Dan Canon is writing a column for LEO as News & Tribune contemplates a "knitting for piety" foldout.

Dan Canon, a New Albany resident, writing a column for LEO; Danielle Grady, former News & Tribune reporter, now a staff writer for LEO.

Danielle has an excellent piece about the Sherman Minton Bridge: Sherman Minton Closure Could Cut Lifeline For West Louisville.

Seeing as Dan, our favorite fire-breathing socialist, is writing for a Louisvile newspaper with an entire section devoted to beer, maybe the News & Tribune can have Tom May start writing Christian-oriented beer columns -- you know, pairing psalms with IPAs.

That'd be par for the TopGolf mediocrity course for the likes of Bill Hanson, wouldn't it?

THE UNFUCKING OF THE MIDWEST: Of the law, politics and our coming blindness, by Dan Canon (LEO Weekly)

... Over the last 20 years as a musician, an activist, a lawyer and a politician in Indiana and Kentucky, I’ve seen the fucking over of the Midwest play out in an incalculable number of ways, affecting an incalculable number of lives. But I’ve also seen enough to maintain a glimmer of optimism — if just enough to get by.

In this series, I’ll be telling the stories of folks here who, for whatever reason, have been shortchanged by the institutions that govern their day-to-day existence. I’ll be talking to the good people in our communities who are working on solutions to the underlying problems. And I’ll be sharing what I learn from them about meaningful ways you and I can help unfuck the Midwest.

Stay with me. And if you know any good stories, send them my way.

334 days later, the News and Tribune finally explains: New Albany was screwed for almost a year so the paper can "redefine" its approach. Thanks, Bill. May we have another?

In short, New Albany went 334 days without a beat reporter so the chain paper could hire a particular reporter to specialize in business, and concurrently, seize an opportunity to "redefine" its approach to community coverage by eliminating the concept of "beat reporter" entirely.

Instead, there'll be five broad areas embracing the geographical coverage area: Business/Economic Development (Grady); Education (Clapp); Crime (DePompei); Lifestyle/Health (Rickert); and Government (Beilman).

That's right. Crime, which continues to decline nationwide, merits its own reporter, perhaps because a proper understanding of reality television demands it.

Here's the introduction to the reporter Bill Hanson waited a year to hire:

Grady joins News and Tribune staff as business reporter; Indy Star fellow, former intern completes news team, by Elizabeth Beilman

And here's the editor's explanation for why all this is happening, in which she seems to suggest that it's a waste of time to cover meetings; of course, if we've learned anything at NAC these past few years, it's that the most obscure appointed boards meeting at the worst possible times tend to be the ones making the sort of decisions that impact citizens the most.

But let's not allow that to stand in the way of entertainment.

DUNCAN: Redefining our approach to news, by Susan Duncan.

On the positive side, Duncan's explanation of these changes suggests that Chris Morris now serves only as assistant editor, and this constitutes addition by subtraction. Surely he can't defend the status quo as vigorously now.

In spite of the secrecy and subterfuge, and setting aside my doubts, I'm willing to give this new approach a chance. It's possible that this approach evens the playing field with regard to Floyd and Clark County coverage, and if so, I'll applaud it. This will be difficult, given River Ridge envy, but it is possible. Perhaps the previous era of editorial narcolepsy finally will be surmounted.

However, it won't be forgotten how badly Bill Hanson played this hand since September of 2015.

Hanson screwed New Albany for 333 days without comment or public explanation. He is a putz, and the next time he mounts the podium to accept a community service award, a cream pie should be aimed squarely at his face.

I volunteer for the job. Someone's got to speak for us, right?