As testaments go, there are new and old -- so I'm told.

Muslim terrorists aren't the only ones being called to militancy by the "internet.' You'll see something like this on social media, repeated hundreds of times daily.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? THEY WANT TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF US.

It tends to be followed immediately by self-identified Christians competing to topple the most mosques, close the greatest expanse of border, and confine the most Muslims in concentration camps.

I'm just the village atheist, and to be completely honest, very little of my time has been spent perusing that "good" book.

But really, an eye for an eye?

Jesus Christ, that's dumb ... although, on further reflection, He beat me to this conclusion long, long ago.

Jeers for Islamophobes, homophobes and pop-up ads for car dealers.

I'm in agreement with this jeer, but how does one cancel a subscription anonymously? When I cancelled ours last week, I had to tell the helpful young lady exactly which street address to remove, which had the effect of giving away my identity. Of course, anonymity's always been a foreign concept for me.

Hmm, I wonder if the Islamophobe referenced here by editor Van Hoy was the same as one of the two homophobes (Saundra Bottom and Betty Robertson) who wrote letters on August 4 to advance the bizarre position that as Christians, they're actually the victims of persecution if they cannot use their religion to justify persecution and discrimination against others in this, a secular society.

Apparently it's peak season here in the Open Air Museum of Ignorance, Superstition and Backwardness. By the way, how'd you like that ice-cold Budweiser down by the river last night?

JEERS

... to the anonymous caller who apparently decided to cancel her subscription because of content on the Mini Page, of all pages.

A recent edition of that page — which is aimed at young children — contained a lesson on Islamic history and Ramadan. Taking “God out of everything” did not sit well with the reader.

God, Allah, Buddha, Flying Spaghetti Monster, insert your favorite deity here, nothing at all — it’s all fine by me.

— Editor Shea Van Hoy