Showing posts with label switching parties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label switching parties. Show all posts

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Free at last, Coffey launches New Albany Flat Earth Prayer Party.


Earlier today, the newspaper played catch-up.

Boilerplate aplenty as Coffey's defection arouses heroic words of meaninglessness from Democratic officials.



What could be more appropriate for a flood plain than a flat earther?

Modern flat Earth societies

The Flat Earth Society's most recent world model is that humanity lives on a disc, with the North Pole at its center and a 150-foot (45 m) high wall of ice (Antarctica) at the outer edge. The resulting map resembles the symbol of the United Nations, which Johnson used as evidence for his position. In this model, the Sun and Moon are each 32 miles (52 km) in diameter.

In both the primary and general elections, Dan Coffey ran for city council unopposed in 2015. As the new year dawned, and with his fresh four-year term commencing, suddenly the "sleepless nights" led to an epiphany ... and a newfound status as "independent."

Coupled with the Democratic Party's perennial disinterest in the 1st District -- they's always let Dan be Dan in return for Riverview Towers each election cycle, and so what if the West End languished in the Third World? -- the net effect of Coffey's calculated somersault is to disenfranchise it completely.

Welcome to boilerplate, New Albany-style. Remember last year, when those highly principled Democrats might finally have walked the walk?

ON THE AVENUES: This is Dan Coffey, New Albany’s quintessential Democrat.

Matt Nash on Dan Coffey: "His views are backward and repugnant."









Boilerplate aplenty as Coffey's defection arouses heroic words of meaninglessness from Democratic officials.


Dan Coffey explains himself.

Pot, meet kettle: Dan Coffey's letter of disassociation with Adam Disney's merry band of ... er ... well ... ?


Coffey says he hasn't left the Democratic Party -- you see, it left him. Coffey now will team up with Scott "Banker" Blair to form an "independent" duo on the council, which means we're a city with Moe and Larry, desperately in search of Curly.

Not to worry. There's a Curly on every street corner in New Albany.

Watch as the Republicans recoil in horror. They'd probably be willing to take their chances negotiating with Coffey, but not if he brings Blair along for the ride.

Some indignities are just too great to bear.

See Dixiecrat stalwarts like Jeff Gahan and Pat McLaughlin express shock at such a defection, which of course constantly has been discussed here at NA Confidential for months, if not years, without the somnolent newspaper ever bothered to pick up on it.

Gahan might even have a case. Has Coffey fulfilled the terms of his latest payola contract? After all, TIF residues remain payable, inside the machine or out.

Of course, Adam Disney benignly points to the national Democratic Party platform, this being the one he's studiously avoided referencing locally since his accession to kingpin.

And naturally, everyone involved was perfectly content to ride out the most recent election cycle, with Adam joyfully accepting Coffey's perennial cemetery voter sweep -- you know, one last lucrative concert tour before the band breaks up and begins stoking rumors of a reunion to come.

Peel away the layers of this story, and the local Democratic Party's conceptual rot comes into ever greater focus. We've been discussing THAT for years, too; then again, for all his flaws, Coffey never ceases to function like a human litmus test.

The redder his face, the blacker the local Democratic Party's heart.

New Albany Councilman Dan Coffey leaves Democratic Party, by Chris Morris (Clark County First)

 ... District 1 Councilman Dan Coffey — who ran unopposed in the November general election — said he was no longer associated with the Floyd County Democrats at the meeting.

When contacted Tuesday, a day after the meeting, Coffey said the decision to leave the party had been building for some time.

"The Democratic Party is not the same as it was years ago when I joined," he said.

Pot, meet kettle: Dan Coffey's letter of disassociation with Adam Disney's merry band of ... er ... well ... ?



Them people are "divisive" and "confrontational?" No, Dan, the words I think you're looking for are "formless milquetoasts" (sorry, Shane -- I'll explain it in your column next week).

Coffey disassociates with Dems (letter to the Jeffersonville newspaper)

For the past few years, I have questioned myself on the Democrat Party's direction. Historically, the Democrat Party has been about issues such as fair wages, affordable housing, standing up for people who were unable to do so themselves and the belief in our fundamental rights as individuals.

Unfortunately, the past few years has seen a shift from what the core values once were to a more divisive and confrontational approach that doesn't stand for the values I believe made our country and community strong ... 

See also:

Boilerplate aplenty as Coffey's defection arouses heroic words of meaninglessness from Democratic officials.


Meanwhile, another political party, this one pure and unalloyed, is said to be courting the Copperhead.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

News and Tribune reader: "Perhaps Mr. Stumler can afford the luxury of flitting between parties when it’s politically expedient."

Surely one of the more insightful letters to appear lately at OSIN, although the title does scant justice to the gist of Mr. Condon's point.

Reader urges vote for Gahan

At the Griffin Street Center debate April 3, Irv Stumler was evasive on the issue of his past as a Republican. But an article by News and Tribune’s Daniel Suddeath from Jan. 19 of this year clearly states that Mr. Stumler “had considered running [in this mayoral election] as a Republican, and that [Doug] England’s choice to not seek another term was influential in his decision to run as a Democrat.”

Mr. Stumler’s sudden party switch raises many troubling questions. Did he support the Republican Party’s platform one day, and the Democratic Party’s the next? What will he support tomorrow? And most importantly, what can we glean from all this about how he intends to run the city?

Perhaps Mr. Stumler can afford the luxury of flitting between parties when it’s politically expedient. But those of us struggling in this economy need to know whose side our mayor is on.

Recent budget battles in Wisconsin, New Jersey, and yes, Indiana, have proven just how hateful and destructive the Republican Party’s agenda for America has become. Those of us who reject these scorched-earth policies deserve a mayoral candidate who shares our values.

Irv Stumler is the latest in a long line of patrician businessmen who dabble in politics by pledging to run government like a business. We “elected” one of his kind president in 2000; today, another publicly questions President Obama’s citizenship to publicize his reality show.

With any luck, Mr. Stumler won’t resort to such desperate tactics against his most qualified and experienced opponent in this race. That candidate is lifelong Democrat Jeff Gahan, and I urge all of you to vote for him May 3.

— Eric Condon, New Albany