Did you miss the headline? The crux of it - DemoDisneyDixiecratic chairman Dickey is up to his eyeballs in fake facts, not to mention male moo cow feces.

Here's the post in question.

From the first moment the recent discussion of a unified 9-1-1 call center commenced, the city's intellectually vacant and yet still theoretically "ruling" Democrats have been lashing back, first against Knable in city council (where the politically emasculated "democratic" rump enjoys an entirely new fixation with rules of order), then via Chief Bailey's whistle stop tour to express theatrical rage at slights against the police department's integrity (which has not been questioned, not even once).

Now comes Adam the DNC Bot's social media charade.

It's a genuine Alamo scenario on the horizon for the local elites in 2019. Adam and crew have bet the entire stack on personal loyalty to El Jeffie, as opposed to a coherent platform (witness the NAHA putsch against the poor), and they're facing the end of the generational gravy train.

Bereft of consistency, principles or any semblance of shame, all that our local DemoDisneyDixiecrats have left is an unctuous array of robotic templates in which to insert fake facts and fabrications. I can hear them now: "Hey, it's okay as long as it's OUR side doing it."

That's an excellent reason to avoid taking THEIR side. Bluegill is awarded the coda.

Whether they’re running for local, national, or intergalactic office, local candidates who don’t make a concerted, public effort to disassociate themselves from the Floyd County Democratic Party will not be receiving a vote from me.

Nothing fake about THESE sentiments. IN fact, they're just about the only hope.

Fake facts and disgraceful behavior: Jeff Gahan faced opposition to his public housing putsch, so now he's seeking to discredit NAHA with propaganda.

Breathtaking propaganda, borne of Jeff Gahan's ongoing housing authority property grab.

Has he yet spoken with a single resident?

NAHA Maintenance Issues Brought to Attention of Mayor

Infuriated with those who have had the temerity to question Gahan's trumpsterian assault on public housing, Gahan's dim-pire is striking back with leering grins and innuendo.

Perhaps being compelled to forego the State Senate race is making Deaf all intemperate.

Notice that the press release begins with a triumphant listing of recent measures taken to absorb and demolish the NAHA, such as Gahan's refusal to appoint members to the housing authority's board until he could pack it with drooling sycophants loyal to Gahan (and for that matter, Adam Dickey).

Only then are a handful of photos posted, purporting to depict maintenance issues that probably stem from what was, in effect, Gahan's months-long refusal to cooperate with NAHA's own timetables for maintenance and unit replacement. Reduce them to penury, then attack them for being poor.

Can someone -- anyone -- explain to us how Gahan is a Democrat?

Of course, the only transparent act Gahan's ever committed is doing whatever he can contrive to discredit former NAHA director Bob Lane, which is the best reason for us to surmise that Lane's fighting back since Gahan's handpicked board of servile, bootlicking toadies fired him on Deaf's direct orders.

Typically, by doing so Gahan is slurring every last employee of the housing authority, higher or lower -- but nothing new there for a man whose reputation among ordinary city workers resembles that of Captain Queeg.

Wow.

How much lower can Gahan sink?

Thinking "local," and ROTFLMAO.

I glanced at Think Local Southern Indiana's page at Facebook, and noticed a tout (from Think Local's very own page administrator) for networking:

Networking Opportunity: Connect Clarksville's September meeting will be at Chuy's, one of Clarksville's newest dining hot spots!

A quick web search revealed this January bit from Business First:

Chuy’s, a Texas-based restaurant chain that opened its first Louisville location last fall, already is expanding its local presence. The company is slated to open one of its Tex-Mex restaurants on the Clarksville side of Veterans Parkway in April, said Chuy’s marketing manager Hilary Delling.

Good work, One Southern Indiana! Your embarrassingly faux "buy local" group apparently has no clothes, either ... and your former honcho is bicycling to work.