Courtesy of the Twitter feed of Packages & More Liquors (803 N. Dixie Avenue in Elizabethtown, Kentucky) ...
"Rite Aid wants you to check out their craft beer selection. What's next? Fine wine?"
"Another scene from local Rite Aid. Vodka belongs in the candy aisle, right?"
Hmm, I dunno. "M&M's and Whiskey" may make sense for one of those cement block Rite Aid pillboxes, but it just isn't a song I can imagine Alice Cooper singing.