Or insert your own.

Top Ten Rejected Rock Spelling Words

10 New Albany - Have What The Elected Official On The Floor Is Having

9 Casino Is Over Yonder

8 Envelop New Albany

7 Citizens Faux Accountability Rocks

6 Nepotism, Despotism, Whatever

5 Vicki and Hilary, Sittin’ In A Tree

4 Sense Free Zone

3 One Way Or the Highway

2 Riverfront Underdevelopment Zone

1 Welcum To City

Eagle Scouts spruce up New Albany floodwall sign

Hooray for CFA!

Citizens Faux Accountability has returned with news of the wonderfully delightful weirdness that is the New "Come To City" Albany experience.

Bold Leadership from Common Council After Bridge Closure

“New Albany owes all its growth and development over the past 40 years to those little ‘WELCOME’ rocks on the levee. For generations, people have come across the Sherman Minton, seen those rocks, and thought, ‘Gee, I should move to New Albany,” said Price Planning CEO Steve Price. “It’s not the bridge, it’s the warm ‘WELCOME!’”

Not only that, but did you know that Indiana's Re-Education and Downward Social Immobility Minister is a traffic engineer, too?

Floyd Subdivision Votes for One-Way Streets, Increased Speed Limit

... "Since I take Spring to work every day I only thought it was fair that we increase the speed limit here too for all the New Albany homeowners who use our roads. None of my neighbors mind since we know we cause road noise and increase risks to pedestrians when we drive fast in New Albany. We're all about fairness!"

NAC's "Toxicity-Wide" levee lettering contest.

My friend M inquires: Should we rearrange the rocks to something more appropriate to the New Albany experience? There are no rewards for offering the winning answer, because I always forget to pay them.