Showing posts with label Rick Pitino. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rick Pitino. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 05, 2019

Pitino, Panathinaikos and a portion of pathos.


College basketball means almost nothing to me, but professional basketball outside the confines of L'America is something I find increasingly fascinating. This is the most entertaining sports essay I've read so far this year. It's long and worthwhile.

The Exile of Rick Pitino, by By John Gonzalez (The Ringer)

In 2017, the Hall of Fame Louisville coach’s career collapsed under a string of scandals, leading to his firing from the school he had coached for 16 years. Now, Pitino is finding himself in Greece, coaching Panathinaikos, working for a self-styled Bond villain, and enjoying a new chapter of his life.

Especially this:

In that way, the Greek Cup semifinal could not have gone better. I’d heard so many tales in advance of the game, but the proceedings exceeded expectations. In the early 1900s, basketball players were called “cagers” for the metal fence that often surrounded the court. In Greece, that term still applies. There was a protective wall behind the benches of both teams, and a net was raised to the rafters to prevent people from throwing things on the court.

There was good reason to take the precautions. The air inside the arena was thick with smoke from cigarettes and flares, and the stands were packed with frothing fans. Almost none of them were women. There were even fewer children. In the front row, one man wearing white-and-green face paint shook a giant inflatable penis at the Olympiacos bench. Not far from him, another man, also in face paint, was shirtless and played a bongo he’d somehow smuggled into the arena. Basket teams in Greece have firms, just like European soccer clubs. Each part of the main fan area was divided into subsections with signs for identification: Victoria, Skyros, the Hooligans, Gate 13, Kavala, and, the hardest to miss, West Block, which unfurled a giant banner from the upper deck with a menacing gas mask emblem. When the Olympiacos players came out for warm-ups, the fans made the Greek fuck-you gesture and chanted in unison. I asked Liogkas what they were saying, and he smiled: “Olympiacos, motherfuckers.”

Thursday, September 28, 2017

GREEN MOUSE SAYS: Wile E. Coyote was booked, so David Duggins will stand in for Rick Pitino as this year's Harvest Homecoming parade figurehead.

With backing vocals by the Vouchettes.

The Green Mouse has learned that Mayor Jeff Gahan will designate New Albany Public Hosing Director David Duggins as the official replacement for newly disgraced University of Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino, who was to have served as grand master of ceremonies for the annual event on Saturday, October 7.

Harvest Homecoming officials cancel Pitino visit

According to Mike Hall, the city's communications ventriloquist, there simply wasn't enough time for Gahan to purge and reappoint Harvest Homecoming's entire board, as he did previously with the NAHA.

"We needed someone with a Pitino-sized ego, stat," noted Hall, who hastened to add that while Gahan's self-opinion is luminously massive, the parade is far too small a stage for it.

"Mayor Gahan is an A-lister, and anything less than a prayer breakfast or Democratic Party RV caravan just won't maximize contributions," explained Hall.

"But Duggins is changing the way we think about swapping boring old safety nets for uninhibited luxury," Hall continued.

"What better person to celebrate our impending eradication of the poverty-stricken than the mayor's personal denigrator of public housing? Besides, it keeps him away from HWC Engineering."

Hall would not rule out ulterior motives.

"If we also can make the University of Louisville look bad in the process, that's a nice bonus. Mayor Gahan is looking forward to coaching Romeo to a championship in Bloomington -- assuming, of course, that college basketball still exists, and if not ... well, the NBA's fine, too."

According to Duggins' answering service, the dissector went over to Porcini's to do some field research, and was unavailable for comment.