Lawsuits are a fine antidote to stubborn, reactionary pigheadedness.

But enough about Harvest Homecoming, the mayor and the newspaper, combining to defend New Albany's peculiar institution against the godless Commie fun-killers who can't be identified by name, who spread subversion on blogs no one reads, precisely because no one reads at all.

Let's enjoy a nice, new Counting Crows tune, because what's a scarecrow after all?

That's right. A straw man.