Have any of you noticed the streets need paving?

Funny, I didn't hear any of the council persons suggest that we take EDIT money out of groundless sewer subsidies and put it into something vaguelt resembling economic development like paving and repairing despoiled streets -- something about not being able to walk, chew gum and practice ward-heeling, all at the same time?

BAYLOR: Conjoined nickels and dimes

New Albany’s roadways have gnarly crevasses the size of Texas, reverse Matterhorns pointing toward the balmy bowels of the earth, double-wide fissures for concealing stray mobile homes, and damp, darkened craters suitable for use as ready-made impound lots, since those automobiles eventually hitting bottom are too far out of cell-phone range to be rescued.