Saturday, December 13, 2014

The only thing worse than a petty vandal ...


 ... is an incompetent petty vandal.

For the third time, our "Two-Way Streets Now" sign disappeared overnight. As with the previous instances, I found it a short distance away in the middle of 10th between Spring and Elm. It was in the company of two neighbors' signs. It's easy to tell which one is ours, as it is torn, frayed, and has been driven over. I returned the other two, and found the metal bracket on the sidewalk.

I've no special attachment to the sign; after all, two-way street grid veracity hardly depends on it. At the same time, I enjoy thwarting morons.

Hmm ... were any city officials cruising around town on a Miller Lite jag last evening?

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