Perhaps they migrate via this adjacent tear in the fabric of the streetscape.
Have you seen the saucers? Every month or two like clockwork, street mattresses blossom at the "DRIVE" sign.
Off in the distance you can see Break Wind Lofts at Duggins Flats, where apartments millennials can't afford will assuredly lead to a ripple effect that submerges this and other street garbage -- unless we've reached "peak millennial," and the "business of residency" once again will be gauged by mattresses on the street, not in decrepit slumlord properties.
What's to become of us, Uncle Jeff?