Harvest Homecoming parade is today.

It’s Harvest Homecoming parade day, and NA Confidential plans to be right there on the front porch taking notes, eating chili or drinking beer, whichever seems appropriate at the time.

"Parade leads way in Floyd for fest; 9-day Harvest Homecoming begins today," by Harold J. Adams, hjadams@courier-journal.com (short shelf life on Courier-Journal links).

"Parade largest in festival's history," by Kyle Lowry, Tribune staff writer.

We’ve been informed that a special delegation of undersized, masked exiles from the Land of Misfit Trogs is planning to meet at Rally’s, and if that symbolism weren’t enough, they’ll be symbolically turning their backs on the 21st century as the parade rolls past the home of the Big Buford.

Talk about showing ‘em your good side …