast rolls forward. The hologram is unpacked and repacked. We fall ever further behind Jeffersonville.

It seems as though only the city's younger Democrats are the only ones to see the damage, and are asking a very good question: Dan Coffey's YOUR mess, after all, so where's the party and mayor during all this?

Previously NAC explored the topic here: ON THE AVENUES: Dan Coffey speaks for Jeff Gahan and the Democratic Party … unless they say otherwise.

John Gonder's typically thoughtful explanation yesterday was greeted with a smattering of applause at Facebook, but isn't there a surreal quality to Democrats congratulating a Democrat for his solution to havoc wreaked by ... a Democrat?

The Democratic machine controls power in this town. Why then is Dan Coffey happening, and if his behavior is undesirable, why was John's compromise defeated?

Because fellow Democrats voted against him, that's why. Is it by design that this gang can't even shoot straight?

Does the Democratic Party even have a leader?

For those outside the party, excluded from the pork barrel (and Coffey himself certainly has not been), this appears savagely hypocritical. In fact, Coffey and the mayor have worked in concert for months to undermine Gonder.

Again, why should any of us outside the machine shed the first tear for any of it?

And, for Democrats like Gonder and those of like mind who grasp his essential progressive wisdom amid the current Machiavellian ordeal, why keep crawling back to the organization that's doing the whipping?

By acquiescing to Coffey's antics, both party and mayor implicitly endorse them.

If you're a Democrat, how can you continue to support anti-Democratic elements like these?

KoffeyKulturKampf 1: John Gonder writes, "I'm just one Councilman who probably has been/is being targeted for defeat because of (Coffey's) antics."


(Part 2 is here)

Councilman John Gonder, in his own words.

Commentary to follow. Just remember: These are Democrats. Democrats on all sides, whether Gonder, Coffey, Dickey, Nash or Gahan himself.

This is the machine, at war with itself. The chief casualty? Progress.

It's Alright. Right?

Although it seems a long time ago it was just last Monday, June 1, that the City Council chamber erupted in a surreal display of short-circuitry. Epithets were pitched, and caught by the electronic glove of WAVE TV's news cameras. Seemingly settled expressions of tolerance were recanted, then tossed onto the chamber's floor to be beaten into unrecognizability, as though an errant snake had slithered under the door.

Since then, a trip to the hardware store yielded this observation, "the City Council in Jeffersonville is pathetic too". (emphasis added)

At a public event for a Historic Society, "if a Republican had uttered the same kind of intolerant, homophobic remarks, (as were heard at the City Council last Monday) the Democrats would have crucified him, and the entire party. Looks kind of like a double standard."

A chance encounter with a fellow Councilman opens with, "how's it going, you lyin' piece of shit?" Je suis L.P.O.S.?

As a result of the purposefully obtuse characterization of my attempt to reach a bit of compromise on the issue of spoken prayer at a Council meeting, I've been called a racist, anti-prayer, in cahoots with un-named forces outside the Council, and beholden to a society-destroying agenda promoting human rights. I've also been reminded that thousands of voters will remember that I was out to strip prayer from the City Council. I realize this controversy is not about me. But, as one maligned in such a ridiculous campaign to hoist the flag so the Christian Soldiers could March to War (by way of vote centers), I'll simply say, I'm sick of it.

Friday, June 05, 2015

Dan Coffey sniffs the wind, smells impending defeat for the mayor -- and tacks starboard.


Dan Coffey knows he has almost no appeal outside the confines of Riverview Towers, where on a quadrennial basis, he assiduously harvests the votes necessary to reclaim his 1st District council seat. When you take the Wizard out of the West Side, the wheels fall off. When Coffey ran for county commissioner in 2014, the ensuing beat-down by Mark Seabrook was 1962 New York Mets-style terrible.

But Coffey also knows he can take a step up from generic to name-brand corn flakes if it's possible to wet his beak in a heaping portion of barbecued patronage bologna.

For the past three years, Jeff Gahan has enabled Coffey's exaggerated sense of self-importance. Gahan also has tossed a few scraps Coffey's way. Just think: If housing demolitions are on the increase, CCE is doing most of them, and Coffey is full of praise for the whole process ... well, you don't need the Amazing Kreskin to connect these dots.

Now Coffey has embarked upon a Pious Prayer Revival Crusade, and while it's true that his motivations are Fundamentally Bigoted as they pertain to raging homophobia, the conservative political ramifications require unraveling. The LGBT community hereabouts is left-leaning, and generally has expressed solidarity with Gahan's re-election campaign (mistakenly, in my view).

As such, Coffey is attacking Gahan supporters, and cajoling Gahan opponents. How can that be?

It's because we can't ever be reminded often enough that Coffey's only loyalty is to his own survival. Coffey's jumping ship. He doesn't think Gahan can win in the fall, and so he's finished with the mayor. It's time for Coffey to reinforce his bona fides with the Right, which probably will make the same mistake as the Left, and conclude that Coffey can be used.

At any rate, prayer is the wedge. Moreover, linking prayer with homophobic backlash provides Coffey with the best of all grandstanding worlds.

Fascinating and repulsive all at once, isn't it?

Previously (just this week) at NAC:

Matt Nash on Dan Coffey: "His views are backward and repugnant."









Matt Nash on Dan Coffey: "His views are backward and repugnant."


It's lovely how the ostensibly local newspaper almost always lets its guest columnists do the heavy lifting as it focuses forever elsewhere, but something's better than nothing.

Make no mistake: These are spot-on, powerful words written by Matt Nash.

His father the doyen should consider reading them. How hard can it possibly be for our local Democratic Party to state publicly that Dan Coffey's words and actions do not reflect the party's core ethos?

NASH: An embarrassment for the council, by Matt Nash (Jeffersonville First)

In a few short weeks, I will celebrate six years of writing this weekly column. In one of those very early columns, I sat down at my old computer and typed out a column about a New Albany city councilman whose antics were surly, something that should grab the attention of his constituents and undoubtedly get him systematically booted from the council.

It seems like only yesterday. Today, I am again writing about District 1 Councilman Dan Coffey.

Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Dan Coffey's homophobic council tantrum: The Video.


Dan Coffey, on fire.

Listen as Coffey maligns two of his council colleagues while the body's president sits inert and motionless.

Flinch as Coffey explains that reconstituted council prayer is necessary in light of the constant agitation of gays, lesbians and transvestites.

Guffaw as the WAVE reporter follows the Wizard of Westside down the stairway of a public building as the Wizard flees.

Worst of all: Recoil when you consider that Coffey is one of New Albany's highest ranking Democrats, and a veritable pillar of Adam Dickey's party machine.

Welcome to Jeff Gahan's New Albany, in a nutshell.

Fundamentally more bigoted.

Longtime homophobe Coffey offers heartfelt prayer for his "lying piece of (expletive)" colleague.


Prayer duly restored, the Ayatollah Coffey will now decide whether your religion deserves his stamp of approval.



Longtime homophobe Coffey offers heartfelt prayer for his "lying piece of (expletive)" colleague.

This tidbit didn't make the Jeffersonville Moore-ovian.

It speaks for itself, don't you think? Just remember: Dan Coffey is Jeff Gahan's chosen enforcer, the one running interference for the mayor.

This isn't Coffey's scandal alone, is it?

New Albany councilman swears into open mic during prayer debate, by Theo Keith (WAVE)

NEW ALBANY, IN (WAVE) - A New Albany councilman referred to a colleague as a "lying piece of (expletive)" during a debate over public prayer on Monday.

Councilman Dan Coffey made the comment into an open microphone, yet denied using the curse word during a brief, tense interview after the meeting.

"I didn't call him that," Coffey said, as a reporter followed him down a staircase in the City-County Building. "That's what you say I called him."

Coffey used the meeting to argue in favor of starting Common Council meetings with a prayer. The council approved the public prayer ordinance on a 7-2 vote after three amendments failed.

A minister who attends the meetings will likely lead the prayer, as one did before Monday's debate that became increasingly tense.

Councilman John Gonder offered an amendment that would've allowed only council members to lead in prayer or moments of reflection before meetings. The amendment failed, 5-4, after Gonder accused Coffey of trying to "curry favor" with the prayer issue.

"No, I didn't bring this up to curry favor," Coffey said, hitting his hand against the council's desk. "I brought it up because every time you turned around, there was something coming up about gays, lesbians, transvestites and making sure they had their rights."

READ THE REST AT WAVE  NEWS' WEB SITE

Prayer duly restored, the Ayatollah Coffey will now decide whether your religion deserves his stamp of approval.


After Dan "Wizard of Westside" Coffey recently observed that "tolerance is a two-way street," even if actual two-way streets in New Albany seem to run in only one direction, someone asked him if he even knew what a "pun" was.

Coffey answered: "It's where you stick your wiener, atheist."

Meanwhile, at last night's city council theological seminar and piety promotion fest, CM Phipps sent one of Coffey's fattened pitches clean out of the park.

"This shows exactly how divisive an issue like prayer can be."

He was referring to the ludicrous spectacle of ragpickers and bankers, presumably elected to help govern the city, instead waste time meeting after meeting trying to resolve cosmological questions that plagued the ancient Egyptians.

Just when you conclude that it couldn't possibly get any more ridiculous, CM Blair ruminates over the dangers of having non-traditional religions be heard (below), as though he or Coffey or anyone else on the council -- or anyone in the city, for that matter -- is qualified to judge individual matters of conscience, and thus gaily disenfranchise a druid owing to conceptual and intellectual limitations when fathoming what "real" worship entails.

Which of course is precisely why meeting prayers are sheer folly in the first place. They're not about genuine devotion, but public litmus tests, applied for purely political purposes by ward heelers. 

I expected this from Coffey, who zealously serves only one master: Himself.

However, Blair's enthusiasm for Iran-style posturing is profoundly annoying. Scott, is there a half-point interest differential on loans to legally chartered religious (read: tax evading) organizations? Sounds like as good a standard as any, right?

Future vision?

As the Board of Works has clearly established, the new city motto is "It's Not an Option."

AMEN: Debate over prayer during New Albany council meeting ends with passage of ordinance, by Daniel Suddeath (Jeffersonville Today)

(Scott) Blair then offered an amendment similar to (John) Gonder’s except it removed the option of a moment of silence.

Under Blair’s amendment, the council members could read a religiously-inspired work, offer a prayer or pass their time to another council member.

Blair said he supports prayer during public meetings, but believes it should be lead by the council members since it’s intended for their benefit.

Opening the invocation up to the public could also invite non traditional religions to come forward and participate, and that’s a situation that could cause some further issues, Blair said.

Coffey disagreed, as he said the U.S. Supreme Court ruling assures that a church has to be deemed as a legitimate institution before it can push for inclusion in public prayer during a meeting.

Blair’s amendment also failed 6-3, with only Councilmen Bob Caesar and Greg Phipps joining him in support.

Monday, June 01, 2015

Dan's ideal invocation: "Oh, it's Cof-Cof Coffey Time, the very best time of day."


For about three years, 1st district councilman (and Wonderful Wizard of Westside) Dan Coffey had nothing whatever to say about prayer at council meetings, even if prayer has been a consistent recourse all along among those unfortunate souls in attendance, who consistently are spotted beseeching various deities for shelter from Coffey's rambling, self-serving oratorios.

Then Coffey, who is a Democrat in the same way that Auto-Tune is a singer, was compelled to join discussions earlier this year on a council resolution concerning the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

There Cappuccino sat, fuming, as modernity invaded his personal council fiefdom, malignantly contemplating his newfound role as Gahan's Chosen Hammer, determined to exact tribute not only from the villainous gays, whom he despises, but even more importantly, from the whining downtown shopkeepers, those highfalutin foreigners who've never accepted a humble hardscrabble rag-picker like Coffey as one of their own -- who refused to acknowledge Coffey as their natural leader.

Magically, from that point on, Coffey has become the veritable malfunction junction where the Ayatollah Khomeini meets Billy Sunday, and they breathlessly procreate, and a vivid new politically-motivated obfuscation is born.

But rejoice, anyway, because there will be deliverance. The council will vote this evening to move its starting time forward from 7:30 p.m. to 7:00 p.m., meaning that as the body accomplishes even less without the written consent of the mayor to whom its president is subservient, at least there'll be more time for Bud Light longnecks at The Road House afterward.

Closing prayer in New Albany: Measure establishing call for invocation to receive final vote, by Daniel Suddeath (That Clark County Newspaper)

... Councilman Dan Coffey has pushed bringing back vocal prayer during meetings, and has criticized fellow members for not being more supportive of allowing an invocation.
“I’m tired of people saying we have to be tolerant of others, but they want to take the prayer out of our council,” he said last week.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Coffey's prayer offensive last week documented at the newspaper yesterday.

As the news pours out of Clark County, here -- for the record -- is the mind-bending account of how 1st district councilman Dan "Wizard of Westside" Coffey became a leading legal and theological and scholar.


Every picture tells a story, don't it?

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New Albany City Council moves forward with return of public prayer

News and Tribune, Thursday, May 28, 2015 7:45 am

NEW ALBANY — After a process that led to animated discussions and heated exchanges, the New Albany City Council moved to return its agenda to allow a minister to lead prayer at the onset of meetings.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

“Hope will never be silent" -- except, of course, when Dan Coffey endlessly bloviates.

Ireland? It gets an Equality Minister.


New Albany? We get the Ayatollah Coffey.


The news wire is filled with gratifying reports from Ireland, as here: "Ireland becomes first country to legalise gay marriage by popular vote."

Meanwhile, I cannot find any local news coverage of last Thursday's city council meeting, when Coffey sought to ratify his new part-time job as invocation coordinator.

Tuesday, May 05, 2015

McLaughlin allows Coffey to talk continuously for 2.5 hours in "travesty" of a council meeting.


Having wasted my time attending it, there is no desire to waste even more describing it, and so we turn to Daniel Suddeath.

New Albany council calls for return of prayer — for now (News and Tribune)

(Dan Coffey's) resolution calling for the agenda to return to its previous version was approved Monday after several members of the public criticized the council for removing audible prayer.

Instead, as backed by Coffey, the council will be charged with contacting churches within the city to inquire if their minister would like to be placed on a rotating list to lead a prayer during a meeting.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Dueling resolutions: Dan Coffey has nothing whatever to do except waste council time on agenda formalities.

Of all the conceivable ways that New Albany's city council might use its time ... but what we get is this. Why must this city be held captive by imbecility?

First, Dan Coffey wants "his" council (make no mistake, it's his toy) to return to the use of a prayer that has never once been stipulated in ordinance -- ever.

ON THE AVENUES SPECIAL: The proper separation of church and council.


Next, John Gonder counters with what must surely be Monty Pythonesque satire in the form of a "compromise" to resolve a problem that does not exist (see below).

The suspense is killing me.

Will Scott Blair remain consistent to his resolution allergy after openly vowing earlier this week to support the rote recitation of Christian (only) prayer prior to the council's usual expeditions into inanity?


Wednesday, April 08, 2015

ON THE AVENUES SPECIAL: The proper separation of church and council.

ON THE AVENUES SPECIAL: The proper separation of church and council.  

A weekly web column by Roger A. Baylor.

On Monday evening, city council president Pat McLaughlin meekly permitted 1st district councilman Dan Coffey to hijack the body's agenda. In itself, this is not unusual, for Coffey has caterwauled in this boringly predictable fashion for as long as your cat has shredded unsuspecting upholstery, and after all, it's an election year.

(For meeting coverage, see New Albany council: RFRA should go away, by Daniel Suddeath (News and Tribune)

Opponent or none, soon Coffey will be out on the hustings -- which is to say, he'll be schlepping a shitload of tracing paper and No. 2 pencils to Fairview Cemetery for another artful updating of the voter rolls.

Yes, Cappuccino is back. So is the Lord's Prayer, and as Yogi Berra insists he never said, it's déjà vu all over again. We have all been here before, and given that some among us seem to have averted our eyes from the chronology displayed on yonder teleprompter (paging meester Blair ... meester Scott Blair), let's revisit what by now should be ancient history.

October 2006: Why one prayer and not another?

December 2008: Council invocation reform? Too good to be true?

Since February in the Year of Our Wizard of Westside 2012, a "moment of reflection" has preceded the rote recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance to begin city council meetings. As instituted by Diane Benedetti during her term as council president, this silent interlude is intended as a compromise, because unlike the Pledge, which is mandated by New Albany's code of ordinances, there is no statutory basis for a moment of reflection.

However, as the following column from 2012 makes clear, nowhere in the code of ordinances is explicit reference made to the Lord's Prayer. Rather, an invocation is to "be given by ministers, if present of different faiths." If it were up to me, Benedetti's compromise, which allows every person in attendance to freely exercise his or her personal choice of faith, would be written into ordinance, but this isn't likely to occur.

In fact, Benedetti's 2012 compromise is more in keeping with the plainly (if inelegant) ecumenical intent of the ordinance than Coffey's grandstanding proposal to "return" to something that wasn't ever there.

In the end, it all comes down to the core essence of Dan Coffey's career, which unsurprisingly is Dan Coffey himself, and as means of illustration, consider that on Monday night, Coffey lashed out at Shirley Baird's mention of her life experiences with sex-based employment discrimination. He claimed that he'd twice lost jobs to reverse discrimination in the form of affirmative action, abrasively asserting his victimhood as meeting attendees gazed at the ceiling and McLaughlin failed to remember why he'd been issued a gavel.

The most relevant facet of the current invocation compromise was that it was instituted by Benedetti, and was not Coffey's own idea. If it had been, we would not be having this chat about council invocations. But since we're already here ...

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ON THE AVENUES: Separating church and council (February 9, 2012)

There will be a New Albany city council meeting next Thursday (February 16), and when the current council president Diane Benedetti calls the meeting to order, there will be no spoken invocation for the assembled crowd to hear.

Rather, there will be a silent “Moment of Reflection,” one inserted into the agenda by Benedetti in place of the invocation.

I never reckoned her an historic liberator, but presently I’m willing to give credit where it is due, whatever her reasons. I only wish she had Scotch-taped the agenda to the City-County Building’s front door – although upon further reflection, that’s a Protestant thing, isn’t it?

Benedetti’s common-sense reform of the invocation clause has some onlookers clamoring for a return to the immediate past, when the Lord’s Prayer was recited before council meetings. It is not known which temporal council kingpin first came up with this idea, which resulted in the dispiriting spectacle of meeting attendees rising like so many bashful schoolchildren in fear of the pedant, to mumble words many of them had long forgotten.

However, strictly speaking, the Lord’s Prayer was illegal.

The city of New Albany possesses a daily rulebook known not as the Bible, a term already overused elsewhere (i.e., “The Fresh-water Fisherman's Bible”, but as the Code of Ordinances. It explains the proper procedure for the council’s meetings, including a stipulated “invocation”, which in this sense surely was intended at formulation (in 1957) to be defined as “a form of prayer invoking God's presence, esp. one said at the beginning of a religious service or public ceremony.”
CHAPTER 30: COMMON COUNCIL ORDER OF BUSINESS.


The following order of business shall be observed by the Common Council at its meetings:


(A) Invocation. To be given by ministers, if present of different faiths.
We might quibble over the wording, as provided by the framers of this passage, but the placement of the comma seems to suggest this reading (paraphrased):

“There will be an invocation at each meeting, and it will be read each time by one of a class of ministers, which we needn’t define because you know one when you hear one, and if ministers of different Christian denominations are present, that’s fine, too, and the task can be spread around, but it is not necessary to spread it so long as one of them does it.”

It is clear to me that the ordinance as written mandates an invocation prior to each council meeting, and I’m also sure that citizen clergyman Steve Burks had resolved that he’d be the one to say it from now until doomsday.

It is equally clear to me that what a previous generation once viewed as fitting and obligatory cannot always be viewed with eternal inflexibly, given a fluid and evolving American society, and a living, breathing legal framework bequeathed to us in order to govern it.

The city council has an invocation rule, and the council president has chosen to ignore it so as to implement what strikes her (and me, and others) as a significant improvement. The Rev. Burks and others of his mindset strongly disagree, and likely will protest at the forthcoming meeting.

The only truly predictable outcome to the situation as currently framed is that the council will be distracted from considerations of reality impacting the lives of far more residents than those interested in theological or philosophical disputes, a situation of misdirection one might imagine running counter to the Rev. Burks’ recent political (as opposed to religious) activism.

I suppose matters of principle are like that, given that I’m just as eager to joust over it as he.

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Why should any American, religious observer or non-believer, be compelled to listen to someone else's idea of prayer, recited aloud, as a prerequisite to begin a meeting being held by a governmental entity?

Whenever I ask this question, someone is sure to answer that really, Roger, it can’t possibly hurt you to sit still for a minute and honor the need of believers to observe their dogmas.

As a non-believer, does it actually "hurt" me to listen to public prayers like these? I suppose not, given that I’m an adult, secure in my worldview, and not susceptible to attempted persuasion that comes off as incomprehensible gibberish, often even less coherent than statements made by council representatives in the meetings to follow – if that’s possible.

But it remains that if one must mandate spoken prayer, there is a noticeable element of coercion at play. At the very least, these prayerful invocations are advertisements for a specific product in a society that functions best as a free market of ideas, not as a closed market for one. What “hurts” me as an autonomous, thoughtful adult is one thing, but how such obligatory public observances affect the cognitive progress of children is something else quite different – and purely intentional.

Of course, from a propaganda perspective, this mood of Christianity’s “inevitability” is the whole point of prayers being said aloud: The listener is meant to feel powerless to behave counter to the mores of the mob, especially when there is an added weight of solemn institutions (executive, legislative, judicial) demanding conformity by osmosis.

Apart from my secular humanist, atheistic, pagan proclivities, it never made sense to me to mandate public displays of personal religious commitment. Doesn’t it demean whatever value there is to the notion of prayer to require it being chanted aloud? How does it count for more that way than if observed silently? Does reverence multiply alongside audible volume?

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At last Monday’s council meeting, during non-agenda item public speaking time, a stern and pious Rev. Burks departed from his prepared statement of praise for local miracle worker Vicki Denhart to chastise the council president for her own faith in the concept of moments of reflection, asking for a show of council hands as to how many members agreed with her decision.

Three, maybe four hands (of nine present) were raised, and quickly calculating, the Rev. Burks alchemically converted this bored display of tepid interest to politically quantifiable mathematics: See? The “majority” favors a prayerful invocation, so therefore the “minority” is persecuting the majority.

We may expect his petition campaign and subsequent antics to follow this line of non-reasoning, except when it becomes useful for the sake of argumentation for him to play the role of persecuted Christian minority, at which point his case will be seen spinning on a nickel or dime fully visible in the hand of one of Aquinas’ angels, dancing on the head of a pin, and reminding us that inquisitions always are a thrill.

But the notion of conscience is not an exclusive domain of the believer. If the Rev. Burks wishes to deploy religion as a diversionary tactic at a time when the city’s most pressing issues have nothing to do with an individual’s selected personal Godhead, he will find in me one perfectly willing to represent a different side of the coin.

Shall we start by rewriting the relevant invocation ordinance, thus sparing future generations all this pain?