Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Just how low/Will a troglodyte go/When a troglodyte’s going low?

The Dead Pee Scrolls – those Priceful snippets of graffiti inscribed with greasy crayon stubs on the battered drywall above the reeking urinals of New Albany’s Luddite Bar & Grill – proliferate bunny-like at the conclusion of the darkened tavern’s daily Morose Hour, as the sullen, hooded patrons drain their final, discounted Old Swillwaukees and begin to feel the unholy ache of their unrequited bile, which angrily, and inarticulately, rises to a crescendo as the official Luddite Karaoke machine begins humming to the tune of “Trog Sham(an)’s Blues.”

Meanwhile, since last Monday’s city council meeting …

An empty chair's better than an empty suit -- or why Frankfort Avenue is bad for an Uncouncilman's stunted imagination.

… the perennial obstructionist’s pot of misinformation has been at full simmer, with the Gang of Four’s overworked, fact-manufacturing apologists first baffled, then piously outraged, that juicy gossip emanating from one of their own (EastdistEnded) suddenly was being viewed by thinking people as potentially incriminating to one or more pairs of loose council lips:

The council member's Rumpke bid lie: It is an ethical lapse, and it does matter.

Inspired by the ricocheting venom, yesterday NA Confidential proceeded to ask:

Why wade ankle-deep through antisocial bile dispensed by semi-literate, hooded character assassins morbidly deploying the purely errant rationale that their own deep-seated anger and eternal unhappiness constitute desired ways of living that the remainder of the local populace must somehow be bludgeoned into accepting as preconditions of life here?

As you will read below, the answer wasn’t long in coming.

Are you ready? It’s because NAC is drunk.

And you’re still wondering why this is so much fun?

Therefore, in the spirit of fairness – and because NA Confidential persists in believing that unfettered sunlight remains the very best disinfectant of all – here are a few comments in “response” to NAC, as offered during the past 24 hours at the spitwad blogyard, which is defended by its proprietor as necessary to assist the terminally and maliciously anonymous in overcoming their mortal fear of being exposed as the cowards they really are, and who deems the following somehow to be worthy contributions to the municipal dialogue.

PARENTAL WARNING: While SOLNA postings often serve as a sadly necessary reference source for those exploring the origins of malice, be aware that the sheer acrimony on regular display there alarmingly testifies to the ubiquity of the worst angels of our nature as human beings. It isn't pretty. Please monitor your child's web surfing accordingly.

First, she who jokingly claims to prohibit personal attacks (audible chortling) kicks things off by viciously sliming a councilman:

To read more about official accounts of sanitation discussions, and political manuvering, on the part of one of the Mayor's goon squad, Donnie Blevins, use the link on the front page and go to the City Clerks web site and look up Council minutes of Sept. 8th, 2005 ... By East Ender, at 3:43 PM, December 12, 2005

Frequent SOLNA target Tony Toran, a minister whose very commitment to Christianity previously has been dismissed by Ms. Oates’s “mad as hell” readers, and inexplicably defended by her as relevant, is next up for the “screaming” treatment:

PEOPLE NEED TO WONDER WHY THEY HAVE SEALED TONY TORANS RECORDS! FACT OR FICTION? … By Anonymous, at 9:08 PM, December 12, 2005

Clear away the appetizers – it’s time for the epiphet-laden “we don’t need no educashion” cultist:

Hey Rog, what in the hell are you talking about with all that mumble-jumble on your spitwad? You seem to forget that Laura is just one of MANY who speak out loud! Seems to me that you are the one that is paranoid and conspiring against people that have got your number. The citizens of New Albany don't have to use all those fancy words to get their point across. You seem to get soooo many comments at your rag because, of course, you are always right.(?)

Why can't you keep it civil instead of attacking all the time? What the hell is up with the "spitwad-blogyard" title anyway? For someone who professes to be so educated you sure do resort to a lot of elementary shool yard bullying. Gimme a Break!

Why can't you just talk about the issues and respond with civil comments that pertain to the issues at hand. By the way I would be careful on who you are calling a liar. Just a bit of educated advice. Have a nice day.

p.s. BULLY- One who is habitually cruel ... By fed up taxpayer, at
11:09 PM, December 12, 2005

Hey, “fed up,” the only person we’ve ever called out for lying is “conceal taxpayer” – and that’s only because she told a huge whopper once and never retracted it. We expect her apology any day now, but until then, here’s solemn testimony from another of your courageous SOLNA blogger buddies:

Alcoholism is a serious disease. The first ability or sense to leave your body would be your sense of judgment. Please, I would urge all of you to keep this mind when you read and hear the character assassinations here, and on the other blogs …

… Keep in mind how sick alcoholics are, and that may help you understand the ramblings of what I call and read on here "an educated fool". What a waste of a human being. This is only my opinion, though ... By In The Know, & Tired Of It!!!, at 12:50 AM, December 13, 2005

That one really hurt! I’d drink one of my $10 progressive pints to ease the pain, but it isn’t noon yet – but then again, it must be noon somewhere, eh, “In the Know”?

Finally, for broad comic relief, here’s a bit of the ever so obvious:

all4words and randy smith is the same person. Don't let these other people try to fool us with all the attacks. Keep throwing all the truth out here Laura and all the "Speak Out Loud NA" citizens. People are getting awful nervous about alot of your comments ... By Anonymous, at 6:35 AM, December 13, 2005

Not nervous, anonymous.

They’re laughing at you.

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