Showing posts with label hilarity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hilarity. Show all posts

Friday, May 16, 2014

The best fate ever for Bob Caesar's crown jewel.


As it has been explained to me by a city official, the verdant green mounds scattered through Bicentennial Park are what happens when a nearby resident walks his dogs and refrains from scooping his poop.

For once, these letters are utterly appropriate: LOL.

Saturday, August 03, 2013

Tony Bennett and Trofim Lysenko: Separated at birth?

To refresh your memory as to Lysenko, Wikipedia's fine.

The biggest loser in the Tony Bennett resignation, by Valerie Strauss (Washington Post)

... What Bennett did in Indiana and the Board of Education did in Florida show how little the rules matter to some school reformers who wrap themselves in the mantle of “accountability for all” but try to escape it themselves. In both Indiana and Florida, the Bush-inspired A-F school grading system had to be changed to keep corporate-influenced school reform from collapsing under the weight of its own illogic, revealing the reform model as bankrupt.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Everything Mr. Matthews touches turns to "LOL".

If Commissioner Mark Seabrook isn't "very happy about it," then maybe he should have gone to the meeting in Dave Matthews's kitchen broom closet.

Seriously, what is it with the local GOP and finding folks to count the money? First the truck driver whose abacus was cracked, and now a bonding issue. Maybe the kids at Prosser could take on the auditor's post as a class project?

Floyd insurer: Bonding questions raised about interim auditor Clark, by Grace Schneider (C-J)

Floyd County leaders say unexpected concerns have been raised recently about arranging a surety performance bond for incoming interim Floyd County Auditor Scott Clark.

The county’s insurance agent, Kevin Paul, contacted Floyd officials last Thursday to alert them that an insurance carrier it uses to line up surety bonds indicated it would not issue a bond for Clark, who is scheduled to take office this Monday, said Theresa Plaiss, a former Floyd County auditor who now works as an administrative assistant to Floyd operations director Don Lopp.

The reasons were not specified, but “something had come to their attention” in checking into Clark. Paul had called to inform officials of the development and of the potential he’d need to find another carrier that sells high-risk policies, Plaiss said.

Clark — a certified public accountant who also serves as a tax adviser for Intuit, the parent company of Turbotax — declined to comment and referred a reporter to Rick Fox, the Floyd County attorney. Fox said he’s still looking into the matter.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

This is cracking me up.

No, it's not me. However, it appears that there is a new contestant in the wicked satire competition, and just in time to enliven the back-to-school doldrums.

Yo, Pete -- are the yard signs finished yet?

COFFEY EARNS HONOR FOR LEADERSHIP
New Albany city council president Dan Coffey is the 2009 recipient of the Caesars Foundation Award for Imperial Democracy. The prestigious award is given to leaders who best embody the one-man rule principles of Roman's first Emperor.

PRICE TO SPEAK ON MONEY SAVING HOUSE TIPS
Attention all landlords! Who isn't looking to save on house maintenance? That's why Citizens for Accountability is sponsoring nationally acclaimed lecturer Steve Price's educational seminar "House Tips for Savings: Whitewashed and Windowless."