Earning stripes? A hands-down winner in the safe streets t-shirt contest.

The Green Mouse has selected a winner: Only malcontents favor safe streets, so let's have a t-shirt.

But there's even more: "My entry is attached. $100 on Amazon if you need one in real life."

Rust-Oleum 2395000 Professional Striping Machine

Product Description
A quality line marker for use on grass/dirt fields and for marking parking lots/lanes. Sturdy steel construction with 4 large easy rolling wheels. Lightweight housing includes windscreen, fingertip on/off lever, storage for 12 extra cans and simple 2" - 4" line width adjustment. Non-toxic aerosol spray goes straight downward for complete coverage. Maintenance free, no messy clean up.

From the Manufacturer
Rust-Oleum Striping Machine makes it easy to apply sharp, crisp, consistent lines.

Yes indeed, Jim. I think I will.

Only malcontents favor safe streets, so let's have a t-shirt.

The Green Mouse looked up from his martini, and asked, "wintmumsdizzsaurkont?" Then he spit out an olive pit, and repeated:

"Why not a t-shirt design contest?"

Duly inspired, we emptied the bottle and came up with a few ideas. Feel free to contribute your own.

Or, create your own. Here's a blank.

New Albany Indie Fest 2015, first notice with possibility of t-shirt.

I'm told that for 2015, Indie Fest will shift both dates and venues, to the Riverfrotn Amphitheater on Labor Day weekend. Stay tuned for update.

"Indie Fest is a local arts festival in downtown New Albany, IN, showcasing local artists, musicians and independent businesses. It is hosted by New Albany 1st."

In the interim, the event is coming together: "Hey friends, go to the link, help us fund Indie Fest and get a cool t-shirt. Please share with all your friends."

Gravity Head Daily Gravity Form 2013: The .PDF and the t-shirt.

Gravity Head kicks off at 7:00 a.m. on Friday, February 22.

This year's Gravity Head program WILL NOT BE PRINTED FOR PERUSAL AT THE PIZZERIA & PUBLIC HOUSE. You must print it yourself, or save to your pad or mobile device, or whatever's easiest for you. It has become too expensive for us to print, and at any rate, most customers already are using their mobile devices for such information.

The program is here: http://newalbanian.com/gh2013.pdf

There WILL be a one-page black & white Gravity Head cheat sheet with updated daily selections and basic information, printed and available at the venue.

And, the official t-shirt design, front and back:

Sarah models "25 Years of Beer & Loathing" t-shirts.

FYI: On sale tomorrow at the event, at a cost of $20 each. Limited numbers of these will be available, and we anticipate having credit card processing capability for t-shirt sales.

Check out my spiffy new t-shirt!

Last week, I participated in an entrepreneur's workshop at IUS, and in return for my testimony about how I've "succeeded" in bizness without really trying, I was gifted with this trendy tee. Seriously, it was fun; I'm flattered; it all goes to show that war is over, if you want it; and if you forget why any of this matters, just let your clicker do the walking back to March and this: A Candidate’s Progress (7): Professor Frump will play the company way.